Giving Thanks: Foodie Feminists Feast On Tasty Testicles

When we first got word » 11/25/08 12:40pm 11/25/08 12:40pm of Ljubomir Erovic's new book, , one thing became crystal-clear: After decades of jokes about busting someone's balls, I was finally going to be able to make good on the metaphor! And so, in honor of the holiday, , and joined and me for a delicious reproductive organ meat feast. The video…

Wild Things: Bloggers Go P.U.M.A. Hunting In Denver

Despite their prevalence on the cable news and even on " The Daily Show » 8/27/08 6:30pm 8/27/08 6:30pm," P.U.M.A. sightings in Denver have been few and far between for most conventioneers. But on our way to see Hillary's speech last night, and fellow blogger and I found four of them wandering out in the wild. Although we were all taught that…

Rachel Maddow: "I Need To Focus On What I Think, So That I Can Stay…

Last night, I grabbed Spencer » 8/27/08 6:00pm 8/27/08 6:00pm and walked over to MSNBC's public set here in Denver — not to stand around in the background hoisting signs about McCain or, like one lady, to shout about ethanol, but to talk to the one person on which he and I have nearly-identical intellectual crushes — Rachel Maddow. She reads…

Solving The Anthrax Mystery (And Other Odds And Ends)

The mystery of who sent the anthrax letters may finally be solved, and it's like the most random plot twist to a James Patterson novel (not that either of us has ever read a novel by James Patterson, but the advertisements for them on the Metro make it seem like a good simile). Steven Hatfill gets his millions, his… » 8/01/08 11:00am 8/01/08 11:00am

Raised Eyebrows Edition (Also, John McCain Is Really Old)

Why Is It That Elaine Donnelly Can't Stop Thinking About Gay Sex?

Elaine Donnelly is a crazy right-wing lady who hates the idea of gays in the military so much that she just can't stop thinking about all the perverted things they do to one another and how other completely heterosexual people like her might get caught up in homosexual behavior. And if that sounds like the start to,… » 7/24/08 10:30am 7/24/08 10:30am

When You Start Dating Someone, Can You Still Sleep With The Ex Until…

Our dear friend Spencer went to see Forgetting Sarah Marshall over the weekend in search of levity, but he left the theater with a heavy conscience and thought you guys might be able to help. Apparently, the plot of the movie concerns that tricky period when you've started dating someone for whom feelings are mutual… » 4/23/08 3:30pm 4/23/08 3:30pm

Neo-Con Nipples, New Crushes, And Clinton On Iraq

Oh, what? You thought just because Moe was out today there would be no Crappy Hour? Bitch, please. Despite all evidence to the contrary, "Megan" is not a figment of Moe's fevered imagination; I'm an actual person who actually writes for Glamocracy and I do not take days off because I'm broke and don't really know to "… » 4/03/08 10:00am 4/03/08 10:00am