V Magazine Wonders Aloud Why Kate Upton is Always Naked

"Model. Actress. Icon." V Magazine is celebrating "the year of Kate Upton" by putting the model/actress/icon on their cover and asking "Why Can't Kate Upton Keep Her Clothes On?"
BBC Apologizes For Shitty Thing It Said About Bartoli And Her Dad
Today, gentlemen, we were reminded why we lug our reputations as troglodytes well into the 21st century. A woman named Marion Bartoli proved athletic enough to win a singles title at Wimbledon and was thereupon described to BBC Radio 5 listeners as something other than "a looker." Because, you see, it is not enough to…
Sports Illustrated Loves Models. Female Athletes? Not So Much
A recent study by the Department of Sociology at the University of Louisville asks a very good question: Where are all the women in Sports Illustrated? Unless they're models wearing bikinis, they're certainly not on the cover. Researchers found that of the 716 SI issues published between 2000 and 2011, a mere 35 of…
The Back Cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Tells You to Fuck a Piece of Chocolate
Did you notice the ad on the back cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? (You have a subscription to that, right?) It's a lot like the front cover, which features Kate Upton standing in freezing Antartica in nothing but undies and an unzipped winter coat (fun fact: this almost killed her), only…
Your Evening Cry: Boy with Cerebral Palsy Races Triathlons with His Brother
I bet you never thought Sports Illustrated would make you cry. Well tonight you're about to experience a world of new wonders with the 2012 Sports Illustrated Kids SportsKids of the Year, brothers Conner and Cayden Long.
Arizona Safeway Deems Jessica Simpson's Pregnant Belly Too Lewd to Be Seen [UPDATED]
An alert tipster spotted this homemade device at a grocery store in Tucson, Arizona. It's blocking what was apparently determined to be a scandalous Elle cover featuring the very pregnant body of Jessica Simpson. The tipster reports that it's been there for a week; so it is certainly intentional, as the charming…
We See London, We See France, We See Kate Upton's Vulva, Practically.
The cover of this year's famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has leaked, and it is, well, revealing. Model Kate Upton is showing a great deal of sideboob, but more worrisome is what's happening down below. Isn't that suit—it's really more of an eyepatch, actually—so disturbingly small and low that some of her…
Natalie To Do Dior; Tyra Has New Modeling Polaroids
- Natalie Portman will be the latest face of Christian Dior perfumes. She joins a stable that includes Sharon Stone, Charlize Theron, and Monica Bellucci. Some common perfume ingredients are hazardous to health; some are animal products. Is perfume vegan? [WWD]
Swimsuit Photography Isn't Always About Sex
Walter Iooss has spent the last 38 years traveling the world to shoot models in swimsuits for Sports Illustrated. Leaving aside Tyra and Paulina (and Kathy and Petra), Iooss's book Heaven includes some images of breathtaking beauty, including this. [VanityFair]
Gavel To Gavel
[New York, February 22. Image via Getty]
American Elitism
[New York, February 9. Image via Getty]
CNBC's "Business Models" Serves Up Eye Candy Masquerading As News
Last night, CNBC aired its heavily-promoted special "Business Model," which was, of course, a thinly veiled excuse to feature scantily-clad Sports Illustrated swimsuit models on the financial news channel for an entire hour.
Lindsey Vonn's "Sexualized" Cover • Your Salad Probably Contains Poop
• Lindsey Vonn appears on the cover of Sports Illustrated in a pose that some say represents all that is wrong with the media coverage of female athletes. Women Talk Sports says:
