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    Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea

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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    But the real question is...what outfits will the incredibly stylish whale bring with her on the annual migration/cruise? Would Claudia approve?
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    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    i love seeing this camaraderie amongst women -- even if they are whales!
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    Image of Bonnie St. Clair (née macaronic) Bonnie St. Clair (née macaronic)
    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    Is that the book series written by Ann M. Maritime? Loved those as a kid.


    But seriously, that's a really cool development. I like the co-op dynamic. It takes a pod, I guess.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/31/09

    @Bonnie St. Clair (née macaronic): "It takes a village."
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    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    Even if this time Mary Anne Saves the Day and watches the other baby whales, I fear that all of this will change once they learn The Truth About Stacey.
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    Image of IShouldChangeMyScreenname IShouldChangeMyScreenname
    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    What are these irresponsible feminist whales thinking? Don't they realize that they can't HAVE it ALL and should STAY at HOME with their kids? I hope you're all happy.


    (I don't post here a lot, but I hope it's clear that I'm being sarcastic).

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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    05/31/09

    @IShouldChangeMyScreenname: Sarcasm readily apparant. I LOL'd.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    I'm pretty sure the Claudia Kishi whale hides Twizzlers in her blowhole.
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    05/31/09

    @save jinger: Someone give Stacy McGill whale some krill before her diabeedus beaches her.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    I have never understood people who do not think that there are sentient creatures other than humans that walk the earth. I am pretty fucking sure that elephants, whales, etc. are very self aware and perceptive.
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    05/31/09

    @kelsium: And they speak dialects! I mean, c'mon! Whales have definitely figured out the real way to live since they haven't invented chemical warfare and guns.
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    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    That's adorable and goes to show that whales are much smarter than we people usually give them credit for. After the murder of Tiller, I think I may go hand in my human card and trade it for a whale card instead.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    05/31/09

    In reply to Sperm Whales Also Inspired By Kristy's Great Idea
    Aw, that's cute. One question. When the sperm wale daddy watches the sperm wale baby, is it called babysitting?
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    05/31/09

    @greengrey: Only if he wants to get punched in the flipper.
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