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That said, my Wordpress stats assure me that several people Google my real name every single day. It is not an even remotely common name.
What do they want? WHOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAARE THEEEEEEEEEY?
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But then again my own boring life is an open book. Stalkers have no fun with me because I post almost everything online anyway.
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Crazy.
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Not that I would USE it..but I would just feel better knowing its out there.
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Monday: Drive .8 miles to work. Work. Drive home. Drink beer while making dinner. Drink beer while eating dinner. Change into jammies, talk to parents on phone about what their dog has been doing this week. Get into bed, watch Intervention. Fall asleep.
And so on and so on.
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This is how Reese looks. Isn't she lovely? No. NO! PUT AWAY YOUR PHOTOSHOP!
You'll never learn.
Love,
Schlegs
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So high strung....maybe I need a drink now. Yes, yes....it's almost 5 in New York....
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because I'm paranoid and crazy.
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This is the problem with these posts. They feed my paranoia the same way House feeds my hypochondria.
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(I'm paranoid and crazy as well, and I think I need to know.)
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GeorgeFayne answered above! Touch the mirror. If it's a two-way, then there's a space between your finger and the reflection. If it's a regular mirror, your fingers touch. This might not be entirely true, I probably heard it on oprah or something, but I've been doing it, compulsively, for years.
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I throw a rock I keep in my bag for this purpose at the mirror. If it shatters and there's a masturbating man standing there, I know it's a two-way mirror. If not...I do my business and sneak out the back of the establishment so I don't get arrested for vandalism. It's foolproof!
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