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Scout
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Beyonce: just because you look awesome on the Ebony cover does NOT mean you are gonna get the Angela Davis part.

Movies are not and should not be longer "music videos". There is more to acting than appearances.

I know, I know, Hollywood and Gossip Rags would have us believe otherwise but, don't believe the hype.
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
No matter how much I love beer I don't think I could ever drink it from a toilet. Besides, I'm usually depositing it into, not taking it from, the toilet.
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Sister Toldja
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
HATING Beyonce's Ebon (that is how it is spelled this month) cover. Very over weaves. Very over them. And the pose hints at my fear that she is really going to go for this Angela Davis flick this fool wants to cast her in. She needs to go away.
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marshmallory
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
"It's all going ahead - but I don't really know what will happen."

Well, if famous-people divorces happen like normal-people divorces do, what will happen is you'll be divorced when it's over. Just postulating here.
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lilbobbytables
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Anyone else really want to see home video of Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes having a swordfight their oscars???
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lilbobbytables
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Oh, Rupert Friend, I did not need more reason to love you. But you gave me one all the same. Heart!

Now, back to my regularly scheduled swooning.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Yes, J. Freedom du Lac. That is exactly how I felt the last time I saw them in concert.
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R_Claw
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Want RPattz and Hugh Jackman sandwich!
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greeneyedfem
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
"I hope it won't change anything in how other directors and actors work with me. I mean, the Oscar's going in the loo, next to Sam's. I'm not taking it on a set. I'm just going to work the way I've always worked, which is just to get on with it."

Wow. Kate Winslet -- you always seems so down-to-earth and awesome, and yet . . . you kinda suck here. "Oh, I hope my MAJOR AWARD doesn't change how all the little people are toward me -- I hope everyone can just PRETEND that I'm still the same person and refrain from bowing down before my SHINING TALENT."

This is so weird . . . feeling irritation with Kate Winslet . . . so unfamiliar . . . my hands are all tingly and I'm light-headed. Is this real life?
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Eeva
02/27/09

@greeneyedfem: I've been having that same experience since the Golden Globes. Eventually you get used to it, I promise.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
"Harvard-educated cardiologist affiliated with Yale."

Wow, must suck to be him during college football season.
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rah29
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Bono, STFU. Of course people are pissed off--Ireland is broke and here you are buggering off to pay lower taxes elsewhere. Very patriotic, you wanker.
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DexterHaven
02/27/09

@rah29: Actually, when I re-read his statement, it makes even less sense. Is he saying that people should be up in arms because artists like himself have been paying less tax in Ireland for years? Is he saying this is all the government's fault, as it has been facilitating tax evasion in a sense for a long time, so why not make that official and do it in Holland? Oh Bono.
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baraqiel
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
Keira Knightley: is gorgeous, gets to do costume dramas all the time, and has a boyfriend that is both smokin' and awesome.

If I could do a Freaky Friday switch with anyone, it would absolutely be her.
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gangey
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
"If you get knocked down, setbacks in life, like applying for a job if they don't hire you, keep trying, keep getting up, keep doing it. Don't give up, that's what it's about. And, be sure to use the FlavorWave oven for juicy and delicious steak!" - Mr. T, giving advice to the unemployed and the hungry

Has anyone else seen that ridiculous/awesome infomercial?
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gangey
02/27/09

@gangey: If you haven't, I encourage you to watch simply for the sight of Mr. T in a polo shirt.
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jeepgirl
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
"Oh shit, Ryan is texting me again. I don't know where he got it in his head we are friends. If I don't respond I'll look like a tool. You can't get away from this guy at every red carpet event and I'm going to need him for the next movie premier promotion. Let's see, what can I ask him that is polite but not overly-friendly? I got it..."
-Ben Stiller's internal dialogue before texting Seacrest
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NefariousNewt
02/27/09

In reply to Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
OK, Dita, I see what you're trying to do here... but I'm not falling for it.
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