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jeepgirl
11/25/08

In reply to Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies
At least she "politely asked" her to get the f*** out of her room.
Baby steps, people. Baby steps.
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Hana Maru
11/25/08

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Here's the extended scene from VH1:

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rumrex
11/24/08

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Every time I think I'm going to quit watching Vh1 reality tv, a show like this comes along and my hope is renewed.
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The One
11/24/08

@rumrex: I really hope that these RoL/FoL shows and spinoffs never end!
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gaythings
11/24/08

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"I am asking you politely, get the fuck out of my room!"
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Hana Maru
11/24/08

@gaythings: Oh, I loved that!
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autobahnaroo
11/24/08

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But--but--I missed this! Who got sent home??!?!?!?!
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Adora Belle Dearheart
11/24/08

@autobahnaroo:

The brandi with the pink/blond hair that spit on Destiny.
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The One
11/24/08

@privityofestate: I have to admit that I was surprised when the guy judge (Ricky? - the one who looks like he's trapped in an 80s hair metal video) said that he was so disappointed in Brandi C., because he really thought she was going to win.

Huh? WTF? All I've seen her do is follow Megan, then Lacey, and act like a drunken slut - more so than the rest of them. She has no interest in bettering herself and really doesn't believe that she should change her skanky ways. She still has no respect for herself and will probably return to porn as soon as the reality shows dry up for her.

If anyone has seemingly improved on the show, it's Brandi M.
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Hana Maru
11/24/08

@The One: He's clearly had an attraction for Brandi C. That guy is a sleazebad and I have no idea why he's a judge.
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Hana Maru
11/25/08

@HanaMaru: I meant sleazebaG, but sleazebad also works.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
11/24/08

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TOTALLY AMAZING. Oh, man, sometimes I wish I had cable. That was just great.
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devilchyld22
11/24/08

In reply to Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies
Agh God Lucy!!! GO HOME!!!!!! I want to hit you. I know, against the rules. But for real. Cmon!

I'm mad at Sharon for letting her stay for so long because she says she sees all and nothing gets past her, yet Lucy continues to stay.

Brandi M all the way!
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devilchyld22
11/24/08

@devilchyld22: I wonder who Lucy...is...

I wish I could blame my two typeos on being drunk.

All I've got is...I had to pee.

I hope this excuses it.
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midwesternmom
11/24/08

@devilchyld22: Perfectly understandable mistake. She has Lucy's personality with Peppermint Patty's hair. Lacey would not only pull the football away from Charlie Brown, she would spike it in his face after he fell to the ground.
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cirocco
11/24/08

In reply to Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies
Prior to this, the worst thing I had ever seen on reality TV was that episode of ANTM where Shandi had drunken sex with an Italian guy, then phoned her boyfriend afterward to tearfully confess. Her boyfriend would not stop screaming at her, and she was cowering under the table and shrieking her apologies. Shandi had a history of substance abuse, and I did not know how the producers, camera crew, etc. could broadcast her agony in good conscience. It bothers me to this day.

And that incident was NOTHING compared to Charm School last night. I fear I have lost some remainder of innocence that I never knew I had.
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TalbotSmith
11/24/08

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I cannot help being amazed at the juxtaposition of this show with the 'Pick Up Artist' that follows. Nice, naive young men that help and support each other every step of the way. And Mr. 'Mystery'? Nice head!
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The One
11/24/08

@TalbotSmith: They do seem like nice guys, but you have to hope that when they go home, nobody in their towns has seen the show. Otherwise, they'll forever be tagged as the losers who had to go on a reality show in order to learn how to kiss a girl.
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/24/08

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Spitting in someone's face is the insult to top them all, and trashy as those girls may be, that shit is never, ever called for.
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Snowbunny
11/24/08

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: No no no, you've got it all wrong! She didn't remember dong it! So that means it may or may not have happened in Brandi land (Candy Brandi Land! Anybody? Anybody?!)

But yeah, it seems like she hasn't even been watching the other reality shows. Spitting always (always always always) causes a shit storm of epic proportions. That shit almost got Taylor Made and Pumkin KILLED.
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AllieCaulfield
11/24/08

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Lacey has got to be one of the most vile women on these "reality/game show/clusterfuck shows. Physically she reminds me of "Meredith" on The Office, only older looking.
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prestocaro fears the culling
11/24/08

@AllieCaulfield: I never connected the two but... BRILLIANT! And, as someone who loved every minute of the New York storyline on FOL, I hate Lacey, too! She's not fun with her deviousness. She's just kind of a dick.
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The One
11/24/08

@prestocaro: There's something sociopathic about Lacey. And the ONLY reason she's still on the show is because of the drama she creates. Without her, the others pretty much get along.
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Cerridwen
11/24/08

@The One: I agree. Lacey is a complete dick. But I actually find Megan to be almost more repulsive. Both of those women are borderline sociopathic and make me sad for the future of womanity.
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The One
11/24/08

@Cerridwen: They're exceptions not the rule.

As I said earlier, I know someone who is a longtime friend of Heather and she said that Heather really does despise Megan. But this woman doesn't know about Lacey.

I'm sure Heather can't stand Lacey, but I don't think it's the same visceral loathing that it is for Megan.

Back on ILM, I laughed my ass off when Whiteboy wanted nothing to do with Megan by the end of the show, after she'd spent all that time and effort into manipulating others to keep him on the show.
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
11/24/08

In reply to Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies
I can not BELIEVE how Lacey keeps getting off week after week after week. It makes my blood boil.
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descent
11/24/08

@Vivelafat says Vive La Obama: It's the build-up that will make her offing that much sweeter.

Brandy (whichever initial is left) FTW!
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penny_lane
11/24/08

@Vivelafat says Vive La Obama: sometimes i feel like they keep her so the show will remain interesting. i mean i can't stand her, but what will the show be without her??? it will be nice to see everyone ragging on her with poems and songs next week!
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The One
11/24/08

@penny_lane: Exactly. Without Lacey, there would be no tension. Just a group of sloppy drunks.
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Hana Maru
11/25/08

@Vivelafat says Vive La Obama: I'm so dying to see how she does next week without any minions.
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DixieCaverns
11/24/08

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OK, this clip is the most I have ever seen of this show, so will someone please tell me why the plate-throwing girl looks so familiar to me? Does it have anything to do with why she things she is an A-list celebrity?
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prestocaro fears the culling
11/24/08

@DixieCaverns: She was on Rock of Love. And also.. she's a former stripper (or may currently be, i dunno) so maybe you seen her around town. ::sideeye::
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prestocaro fears the culling
11/24/08

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I'm confused. Sharon Osbourne says it's bad to spit on people? Doesn't she send her detractors boxes of shit that are gift wrapped (through the mail)?
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YourScreenplaySucks
11/24/08

@prestocaro: The gift wrap makes the boxed shit classy. Spitting, on the other had, is just tacky. Duh. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
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prestocaro fears the culling
11/24/08

@Your Screenplay Sucks: apparently not. I'm totes going to send them a special xmas package!
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YourScreenplaySucks
11/24/08

@prestocaro: Good call. I can think of no better way to say, "Thank you for giving me life".
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prestocaro fears the culling
11/24/08

@Your Screenplay Sucks: K. I just realized they've seen this shit before (literally).
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yo, naomi leon (nee captain_underpants)
11/24/08

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omg, this episode epitomizes the reasons why i am addicted to vh1 reality shows.

what they need to do is put the girls from "flavor of love" together with the girls from "rock of love" in a super charm school extravaganza. kind of like "i love money" minus the guys. ty ty could be the dean and sedate the girls with her tales of how her passport photo proves that she is the best supermodel that has ever lived, ever.
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stevienixxx
11/24/08

@captain_underpants: i have no doubt that there will soon be a rock/flavor of love charm school extravaganza at the rate they are milking these shows..
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yo, naomi leon (nee captain_underpants)
11/24/08

@stevienixxx: vh1 is crazy... like a fox! they don't even need writers! these shows write themselves! they just need to take the wildest and craziest contestants from each spin-off show and make another spin-off. it's like writing down the value of pi. it never ends!

i'm waiting to see "a real chance at love of money charm school" with bubbles as the dean and cali as the makeup artist.
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The One
11/24/08

@captain_underpants: These shows are scripted. I know someone who is a longtime friend of Heather, and she told me about it.
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prestocaro fears the culling
11/24/08

@The One: Part of me wants to believe that. But then -- I really don't think these girls are capable of delivering lines. Maybe in the post-interview?
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yo, naomi leon (nee captain_underpants)
11/24/08

@The One: you just blew my mind.

so these people aren't the dimwitted dregs of society i've believed them to be all this time?

is it a straight up script, or are they just given situations that they ad lib through?

i can't imagine pumkin being smart and/or sober enough to act.
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The One
11/24/08

@prestocaro: I don't know if they're fed lines, but I think the whole deal of who gets eliminated is scripted so that the major antagonist stays until almost the end.

From what I gather, some of the tensions and antics are hyped and egged on by the producers.
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The One
11/24/08

@captain_underpants: As I just wrote above, I don't know the exact details, but I have no doubt that most of them are trashy skanks. It's just that they're egged on to be more outrageous at times. Then again, sometimes some of them need no help.

Oh, and Heather really does despise Megan, who is apparently as bitchy and evil as she appears on TV. No redeeming qualities.
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MontanaWildhack
11/24/08

@The One: I am acquainted with an individual who is going to be a "contestant" on Rock of Love Bus - whether the show is scripted or not, I can assure you that she doesn't just play a skank on TV.
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The One
11/24/08

@kc2002: I am not surprised. It's almost as if having an STD is a requirement to be on these shows.

And all those skanks fighting each other over Bret Michaels? Blech. Sometimes, when we were at my parents' place, I'd watch RoL and every time I did, my father would walk by and ask "Who's the fatass with the stupid hat?"
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