Unsurprisingly, Former Manager Sues Chris Brown For Assault
Because the sky is blue and Justin Bieber will indisputably always look like an inebriated toddler, Chris Brown has found himself facing a lawsuit for assault.
Chris Brown Has Been Accused of Ordering His Friends to Beat Up a Photographer
Singer Chris Brown has been accused of asking his friends to beat the crap out of a photographer during a party he attended on a private yacht in Fort Lauderdale, and are you surprised?
Should We Hire Spencer Pratt to Write For Jezebel?
In today’s Tweet Beat, Emma considers Spencer’s offer, North West’s beautiful curls have finally been allowed to breathe and Zac Efron is enjoying Tokyo.
Tracee Ellis Ross Had the Greatest 18th Birthday I've Ever Seen
In today’s Tweet Beat, Tracee Ellis Ross was the luckiest teen in the world, Spencer Pratt gives up easily and my mother would have murdered me if I had done what the Kardashians did to Kris Jenner.
Heidi & Spencer Pratt Are Still in Love, Still Hate LC, and Actually Frame Their Tabloid Covers
Five years after The Hills ended, Heidi and Spencer Pratt are still—seemingly against all odds—alive and kicking, at least according to a disturbing, incredible new profile on the couple from Complex.
Spencer Pratt Knew Something Was Going On With Bruce Jenner
Finally, we get to hear Spencer Pratt’s thoughts on Bruce Jenner’s transition. The former reality star and husband of Heidi Montag (yes they are still together) used to be close friends with Jenner’s son Brody as well as his co-star on The Princes of Malibu and The Hills.
Amanda Seyfried Has Conflicting Emotions About How You Use Instagram
A matronly, 29-year old Amanda Seyfried thinks you younguns need to lay off the 'Grammin'.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Are Still Married
In today's Tweet Beat, I'm strangely not surprised that the most hated couple on The Hills is still together, I hope the middle seat between John Stamos and Rob Lowe is open and does anyone know if Lana Del Rey is physically capable of smiling?
Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger Made Out at a Football Game
The daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and the son of Kindergarten Cop? This is real American royalty right here.
Amélie Put a Damper on Jenny Slate's Sexual Awakening
In today's Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is a realist/pessimist, Megan Amram gives Jezebel a new nickname and Jenny Slate reminisces about some romantic times.
Spencer Pratt Did Something Particularly Shocking
In today's Tweet Beat, Margaret Cho detects a scent, Bryan Greenberg is getting pumped up and wonders if you are too and Spencer Pratt scares the world.
Spencer Pratt Gained 50 lbs Eating His Emotions
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were back on TV last night for an E! special about being destroyed by reality TV. Spencer is full of regrets—and pie. He admitted he turned to pie to cope with being so hated and unemployable after The Hills, packing on 50 lbs. Oh, and he also admitted that the couple isn't broke and…
Spencer Pratt Finally Finishes College After 10 Years at USC
I cannot believe what a complete turnaround Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have made in my personal court of public opinion, just by being complete weirdos all the time and straight douching $10 million (the crystals thing didn't hurt either). Like...do I like them now? Are they my...favorite celebrities? Anyway,…
Chris Brown Totaled His Car En Route to Charity Appearance With Little Kids
Yesterday afternoon Chris Brown wrecked his Porsche after being chased down by the rabid paparazzi on the way to a charity event, according to the Beverly Hills Police Department. Brown's PR rep (#2 most thankless job after "professional human shit shoveler") explained how it happened:
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Are Doomsday Preppers, Spent Their Entire $10 Million Fortune on Saltines and Butlers
Just when I think I can't hate-love Original Kings of Comedy Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag any more, they go and do something un-fuck-withable such as believing in crystals or giving all their stuff away because of the Mayan Calendar. ARE YOU GUYS LOVABLE BUFFOONS OR GODDAMN COMEDY MEGAMINDS!? Not only can I not…
Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams
Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and…
Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director
One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors could have predicted this next turn of events, which, of course, is a resurgence in tabloid stories about Foster,…
Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques Enthusiast
A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend of Taylor's says that America's Unicorn Sweetheart doesn't realize that she's constantly being dumped because she's a…
Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual
Writing this makes me feel like it's one of the Groundhog Day scenes where Bill Murray wakes up, yet again, to the clock radio playing "I Got You Babe," but Lindsay Lohan got arrested early this morning for smacking a dude with her car on the way into the parking lot of a club in New York's Meatpacking District.…
Brad and Angelina Getting Married Is a Spencer Pratt Dream Come True
In today's Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is stoked on the Brangelina nuptials, Katy Perry is embracing 90s' nostalgia, L.A. gets rain and Lizz Winstead makes a great point.
