Scarlett Johansson is, like, totally hot for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That's right, she may be too sexy for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo director David Fincher, but she's apparently just sexy enough for Joseph. Various big-mouthed friends and sources say the saucy little minxes were seen kissing in NYC last month and…

Kim Kardashian is in Dubai, where she is doing the important, urgent work of launching a fragrance and attending the opening of a milkshake store. But since Kim had a little free time, and simply loathes showing off her face and body, she and her mother went shopping for abayas and burqas. And niqabs. Does this mean…

[New York, October 7. Images via Splash.]

If you just moved to this planet fairly recently, you might think that LeAnn Rimes is a person who uses Twitter and defends her body for a living. She's actually a singer, but you'd never know it! Today she's talking about her weight. Again. In an interview with the Associate Press, she says: "[When I] was going…

[At the premiere of The Ides Of March, New York, October 5. Images via Splash.]

Hey girl, feeling blue? Work got ya down? Friend being a jerk? Missing summer? Wishing you could hear the baby goose's weirdly accented, vaguely Canadian yet oddly sensual voice right about now? You're in luck: We made Ryan Gosling ringtones.

[Saint Angelina takes her brood to visit Gwen Stefani and fam. London, September 26. Images via Splash.]

Britney Spears just shot a video in London, and the local government is unhappy that she acted out an armed robbery. In the clip, she and boyfriend Jason Trawick hold up a store at gunpoint. A Hackney council member says: "I think she should apologize and make a sizeable donation to a Hackney charity that deals with…

[On the set of Gangster Squad. Los Angeles, September 20. Images via Splash.]

[In the Marc Jacobs store in Soho. New York, September 15. Images via Splash.]

Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes…

[It might not be a sea urchin. It might be brain coral. In any case, we are worried for the fetus. New York, September 13. Images via Splash.]

[Toronto, September 8. Image via Splash.]

We haven't seen Ali Lohan out and about recently. Is it because she was recovering from extensive plastic surgery? She was seen leaving a hair salon with her sister, Lindsay Lohan, yesterday, and she was fairly unrecognizable. The lips, the cheekbones, the jaw, the eyes, the nose, the brows… everything appears to have…

If you're a reporter who is also big fan of Madonna, and you have the chance to see Her Madgesty in person, at a press conference for her new film, whatever you do, do not bring her hydrangeas. [DListed]

[Arriving in Venice with daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault and husband Francois-Henri Pinault. September 2. Images via Splash.] UPDATE: I've been informed this is not a Birkin but a Balenciaga Weekender. The more you know (cue sparkle star rainbow).

As you may be aware, Beyonce is pregnant with the seed of Jay-Z. After clutching her bump and coyly smiling on the red carpet — silently signaling to the world that she was either pregnant or bloated from hookworm — Beyoncé hit the stage at the VMAs and, before performing "Love on Top," said to the audience, "I want…

Abercrombie & Fitch is willing to offer a "substantial payment" for the cast of Jersey Shore to stop wearing their clothes. The brand worries that the "association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is…

[On the set of The Place Beyond The Pines, upstate New York, August 10. Images via Splash. Bonus biceps below.]

[Barbados, August 4. Images via Splash.]