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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    It would look better on my floor - God's own truth.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    Hello, my love!


    Also, why is the NYPD in Australia?

     Reply
    Trashtastic was starred Trashtastic was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    I love how ratty that NYPD t-shirt looks, I guess it's super comfy.
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    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    Also, I'd like to comment on how nicely Bana's jeans are hugging his sexay thighs.


    The. End.

     Reply
    R_Claw was starred R_Claw was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    02/24/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): Indeed, they hug them almost as snugly as my own thighs would.
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    prestocaro fears the culling was starred prestocaro fears the culling was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    Oh dear, I cannot support Bana's hair in this picture. It totally detracts from the hotness.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    I didn't realize I was an ass girl until JUST NOW. Schwing!
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    swimmingly was starred swimmingly was unstarred
    Image of Linnley Linnley
    02/24/09

    @swimmingly: Well I officially love one for two reasons: 1, I am also an ass girl. And 2, You used the word 'Schwing'.
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    Linnley was starred Linnley was unstarred
    Image of Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller
    02/24/09

    @swimmingly: Welcome to the club! Though my ass-girl awakening came (HAR HAR) watching Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man last spring. mmmmmmm.
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    Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller was starred Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller was unstarred
    Image of MIXED MIXED
    02/24/09

    @swimmingly: i didnt either!! i am enthralled.
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    MIXED was starred MIXED was unstarred
    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    02/24/09

    @Linnley: My room mate taught me that, and so I overuse it because I love it. And 2, (there wasn't a 1, I know) I cannot stop checking out every male that passes me all day long!
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    swimmingly was starred swimmingly was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    Too much reading in this picture.
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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself.
     Reply
    SisterMaryMartha was starred SisterMaryMartha was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    02/24/09

    @SisterMaryMartha: hahahaha
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    dianersb was bit by a zombie was starred dianersb was bit by a zombie was unstarred
    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    "Neither Eric nor Orlando ever dreamed they'd be forced to reenact scenes from the movie Troy on New York street corner at gunpoint by a deranged police officer..."
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    Macloserboy was starred Macloserboy was unstarred
    Image of Linnley Linnley
    02/24/09

    @Macloserboy: I'd pay money to see that. Good money.
     Reply
    Linnley was starred Linnley was unstarred
    Image of Linnley Linnley
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    Please raise your hand if you think Bana is about a thousand times sexier than Bloom.
     Reply
    Linnley was starred Linnley was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/24/09

    @Linnley: Hand raised.
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    R_Claw was starred R_Claw was unstarred
    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    02/24/09

    @Linnley: jumping up and down w/ hand raise. me, me , me!
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    Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was starred Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was unstarred
    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02/24/09

    @Linnley: I'll raise both my hands. Because I love him.
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    EkaterinaBallerina was starred EkaterinaBallerina was unstarred
    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    It was 3 for the price of 1 at Super Cuts today.
     Reply
    Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was starred Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was unstarred
    Image of water baby water baby
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    A punk version of Orlando Bloom? Yeah, I would hit that.
     Reply
    water baby was starred water baby was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    Is it just me or does Orlando look like Shaggy? (I mean from Scooby Doo)
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    prestocaro fears the culling was starred prestocaro fears the culling was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/24/09

    @prestocaro love/hates her kettlebell: He does! (R'uh-R'oh)
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    I really want to be like "come arrest me, NYPD Street Crime Unit! I've been reaaallll bad!" But then I look at the scruffiness and it's just not for me. Sorry Orlando. I liked you better as a vaguely asexual elf.
     Reply
    megscissorhands was starred megscissorhands was unstarred
    Image of Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller
    02/24/09

    @megscissorhands: Oh yeah. That vaguely asexual elf played a big role in my great sexual awakening ... ah, to be a geeky 13-year-old again. To realize, thanks to a pretty boy with six lines of screentime, that not all boys had cooties. That some of them have loonnnnng bloonnnde hairrrrr. (commence middle-school swoon)
     Reply
    Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller was starred Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller was unstarred
    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    02/24/09

    @Riff_Randell: I had equally swoontastic spells while watching LoTR and Orlando. His elf was lovely.


    However, I was carrying minisparks in a sling, and nursing her in the balcony, at the Union Square theatre. I feel RIDICULOUSLY OLD!

     Reply
    rosasparks was starred rosasparks was unstarred
    Image of minnesotameltdown minnesotameltdown
    02/24/09

    In reply to Bloom & Bana Get Busted For Hottie Hooliganism
    More importantly, tell us about this NYPD Street Crime Unit guy...
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    minnesotameltdown was starred minnesotameltdown was unstarred
    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown: AGREED.


    That is some fine looking man right there.

     Reply
    rosasparks was starred rosasparks was unstarred
    Image of aneyelidsflutter aneyelidsflutter
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown:


    yummm, i know - the back view alone is doing it for me...

     Reply
    aneyelidsflutter was starred aneyelidsflutter was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/24/09

    @aneyelidsflutter: Thirded! I love men in wholly dirty t-shirts and well fitting jeans.
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    R_Claw was starred R_Claw was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown: Ummm, yes. I need to know more.


    A butt that nice deserves to be looked at twice.

     Reply
    dianersb was bit by a zombie was starred dianersb was bit by a zombie was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown: MMMM. Making me forget all about previous Legolas crushes.
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    J.D.Regent was starred J.D.Regent was unstarred
    Image of Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller
    02/24/09

    @rosasparks: His butt is mesmerizing me. Good morning to you, too, sweetcheeks!
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    Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller was starred Riff Randell, Rock 'n' Roller was unstarred
    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown: I feel it is a lot of keeping your eyes on the Sharks and the Jets. Listening for snaps down a dark alley way. And being COOL!
     Reply
    Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was starred Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was unstarred
    Image of Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!)
    02/24/09

    @Don't Get It Twisted: Not so much about the guy, but what I imagine his work to be.
     Reply
    Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was starred Don't Get It Twisted (don't take mah starhhh!) was unstarred
    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown: You aren't bugged by his parasitic neck-hand?
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    hello.kitty was starred hello.kitty was unstarred
    Image of MIXED MIXED
    02/24/09

    @minnesotameltdown: that ass..its incredible.
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    MIXED was starred MIXED was unstarred
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