Coach has no chance. U.S. copyright law does not protect useful articles, and copyright protection has been denied to fashion designs because clothing garments have traditionally been viewed as useful articles—basic items of necessity having utilitarian value—rather than as artistic creations. Unless they are infringing on the trademark by causing consumer confusion (i.e. putting "coach" or the like on the purses), the design itself is not protectable and there is no lawsuit.
At least, that's what my memory of IP law in law school tells me...
Now that Lady Gaga is taking style tips from Ed Gein and Jame Gumb, I'm looking forward to the belt of shrunken heads she has planned for the next awards show.
@lovecake: It honestly never occurred to me before her new human hair outfit, but she would seriously rock the hell out of some of his shit. Tell me she wouldn't look fan-fucking-tastic with a giant ruffly leopard print collar and a Wonder Woman inspired bodice and panty set.
@louwheeze: The man did an entire line of clothes made from vegetables for a salad dressing company, for crying out loud! It is a match made in my happiest dreams!
Hmph. They're so late. Some of the European tennis hunks already did this ages ago - and even for a good cause (raising funds for testicular and prostate cancer).
(I couldn't find the Lopez and Robredo versions, but they're floating around out there somewhere. None currently for Roger or Rafa fans - they've both said they're too shy.)
I'll probably be the odd one out, but why does EVERYTHING have to be nude nowadays? Nude extreme sports? Oh, I'm sorry, when I'm skiing down a mountain in freezing snow and 0 degree weather, I prefer to have some clothes on. I'm no prude, but honestly...why.
@Gingerlime: While I am sure you have a reason for doing so, I would remind you that sports magazines have very little absorbent quality and could clog your toilet. Just thinking of your pipes!
Sports Illustrated countered by announcing that, in addition to featuring naked (or nearly naked) models, next year will hearken the inaugural "Animals wearing human clothing" issue. ESPN: The Magazine immediately issued a statement that they were going to feature an issue of totally nude animals, with all of their hair shaved off. Sports Illustrated announced plans to dress up their cars in bikinis, and ESPN: The Magazine reportedly began working on an issue featuring nothing but individual automobile parts.
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At least, that's what my memory of IP law in law school tells me...
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I think they could really have something special, as she would be the perfect person to wear some of his zanier pieces.
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(I couldn't find the Lopez and Robredo versions, but they're floating around out there somewhere. None currently for Roger or Rafa fans - they've both said they're too shy.)
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It looks like she's enjoying using her body for her own sake.
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LOVE this ad!
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Erm. Four-man bobsled?
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I wonder if they're going to just have young athletes or if they'd invite older folks like Andre Agassi, Mia Hamm, or Michael Jordan to do it too.
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Also, I have to say it: Bar has a gorgeous face. I'm very envious of it.
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