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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    Blind Item = Will Smith ?

    Maybe it's my wishful thinking regarding certain parts of his *ahem* anatomy.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    I'm with Barbra. I was deeply worried about McCain/Palin in the White House. I felt a weight lifted from my shoulders when President Obama won. I thank my lucky stars every.single.day.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    "Mario is the only fat friend she has, and she wants him to change."


    Or maybe she just wanted to do something nice for a friend...generally gifts are a nice thing, not a "you're fat, fix it" thing.

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    Image of hfree hfree
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    Considering the fact that Patty Scialfa is in the E-Street band, I would consider it a big deal that she wasn't at a show. It would like if Clarence or Max or Little Steven didn't show (kind of). Hopefully it isn't anything serious, maybe she wasn't feeling well?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    That quote on Gwynnie cannot be real: "He's her only fat friend, and she wants to change him." That's like everyone inviting the town's only (out) gay person to their church.


    I have had "If I Were a Boy" in my head all damn morning. I still am not sure if I understand what that song is trying to say.

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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    Hey Gwenyth,
    Why don't you get Mario a membership to Jenny Craig? I'm sure he'd appreciated it.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    According to the article linked, Katy and Rihanna were in Barbados, not the Bahamas.


    (Sorry, I get nit-picky when it comes to my home country.)

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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    Don't change Mario Batali, you're too awesome.
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    rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was starred rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny was unstarred
    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    I have 2 things this morning.


    1. Dear whoever called Mario Batali Gwennie's "fat friend", Shut the fuck up.

    2. Whichever star is in that blind item, I want to be his friend because he sounds like a blast.

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/23/09

    @swimmingly: @swimmingly: I am guessing Will Smith
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    So was Mike Tyson trying to help Chris Brown by defending him because Mike Tyson defending you helps noone really. Didn't he gnaw off someone's ear and you know that whole thing with Robin Givens.....
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    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    What I've learnt most is to keep my private life private." O RLY?


    Aaaaaand coffee's up my nose.

     Reply
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    Why was Gwenneth even friends with a fat person in the first place?
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    04/23/09

    @morninggloria: he nourished her inner aspect?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    04/23/09

    @Stabby McStabberson: Sounds like she thinks he's been nourishing his own inner aspect a little too effectively.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/23/09

    @Stabby McStabberson: Nourishing the inner aspect doesn't include eating non-leaves.
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    Image of Stabby McStabberson Stabby McStabberson
    04/23/09

    @morninggloria: or anything that has been heated above room temperature.
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    Image of PootyT PootyT
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    i've always wondered re: rock star wives/girlfriends: are you expected to go to every show?? i mean, if you love the man, you probably love (at least some of) his music, but every night on tour?
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    Image of hfree hfree
    04/23/09

    @PootyT: Patty's in the band, so yes, she's expected to be there.
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    I'm just happy that the new New Moon cast members are ACTUALLY Native Americans.
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    04/23/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
    I will not stand for fewer Heroes episodes! I need my Hiro Nakamura.

    It's bad, though, seriously. Yesterday while walking through a big city in the Midwest I could have sworn I saw two of the stars of that show. As this is nearly impossible, I will assume it's because I've watched nearly every episode of Heroes ever made in a few short weeks, have a for-real fear of Sylar, and have Mohinder on the brain. Mmmmm, Suresh...
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