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    Image of BornYesterday BornYesterday
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    TECH-NO-LOGI-CAL RO-MANCE!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    When I'm looking under the bed for a man, in vain, it's because my husband didn't use the dustmop under it like I told him to.
     Reply
    Edited by kookla at 07/28/09 4:17 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    made of plastic and elastic
    he is rugged and long-lasting
    who could ever ever ask for more
    love without complications galore
    many shapes and weights to choose from
    i will never leave my bedroom
    i will never cry at night again
    wrap my arms around him and pretend....

    .... I wonder if they thought the robots would be coin-operated?
     Reply
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    Image of sybann sybann
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR? WHERE'S MY JET PACK? WHERE'S MY CYBORGDILDOMAN? Ladies: We Been CHEATED.
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    Edited by sybann at 07/28/09 4:10 PM sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    Yeah, I get all my news from Robo-cosmo. It's got GREAT articles like "Do you belong with a Cyberman or a Cylon?" and "Simple tips to upgrade from a roomba to an R2 unit."
     Reply
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    And yet people get all judgey when I say "Wall-E" is a turn-on.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    I have taken to giving the Hitachi as a gift, for the betterment of woman kind.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/28/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Can I sign up for your Christmas list?
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/28/09

    @Yahtzii: I'll only gift it if you've been naughty.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/28/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Santa Clits!
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    Edited by Yahtzii at 07/28/09 4:20 PM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    I think the sex would be too mechanical for my taste.
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    Image of bellejay bellejay
    07/28/09

    @save jinger: Oh come on! Just think of the dirty talk: "101110100010111." Binary gets ME going.
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    Dodgergirl promoted this comment Edited by bellejay at 07/28/09 3:53 PM bellejay was starred bellejay was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/28/09

    @save jinger: Weirdly, I can attest to this. I once dated a manbot. Really! He was blonde, green-eyed, stood six-foot-five, athletic/weight-lifter body, sculpted like fine marble, and a gigantic penis. He always smelled good. He was charming in the truest sense of the word, as in, never said anything wrong, he was funny, had a sexy, husky voice, and the most beautiful man-feet I have ever seen. And you know what? Fucking him was like fucking a machine. He did everything that way. And let me tell you, getting head from a machine isn't all that good.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    07/28/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: You had me at man-feet.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    What a man, what a man, what a mighty robotic man
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    Never send a man to do a machine's job.
     Reply
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    Image of bellejay bellejay
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    Thank god I wasn't born in 1928, because if I had to worry about men under my bed in addition to murderous clowns in my closet, I'm pretty sure I would have driven my mother certifiably nuts.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment bellejay was starred bellejay was unstarred
    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    I would like to point out that the custom robot known as Hitachi is, in fact, better than most men.
     Reply
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    It must be steam-powered. That'll warm the bed alright.
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment YankBoffin was starred YankBoffin was unstarred
    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    That scraggly little dog in the corner looks totally skeeved out. I'm with you, doggy! That robot is creepy!
     Reply
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/28/09

    @save jinger: me too, I guess it's the moustache, I like my robot men clean shaved.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/28/09

    @Ailatan: I think it's the hollow look in his eyes.
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    Image of BornYesterday BornYesterday
    07/28/09

    In reply to Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.
    I don't know about you gals, but when I look under my bed for a man hiding there, I hope it's in vain.
     Reply
    save jinger promoted this comment BornYesterday was starred BornYesterday was unstarred
    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    07/28/09

    @TiersForFears: No kidding. The fact that I haven't found a man hiding under my bed explains why I am still breathing, not why I am still single.
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    Image of BornYesterday BornYesterday
    07/28/09

    @girlwonder: Such writing. But, if I play my cards right, the next break-in could land me a date! /sarcasm
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    Edited by BornYesterday at 07/28/09 3:42 PM BornYesterday was starred BornYesterday was unstarred
    Image of Sadie Sadie
    07/28/09

    @TiersForFears: I guess we underestimate the desperation of old maids!
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    Image of BornYesterday BornYesterday
    07/28/09

    @Sadie: You just have to hope for a CUTE burglar. But don't be too picky!
     Reply
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