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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    I've...um...Caused sneezing, throat scratchiness and general puffiness. And it wasn't anything she'd experienced before. So yeah, it looks like someone can be allergic to one guy's proteins and not another.
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    Edited by Jeremy at 11/05/09 11:54 AM Jeremy was starred Jeremy was unstarred
    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/05/09

    @Jeremy: Maybe it was something in your diet? Is that possible? I don't know. #spermallergy
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    11/05/09

    @sarasasa: Maybe. I dunno. It's never come up before or since. *shrug* #spermallergy
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    Image of kaywinnitlee kaywinnitlee
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    I find it curious that the article doesn’t mention that you can have an allergic reaction to his sperm if he has been eating a food that you are allergic to…e.g. I am allergic to tree nuts. When my husband decides he wants to eat a handful of walnuts or whatever, we don’t have the lovin’ because 1) I don’t want to have an anaphylactic reaction, and 2) I don’t want to have to go to the ER with an anaphylactic reaction that originated in my hoo-hoo. #spermallergy
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    11/05/09

    @kaywinnitlee: Ooh, that sucks. I knew a girl who was massively allergic to nuts - her boyfriend couldn't eat peanut butter if he was planning on kissing her that day. #spermallergy
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    Image of superconnected (is it time to leave?) superconnected (is it time to leave?)
    11/05/09

    @kaywinnitlee:
    Oh my god this is awful. I have a peanut allergy and no one ever told me about this! I mean, I know not to kiss anyone right after they eat nuts but ....

    Wow. I guess I have a good excuse not to swallow... #spermallergy
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    Image of TheGintheCity TheGintheCity
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    I once met a girl who had this! She called the guy PS Nick (PS for "Poison Semen"). She said after she went down on him, she had to get up and make herself throw up right away, otherwise she'd have terrible stomach cramps the next day.
    Seeeexxxxyyyy.... #spermallergy
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    Katxyz promoted this comment TheGintheCity was starred TheGintheCity was unstarred
    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    11/05/09

    @TheGintheCity:

    Good lord. Just don't swallow it.

    Sounds like she has issues beyond an allergy... #spermallergy
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    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    I'm claiming the 7 year exclusive patent on the viagra/benadryl combo pill right now. #spermallergy
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    See? One more reason to be a lesbian. #spermallergy
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    Edited by BAngieB at 11/05/09 10:14 AM BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of RubyPenelope RubyPenelope
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    What I am curious about in this case is the person allergic to HIS sperm specifically or sperm in general? #spermallergy
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    Image of Wibbles Wibbles
    11/05/09

    @RubyPenelope: SERIOUS REPLY: Usually it's his sperm, but I would doubt that somebody out there is allergic to everybody.

    BAD LOLTIME: They are allergic to every sperm and they are called Lesbians. #spermallergy
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    BAngieB promoted this comment Wibbles was starred Wibbles was unstarred
    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/05/09

    @Wibbles: What do you mean? #spermallergy
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    Image of Wibbles Wibbles
    11/05/09

    @BAngieB: Bad joke?

    Each sperm has it's own indicator saying that it belongs to Ahmed or John or whoever. If I remember correctly from Bio I, and it's likely I don't, it's those indicators that makes the body attack it. #spermallergy
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    11/05/09

    @Wibbles: Actually, I do know a girl who is allergic to all semen. She can have sex with a condom, but has a reaction if any semen touches any part of her body without a barrier. True story. #spermallergy
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    Trojan can re-brand its spermicidal condoms as featuring allergen reducing lube. #spermallergy
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    I actually have a sensitivity to my husband. More than once a day and I will actually get sick.

    And I'm allergic to latex too. Whee. #spermallergy
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    Image of BeRy51 BeRy51
    11/05/09

    @redqueenmeg: in all seriousness. . . what a testament to the quality and depth of your relationship! #spermallergy
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    redqueenmeg promoted this comment BeRy51 was starred BeRy51 was unstarred
    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/05/09

    @BeRy51: It's been a rough go at times! Add in the fact that polyurethane condoms have a 33% TOTAL breakage rate in our experience, and the fact that I've gotten pregnant twice while ON THE PILL... it's never boring around here. #spermallergy
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    11/05/09

    @BeRy51: I showed him this post and he frowned and said "It's not funny! I've LIVED that!" Poor dear. It's not easy for either of us. #spermallergy
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    Image of BeRy51 BeRy51
    11/05/09

    @redqueenmeg: No! Not easy at all! but also great as an example for how shit happens and, in the words of Tim Gunn, you "make it work." I apologize if this is coming off as patronizing! My husband and i deal with a less severe issue with sex (i.e frequent pain during intercourse. Oversharing?), and i am so sick of the narrative of happy couples having tons of happy and mutually awesome sex all the time. #spermallergy
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    shoot, sperm was my protein! #spermallergy
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    Now getting out of a relationship is just like getting out of P.E. in middle school: doctor's note. #spermallergy
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    Well, this is going to make getting knocked up interesting.

    Benadryl, anyone? #spermallergy
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/05/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): They can't. Their bodies react to sperm as to virus, bacteria etc and attack and kill it. The only way is in a petri dish but the couple in the story are against that for religious reasons, according to abcnews #spermallergy
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    11/05/09

    @FrannyR: Wasn't that the basis Charlotte's can't-get-pregnant plotline in Sex and the City? #spermallergy
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    I can't wait until I start getting 4 HER LOVE 2NITE MAKE UR SPERM HYPOALLERGENIC emails in my spam folder. #spermallergy
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/05/09

    @wtfox?!: brought to you by the same people that offer viagra and the Ukrainian ladies "Greetings! How are you? I WISH to GET acquainted! If you liked my photo. Write to me." #spermallergy
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    Image of another_uncreative_name another_uncreative_name
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    Another win for condoms! Have sex, never touch sperm. Clean and tidy. #spermallergy
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    Image of ManofReason ManofReason
    11/05/09

    @another_uncreative_name: Don't forget no screaming kids! #spermallergy
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"

    Quick, someone call the Cockbib guy! #spermallergy
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    Image of yet i yet i
    11/05/09

    In reply to "Having Sex With You Is Making Me Sick"
    Women living in MediaLand everywhere rejoiced! No longer do they have to fake a headache, but they can now fake an allergy!

    Countdown to this being in a bromovie, ad, etc. in 3..2..1. #spermallergy
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment yet i was starred yet i was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/05/09

    @yet i: Will it be the hot, sexy girl doing crazy, sexy things, and then she's like, "Oh-em-jee, I can't breathe!" and they have to rush to the hospital, but they can't get dressed well! So they look weird! haha! And then she's not hot anymore, she's scary-looking because her face swelled up! Bro, oh no!

    This shit writes itself. Terribly. #spermallergy
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