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Signs Of The Apocalypse
Behold. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Armed. How do these pictures make you feel? Embarrassed? Frightened? Frustrated? Ill? Many many more here. [ONTD, Just Jared]
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Angelina Jolie is in the hospital in the South of France to prepare for the birth of her twins. How come even a hospital in France sounds better than a basement in Brooklyn? • Spencer Pratt publicly apologized to Mary Kate Olsen, thus ending their entirely one-sided feud. "I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff," Pratt attack told Us. • Want to dislike Paris Hilton even more than you already did? Peep this quote from her about new beau Benji Madden: "He is going to get [a tattoo] of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure." Guess he didn't catch the sex tape then, eh? [People, Us, Dlisted]
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Bruce Jenner thinks that Spencer Pratt is a bad influence on his son, Brody. "He's been brought down by all his friends…It's not really him. He's a homeboy." This coming from a man whose tweens know how to pole dance? • There's a sneak peek of the CW's 90201 remake right here! • Hey Dodai, ever wonder who actually shops at International Male? The answer is Criss Angel. [Us, Dlisted,TMZ]
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Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits
- Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: Dunzo! [TMZ]
- OMG. Was Joel Madden flirting with Lindsay Lohan? Apparently Nicole Richie was home with the baby and Joel was out when Paris Hilton sent Nic a text: "Lindsay was all over Joel!" Nicole tried calling and Joel didn't pick up. Is this how it's gonna be? [Star]
- Lindsay Lohan's father thinks someone is supplying LL with drugs and Janet Charlton has posted a picture of LL with Samantha Ronson with the words, "Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose." [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
- Is Mariah Carey pregnant? Apparently someone from her camp called famed L.A. baby boutique Petit Trésor and asked about (wait for it...) butterflies. [Rush & Molloy]
- Mariah and new hubby Nick rented out Six Flags Magic Mountain last night so they could have a wedding celebration with their homies. Roller coasters? Just like MC's "Fantasy" video. Which came out in 1995. When Mariah was 25. And Nick Cannon was 15. Not that it matters. [TMZ]
- Oh, wait: Nick had the theme park shut down as a surprise for Mariah. That is sweet. These two just might melt your cold cold heart. [ET]
- John Mayer had a show in Orlando last night and totally kissed Jennifer Aniston backstage between songs. [People]
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Nothing Really Happened On The Hills Season Finale
Last night's season finale of The Hills only served to further prove that the best part about the show are the teasers for upcoming episodes. Aside from all the scripted drama between Heidi and Spencer, nothing really happened on the big season finale. The rest was just par for the course, like Lauren's crocodile tears, and Whitney's weird pronunciation of words ending in "ing." Oh, but Lo did mention something about cheese being bad for her behind, and I could totally relate to that. But still, who isn't psyched for season four, after seeing that preview? Clip above, and after the jump, the rapid aging of the dog with two mommies. More »
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Angelina Takes Maddox & Pax To OB/GYN
- Angelina Jolie let her sons, Maddox and Pax, attend her sonogram, so the kids could see their new siblings — the twins. [MSNBC]
- The Beyoncé pregnancy rumors have begun. [Page Six]
- Oooh! One of the first reviews of Sex And The City: "It can feel like a never ending dinner party: however pleasant the courses, after a while you can hardly eat another one." Ugh. [Times Of London]
- And! "It is Kim Cattrall as sex mad Samantha who steals the show with all the big laughs... The product placement is less than subtle... There is a totally pointless visit to New York fashion week which has nothing to do with the plots. It is much, much too long for a romantic comedy... More than two hours spent with four air kissing, shopping, screaming women will surely tire out most men." [The Sun]
- Cynthia Nixon says: "Because of the show, I have wonderful clothes, but I never even used to wear high heels." [Telegraph]
- Candace Bushnell says: "When I began dating at 17, I assumed that men would be nice." [Times Of London]
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Mischa Barton Fights The Battle Of The (Digitally Enhanced?) Bulge
- Mischa Barton claims she is a PhotoShop Of Horrors victim: A new batch of paparazzi beach shots showed her legs riddled with cellulite. "Those photos are doctored," Barton's rep, Lisa Perkins, says. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old." The pix were taken by the dude she's pissed at for snapping topless shots; the same one who ran Nicole Kidman off of the road. [Rush & Molloy]
- You can see the pictures here, with a regular paparazzi shot as well. Photoshop? [Daily Mail]
- Apparently Mariah Carey wanted a $3 million wedding with doves and orchids and Nick Cannon wanted to get married ASAP with no fuss. Mariah agreed because, as she has said, "We really do feel we are soulmates. I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me." Aww, that should be sweet but somehow it's fucking annoying. [Mirror]
- Lindsay Lohan: Seen doing shots of tequila with Lauren Conrad! LL turned her back so no one would see; unfortunately she was facing a window and the whole bar could see her reflection. Whoops! [Rush & Molloy]
- Meanwhile: You know how Lindsay had finally gotten a movie role? In that Manson Girls flick? Well she's been kicked off of the project. Producers "discovered that they couldn't find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her," says Nikki Finke. [Deadline Hollywood via ONTD]
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Everyone's favorite televised Klonopin, The Hills, has been picked up for a fourth season. Feel the rain on your skin, bitches! • Speaking of the Hills, Spencer Pratt is doling out advice about butt sex over at Radar. His suggestions are surprisingly...reasonable! • Authorities have taken notice of Britney's good behavior of late: the embattled pop star has been granted more time with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. She still doesn't have custody of them, but she will be allowed more supervised visits. [Us, Radar,TMZ]
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Earlier: David Letterman Asks L.C. If Spencer Is In The "Tick Family"
Heidi Montag On Letterman: "I Tried To Help Lauren Get The Sex Tape Back For A Year"
Heidi Montag was on Letterman last night, and she elaborated a little more about the whole Lauren/Jason sex tape scandal. She totally says that Lauren confided in Heidi about the fact that Jason was about to sell the sex tape and she didn't know what to do and Heidi was helping her to try to get the tape back. As cheesy as Heidi is (seriously, that hair! Miss J. would call her a "no-neck monster"), and as slimy as Spencer can be, hearing Heidi's side of the story was a little eye-opening. Clip above.Earlier: David Letterman Asks L.C. If Spencer Is In The "Tick Family"
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American Pie star Jason Biggs got married to actress Jenny Mollen on April 23rd at Los Angeles City Hall without friends or family present. They've been dating for nine months, and they're currently on their honeymoon in Hawaii. Jealous! • Spencer Pratt will not shut up about this Lauren Conrad sex tape. Of Jason Wahler's denial, Pratt says, "We all know that it existed, that he tried to sell it and is now covering up to make himself look better." [Star, Us]
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Lauren Conrad's ex, Jason Wahler, continues to deny the existence of a L.C. sex tape: "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist...Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention." Spencer lying to get attention? Imagine that! • People mag's "Worlds Most Beautiful People" issue hit newsstands today; Kate Hudson, Rumer Willis and the cast of Gossip Girl are all included. • The Tokyo Zoo's prize panda, Ling Ling, has passed away at age 22. RIP ya big lug. [Us, People, TMZ]
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Ooh La La! Angelina & Brad En France
- Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all of their kids have hit the French Riviera. They're staying in a villa owned by Microsoft's Paul Allen that has breathtaking views of the Mediterranean Sea. A source says: "They love France and will now be here until after the babies are born and Angie is looking at Marseille hospitals as a potential place to give birth." [E!]
- These rumors about Mariah Carey marrying Nick Cannon will not die. Could they possibly be true??? [People]
- Gossip Girl gossip: Girl-on-girl action is on its way! [Perez Hilton]
- Plus! Lisa Loeb will make a cameo on Gossip Girl, playing a socialite. Hee! [LA Times]
- Paula Abdul spaced out or went cuckoo or something on American Idol. You can watch it here. [EW]
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Heidi & Spencer Tell Tyra That Lauren's Sex Tape Is Not A Rumor
Heidi Montag returned from her "relationship vacation" today to appear with her worse-half Spencer Pratt on Tyra and plug her various projects (that hideous clothing line, that horrendous music career). Of course Tyra asked them about the rumors of Lauren Conrad's alleged sex tape, and Heidi and Spencer both maintained that it was never a rumor and that a sex tape does, in fact, exist. They wouldn't say how they knew this (Heidi is 100% sure, while Spencer is 1000% sure), but it was implied that Lauren had confided in Heidi about it. I, for one, totally believe them, especially considering that Heidi also has an alibi as to why she couldn't possibly have been the person to leak the information to the press. "I was in surgery that day." Right: Getting her new breasts! Clip above.
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Miley Cyrus: Fifteen & Topless in Vanity Fair
- The new issue of Vanity Fair isn't out yet, but Miley Cyrus is already warning fans that she's mortified of the semi-topless pictures of herself inside. "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," she says. A starlet's first shameful shoot is a tale as old as time and a rite of passage, no? [Us Magazine]
- The Disney Channel, which airs Miley's hit show, Hannah Montana, says: "Unfortunately... A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." [People]
- Ooooh here's a shot. Provocative? It's Annie Leibovitz, of course. She's really been controversial lately. [E!]
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did attend the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday night. They sat at Fortune magazine's table. Other tidbits from that night: Colin Firth couldn't get into the Bloomberg party; Kal Penn (aka Kumar of Harold & Kumar) hung with Salman Rushie and claims he doesn't actually smoke weed; Pete Wentz shouted, "I just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!" before he started DJing. Stay classy, D.C.! [Page Six]
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Spencer Pratt says, "I know for 100%," that a Lauren Conrad sex tape existed. "I would never watch that...I would rather throw up... but I know for a fact [the tape exists], and I would take a lie detector test." Over it! • Want to see what could possibly be Anne Hathaway's booty? Click here! • Lou Reed wed longtime love, performance artist Laurie Anderson in a small, private Colorado ceremony earlier this month. That's Some Kinda Love! [Us,Evil Beet]
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Fergie Releases Sex And The City Theme Song; Ears Everywhere Bleed
- So. Fergie has recorded the theme song for the Sex And The City Movie and it is fucking insane. Seriously. It's a fast-paced track that uses the original instrumental music from the show, with Fergie sing-rapping lyrics like: "Shopping for labels, shopping for love... Manolo and Louis is all I'm thinking of... Emotional baggage just replace them with Dior... Let's stop chasing the boys and shop some more..." It does not appear to be a joke. You can listen to the nauseating ditty here. Just a warning: You may puke or cry or both. [People]
- Heidi Montag won't be at the White House Correspondents dinner because Spencer Pratt got involved and demanded first-class tickets for both of them — even though he wasn't invited. When he was denied, Spencer canceled Heidi's appearance because the event "wasn't A-listy enough." Meanwhile, Pamela Anderson, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Hayden Panettierre, Claire Danes, Rob Lowe and Donatella Versace will all be there. Aren't you proud to be an American? [Page Six]
- When Ellen DeGeneres asked Ashlee Simpson,"Are you or are you not pregnant?" Ashlee said: "Well, that has been going on for quite a while. That is something that I choose personally not to discuss." In other words, yes. [People]
- Colin Firth and Helen Hunt were shooting an intimate scene together when someone farted. [The Sun]
- Amy Winehouse got drunk and tried to headbutt some dude. [Mirror]
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Newlyweds Jay-Z & Beyoncé: Already Brawling
- Lovers' spat! At a Barack Obama party, the DJ started playing "Crazy In Love" and Jay-Z grabbed the mic and said, "Sorry Bey but fuck that — let's play something else." B was pissed! Later the couple kissed and made up, though. [Mirror]
- This should not come as a surprise and hardly qualifies as news, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills want their own show. They've been in NYC pitching it to execs; it would be about them (gag) planning their wedding. Listen, if we all concentrate, maybe we can prevent this from happening: Every time Spencer gets what he wants, an angel loses its wings. [Page Six]
- Amy Winehouse has taken up painting watercolors. I want to hang one in my apartment so badly. [Mirror]
