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Gotta Go, Gotta Go
Judge Judy Has Zero Sympathy For Idiots And Their Offspring
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Christ on a cracker. Why is poop so hilarious?
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It's funny when misfortune falls upon others. Call it shat-enfreude, if you will.
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"That's your turd!!"
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Am I thinking about this way too hard?
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And yeah, I don't know what I would do in her situation. Pull over maybe?
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@sarah.not.palin.will.vote.for.obama.on.tuesday: Kidney explosions are tragic, especially when your son wimps out on donating one of his kidneys to you. But then he can get one from his son...it's the ciiiiiircle of liiiife....
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I am a much safer driver at the speed 53 MPH than I am at the speed "sitting in a widening pool of my own waste in the drivers seat" MPH.
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Are you an incontinent driver? Are you under threat of prosecution? Call 1-800-SHIT-FREE now.
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