Polanski Set To Make Cash Bail Offer, Balloon Boy's Dad Writes Racist "Humor" Book, And Lindsay Thinks Her Father Is "A Lunatic"

• Roman Polanski's lawyer, Herme Temime, says a "very, very significant" cash bail offer will be made to Swiss authorities on Monday, and that Polanski will accept "whatever" extradition decision is made, as Polanski wouldn't behave "like a fugitive." [AP]

Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?

• Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:

Zig-A-Zig Ah!

[London, September 16. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes

• Did L.A. boutique Maxfield drop Victoria Beckham's dVb in favor of Holmes & Yang? Posh's people say Maxfield hasn't ordered the line for three seasons, and the decision had nothing to do with Katie Holmes, who is Posh's friend. [P6]

Karl Thinks Feminists Are "Ugly"; Posh Spice Gives Up On Armani

• For the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, the magazine interviewed Karl Lagerfeld, speaking as Coco Chanel. In character, the Grand Teuton shared such idiotic reflections as: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." [FWD]

Lindsay Sprays Her Way To Success; Freida Says Lauder Deal Is "Lovely Rumor"

• The first pictures of Lindsay Lohan's foray into cosmetics have been released: at left, the often-orange starlet shilling for a spray tan called Sevin Nyne. [People]