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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    Don't cry for me, crazed preteen-ah. #newmoon
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09

    @morninggloria: The truth is I ne-ver liked you--
    the fangirl craze, your sad existence
    I swear, I promise
    I'll keep my distance. #newmoon
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    Now, there is a three-way that would not disappoint. If they added Chuck Bass, the subsequent Sexytime Exxxplosion would rend the time-space continuum as we know it, causing mild-mannered women to foam at the mouth and previously straight men to wear purple plaid. #newmoon
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    So, I totally agreed to go to a screening of New Moon on my birthday with some people I barely know because it gives me an excuse to ogle without feeling like a bad person. #newmoon
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/10/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Love it! I agreed to take my pre-teen half sister and four of her friends, ostensibly to chaperone them, but in reality merely to have someone to squeal with. My Dad is also paying for my ticket. Best. scam. ever.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/10/09

    @KikiCanuck: I got to go see Warped Tour for free under a similar pretense! Of course, I ended up needing to drive 3 teenage boys home after stopping at a gas station to buy them beverages as none of them had bothered to drink anything in the 90 degree weather. #newmoon
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    God, is he legal yet? #newmoon
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    Image of FrabjousDay FrabjousDay
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: The werewolf? Incredibly sadly, not quite. :(

    Sigh... #newmoon
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    Image of sangmo sangmo
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: he's 17. #newmoon
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    11/10/09

    @sangmo: @FrabjousDay: That makes me feel dirty... although still not as dirty as reading and enjoying *gasp* Twilight to start with. #newmoon
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: Wait until Breaking Dawn. That one'll make you feel all kinds of dirty. #newmoon
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    Image of msridiculous447 msridiculous447
    11/10/09

    @brinkswomanship: And he's taken. By Taylor Swift. Gorgeousness abounds. #newmoon
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    "Check it out Rob, I can lift that reporter's skirt with my jailbait mental powers!"

    "Heh, nice one Taylor, but I just have to gaze at her and promise to shower." #newmoon
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/10/09

    @CurtCole: Um, I'm sorry, I think I might need a moment to collect myself after that mental image. #newmoon
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/10/09

    In reply to "See, I'm Human, He's A Werewolf & The Other One's A Vampire."
    Duck, duck, goose. #newmoon
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/10/09

    In reply to Put A Smile On Your Face/Make The World A Better Place
    Without reading comments, I'm going to guess that there are at least 4 comments whining about the colour of Linds' hair. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/10/09

    @lisas: ooh, nailed it exactly. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/10/09

    @lisas: See, I guessed at least two discussing PANTS!!!!ZOMG!1! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/10/09

    @BAngieB: Hey, did you know MADONNA is dating JESUS? Maybe his parents are called Mary and Joseph? LOLOLOLOLOLOLO #lindsaylohan
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/10/09

    @lisas: and lets see... 27 comments subtract 6 for hair and pants and the rest are... hmmm? I gonna go with 10 parent comments. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/10/09

    In reply to Put A Smile On Your Face/Make The World A Better Place
    Everyone, she's wearing pannnnnttts!!! And carrying a bag that may contain food! And she's smiling! Did I miss a Dirtbag detailing Michael Lohan's forced relocation to a remote island? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/10/09

    @BetteD: Pants. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/09

    In reply to Put A Smile On Your Face/Make The World A Better Place
    Keep it up sweet girl. You can do it! #lindsaylohan
     Reply
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/10/09

    In reply to Put A Smile On Your Face/Make The World A Better Place
    I mean, yeah, chicken soup heals a lot of ails, but it's gonna take more than that bag of soup to fix her father. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of nakadika_shiksa nakadika_shiksa
    11/10/09

    In reply to Put A Smile On Your Face/Make The World A Better Place
    A smile AND pants! *sigh* Today is a good day. #lindsaylohan
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    BAngieB promoted this comment nakadika_shiksa was starred nakadika_shiksa was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/10/09

    @nakadika_shiksa: Pants? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of betterbearockstar betterbearockstar
    11/10/09

    @nakadika_shiksa: I know! I actually stopped half way down the picture at the shock of actual pants. This is the state of the world. #lindsaylohan
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    BAngieB promoted this comment betterbearockstar was starred betterbearockstar was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/10/09

    @betterbearockstar: Pants. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/06/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    I got all my hot genes with me. #halleberry
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    Image of dreamypisces dreamypisces
    11/06/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    The family that wears gray together stays together...
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by dreamypisces at 11/06/09 11:46 AM dreamypisces was starred dreamypisces was unstarred
    Image of clockwise contemplates going counter clockwise contemplates going counter
    11/06/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    "Oh yes, when I grow up I'm going to be a blend of these gorgeous people. I will be blindingly gorgeous!" #halleberry
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    Skellatrix promoted this comment clockwise contemplates going counter was starred clockwise contemplates going counter was unstarred
    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    11/06/09

    @clockwise is a asexual vampire: Seriously, have you ever seen such perfectly-arched brows on a baby? She's all, "yeah, I got this." #halleberry
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    Image of clockwise contemplates going counter clockwise contemplates going counter
    11/06/09

    @Skellatrix: It's amazing. The arched brows say "stop looking at me, you're not worthy". #halleberry
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/06/09

    In reply to We Are Family
    ...my parents are good looking like me. #halleberry
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