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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    Maybe his happiness would be complete if he was able to have "meal ticket" tattooed on her forehead? At least it would save him from having to drag that stupid magazine around.
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    what. is. wrong. with. him.
     Reply
    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was starred Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini was unstarred
    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/20/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: I know. He is so fucking SMUG.
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    08/20/09

    @Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: He has been given everything that he has ever wanted on a silver platter.

    Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
    I've got another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doompadee dee
    If you are wise you will listen to me
    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
    Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
    You know exactly who's to blame:
    The mother and the father!
    Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
    If you're not spoiled then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

    He is a bad egg.
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment Edited by token_illiterate_commenter at 08/20/09 7:18 PM token_illiterate_commenter was starred token_illiterate_commenter was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09


    @token_illiterate_commenter: Oompa Loompa Dog is not amused by Speidi.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    08/20/09

    @BabyJane: But Oompa Loompa Dog amuses me to no end. That's fucking hi-lar-ious.
     Reply
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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    If I see him with that fucking magazine cover one more time, I'm going to roll my eyes so hard I'll lose the pupils in the back of my head. Don't make me do it, Fleshbeard.
     Reply
    MIXED was starred MIXED was unstarred
    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    And it was at that moment that the good left in the world, the decency and gentle energy that for so long stood against evil, shuddered and, defeated, disappeared forever into the darkness.
     Reply
    Gretchen is a new kitten mom! promoted this comment LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/20/09

    @LuvEwan: Was this also the moment that the last unicorn died?
     Reply
    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    08/20/09

    @wtfox?!: Indeed it was. The unicorn choked on its own Speidi-induced vomit.
     Reply
    LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    I'd hit that.

    In the jaw.

    With a mace.
     Reply
    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of anastasia beaverhousen anastasia beaverhousen
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    am i the only one who's hoping he gets caught in the top of the escalator and it shreds him to death?
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment anastasia beaverhousen was starred anastasia beaverhousen was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen: No, nothing would make me happier.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen: If there was a bit of justice in this world it would shred them both.
     Reply
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: I take my previous comment back. That would make me happier.
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Jabes Jabes
    08/20/09

    In reply to Upwardly Mobile
    Oh. My. God. Put the magazine down, already!!!!
     Reply
    nessalicious promoted this comment Jabes was starred Jabes was unstarred
    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    08/20/09

    @Jabes: I was thinking that if it was me on the cover even I'd be sick of seeing it by now, but then I remembered it's the Montag-Pratts and well, they could never tire of their own reflection.
     Reply
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    Image of gangey gangey
    08/20/09

    @Jabes: Maybe Heidi's plastic surgeon grafted it to his hand for convenience's sake?
     Reply
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    Heidi, I'm not sure Jesus would approve of you posing for Playboy.

    He's more of a Penthouse kind of dude.
     Reply
    Cunning_Linguist was starred Cunning_Linguist was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    I am going to have to say no to all of these except Sienna Miller's. It is flawless.
     Reply
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    Image of vivianthelibrarian vivianthelibrarian
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    The cotton tail on Rachel Nichol's dress makes her look like a sexy bunny; like a more literal Jessica Rabbit. In theory I would hate that dress, but in practice I really like it!
     Reply
    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment Edited by vivianthelibrarian at 08/07/09 1:36 PM vivianthelibrarian was starred vivianthelibrarian was unstarred
    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/07/09

    @vivianthelibrarian: I gasped at how lovely the bunny tail is. I would wear the hell out of that dress.
     Reply
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    OK, Sienna looks absolutely stunning. (And it pains me to say this 'cause I can't stand that girl.) But Rachel Nichols is right up there with her.
     Reply
    Edited by Island of Misfit Toys at 08/07/09 1:11 PM Island of Misfit Toys was starred Island of Misfit Toys was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    I know!! He and Sienna are the only reasons I have any desire to see this movie.
     Reply
    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    I can never like Rachel Nichols because she was part of the dastardly final season of Alias.
    /still bitter
     Reply
    katie.scarlett.o'hara was starred katie.scarlett.o'hara was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    Rachel Nicols looks like she got toilet paper stuck to the back of her dress when she was pulling it up.
     Reply
    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of sylvie calls shotgun!! sylvie calls shotgun!!
    08/07/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I can just hear Michael Kors saying "She looks like she's pooping fabric!"
     Reply
    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment sylvie calls shotgun!! was starred sylvie calls shotgun!! was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    08/07/09

    In reply to G.I. Joe Screening: Real American Weirdos
    They brought her Playboy to the premiere of G.I. Joe? I need to sit down, guys. The tackiness is too much.
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    08/07/09

    @hortense: The tackiness is making me dizzy. Then again, maybe it's my loathing. Really, does it matter which?
     Reply
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    Image of gangey gangey
    08/07/09

    @hortense: And the creepiness... It is like Spencer is all "Hey everyone! Please ogle my wife's body in this nudie mag!"
     Reply
    gangey was starred gangey was unstarred
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