Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Because MISANDRY

We've known for a while now that lady spiders are the animal kingdom's OG misandrists. Lady spiders hit it and quit it like it's their job (which it is, I guess—it's not like they mate, chew on bugs, and work 9-5 at the bail bonds office), and when they "quit it" they also preemptively quit it on behalf of every other… » 6/19/13 4:45pm 6/19/13 4:45pm