Solving The Anthrax Mystery (And Other Odds And Ends)

The mystery of who sent the anthrax letters may finally be solved, and it's like the most random plot twist to a James Patterson novel (not that either of us has ever read a novel by James Patterson, but the advertisements for them on the Metro make it seem like a good simile). Steven Hatfill gets his millions, his… » 8/01/08 11:00am 8/01/08 11:00am

Raised Eyebrows Edition (Also, John McCain Is Really Old)

Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?

Elaine Donnelly is a crazy right-wing lady who hates the idea of gays in the military so much that she just can't stop thinking about all the perverted things they do to one another and how other completely heterosexual people like her might get caught up in homosexual behavior. And if that sounds like the start to,… » 7/24/08 10:30am 7/24/08 10:30am

When You Start Dating Someone, Can You Still Sleep With The Ex Until…

Our dear friend Spencer went to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall over the weekend in search of levity, but he left the theater with a heavy conscience and thought you guys might be able to help. Apparently, the plot of the movie concerns that tricky period when you've started dating someone for whom feelings are mutual… » 4/23/08 3:30pm 4/23/08 3:30pm

Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq

Oh, what? You thought just because Moe was out today there would be no Crappy Hour? Bitch, please. Despite all evidence to the contrary, "Megan" is not a figment of Moe's fevered imagination; I'm an actual person who actually writes for Glamocracy and I do not take days off because I'm broke and don't really know to "… » 4/03/08 10:00am 4/03/08 10:00am