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ArtfulSlinger
04/01/09

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BACON BACON BACON IM MAKING THE MOVES ON YOU....BACON!!!!
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
04/01/09

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Squeez Bacon!?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

(I've been holding that in for hours. I have a cramp.)
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tscheese
04/01/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I missed you today, sisterwife.
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wtfox?!
04/01/09

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I live with a person who loathes bacon. It's awful.

I'm still searching for the perfect, scathing retort to shut her up whenever she complains about the cooking of bacon (which is not often, but sometimes I just require my damn bacon). Suggestions are welcome.
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prettycool
04/01/09

@wtfox?!: just throw some bacon grease on her.
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rocknrollunicorn
04/01/09

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Has anyone tried bacon salt?

It is really incredible.
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Nuckin Futz for you
04/01/09

@rocknrollunicorn: Say it isn't so. I can combine the addiction to both /faint
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rocknrollunicorn
04/01/09

@Nuckin Futz for you has a happy: I think it's low sodium too.
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doodley is not amused
04/01/09

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For the rest of their awesome April Fool's products, go to www.thinkgeek.com. I, personally, covet the USB fondue pot, but also think the tauntaun sleeping bag is awesome (and would absolutely buy one for my kid if it were real).

And -- I admit I fell for one of Think Geek's April Fool's products last year.
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randomnessish
04/01/09

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I'm sure it is "just as healthy" as real bacon! The bar isn't that high!

What if you mixed it into your milk, and made bacon milk? Like chocolate milk? But with bacon? Or bacon dipped in bacon spread!
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happymisanthrope
04/01/09

@randomnessish: ew. ew. ew. ew. (to the bacon milk)
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morninggloria
04/01/09

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How much would someone have to pay you to drink that entire bottle over the course of 15 minutes?

For me? Realistically? $1000.
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megscissorhands
04/01/09

@morninggloria: I wanna say $100.00 (I come from the sort of family where my brother once ate a spoonful of vomit for $1.00, so we pretty much don't have gag reflexes or any sense of decorum), but I don't now. I might back out. Maybe $200.00 is more realistic.
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randomnessish
04/01/09

@morninggloria: Oh my god...I'd say probably in the ballpark of at least $3000

I...I don't like bacon...that...much

*flees*
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prettycool
04/01/09

@morninggloria: $500, because I'm a cheap bacon-loving whore
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tscheese
04/01/09

@randomnessish: BIG REVEAL:

I don't either.

I am also lactose intolerant.

I am NOT making this shit up. I know 4/1 is not exactly the day for me to share this, but bacon is not my favorite breakfast food. I kinda like it if it's grated up and put in a salad, or sometimes on a burger, but I can't eat it straight.
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doodley is not amused
04/01/09

@tscheese: tscheese is lactose intolerant? NO! Say it ain't so.
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tscheese
04/01/09

@doodley is not amused: I can eat hard cheeses! Most of the lactose is all digested out by the friendly microbes that make milk into cheese. It's a win-win!
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Crackers in Bed
04/01/09

@tscheese: wait, what???? you're a Bacon Lover IMPOSTOR?!?!? say it ain't so!
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Eleanor Ramilly
04/01/09

@morninggloria: Honestly? Maybe $150-$200. I'm broke and I bet it'd be pretty good.
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Eleanor Ramilly
04/01/09

@Shannon: Either that or it'd taste like dog food.
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MarissaExplainsItAll
04/01/09

@morninggloria: I would do it for like $500.
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randomnessish
04/01/09

@tscheese: my mind, it is blown.

You're just cashing in on bacon as an internet meme, aren't you! (yes i do believe bacon is an internet meme)

Also, I don't know why everyone is so obsessed with bacon...bacon is EVERYWHERE. I've seen bacon ice cream, bacon cakes, cupcakes, cookies, lollipops...
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megnificent
04/01/09

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When will they start selling this at IKEA, along with the awesome Swedish chocolate?
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
04/01/09

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I love that "as healthy as real bacon" is a selling point.

When I invent cotton-candy-in-a-tube(TM) I'll say "As nutritious as real cotton candy"
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megscissorhands
04/01/09

@Mkp-Will-Find-A-Way-To-Comment!!!-NYC: Yeah, "as healthy as real bacon" meaning....really, REALLY bad for you??
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ImproperDancing
04/01/09

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And Tscheese gets her sweet, sweet release.

Or as I like to call it, her commentobacogasm.
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RedVelvetCake
04/01/09

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Wow. I guess the no comments thing was an April Fools Joke? Boy, am I gullible. I totally fell for it.

Oh...and bacon in gel form? Yucko!
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meritxell: an erotic life
04/01/09

@RedVelvetCake: OMG I totally fell for it too! *huge sigh of relief*
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Snowbunny
04/01/09

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This idea makes my heart hurt. Not from like all the grease I'll be cramming into it, but from, like, not being able to do that right now. It hurts because it is broken. Broken from bacon.
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tscheese
04/01/09

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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT BACON

Sorry. I'm like, contractually obligated to say that every April 1.
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stealthird
04/01/09

@tscheese: Ok, what are the tags for making text blink?! I must know, please tell me!
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zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
04/01/09

@tscheese: bacon threads bring out the porker in me
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tscheese
04/01/09

@stealthird: <blink> this text will blink </blink>
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TheGarlicSong [HELP, I'M A ROCK!]
04/01/09

@tscheese: I CAN GET BEHIND THIS.

Do any of you ever eat bacon with maple syrup? It's something my aunt got me hooked on as a baby.
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RisaPlata
04/01/09

@TheGarlicSong needs more Meat Puppets: There's a different way?

Hey, what if we found a way to make the syrup solid because the bacon is squeezable?
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tscheese
04/01/09

@TheGarlicSong needs more Meat Puppets: I actually don't really like the juxtaposition of savory/sweet when the flavors are so strong. I prefer my breakfast meats to stay away from the syrup. In fact I'm not even a hugely rabid fan of pancakes, waffles, or french toast. Not big on sweet stuff really.

I do, however, think that anything related to cheese, gravy, or ketchup is welcome on my breakfast table.
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TheGarlicSong [HELP, I'M A ROCK!]
04/01/09

@RisaPlata: My mind is blown. Tscheese, we need a food lab around here.
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RisaPlata
04/01/09

@TheGarlicSong needs more Meat Puppets: Also: Bacon shakes!

(This started as a joke amongst my friends about the opposite of "Shake N' Bake" and then became the favorite hypothetical way to de-kosherfy a Jewish friend's blender.)
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prettycool
04/01/09

@tscheese: I am so excited to go home this week, where every weekend my step-dad makes a pound of bacon. for three people.

I WILL FEAST LIKE A KING!!!
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rah29
04/01/09

@tscheese: Tell me you've made the bacon explosion. You must have. Please, tell me you have.

Cos I have. Twice. Once it was WELLINGTONified.
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notheretomakefriends
04/01/09

@zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce:

well thank you very much, all that diet coke spit on my macbook, and the keys are all sticky now, who's gonna clean up.

I am so clicking your heart over this
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notheretomakefriends
04/02/09

@tscheese: I know I am a little late to that party, but this website [store.baconsalt.com] has everything to cater to your lard needs:

baconnaise, bacon lube, and my personal favourite: bacon lip balm, although the bacon flavoured watercooler for the office if pretty neat too :D
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Jello Mix
04/01/09

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If this were real, it would be my go-to stocking stuffer next Christmas.
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scandalouskiki
04/01/09

@Jello Mix: I thought this would make a hilariously nasty gag gift if it were real. Good times.
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LolaQuinn is full of beans
04/01/09

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I want to go to there.
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