Congratulations, Lee Sang-Hwa! The South Korean speed skater broke her own world record in the 500 meter "for the third time in eight days!" That amazing! I figured out how get my DVR to record three shows at once. So there's that.
Kjeld Nuis from the Netherlands competes during the men's 1500 meters race at the speed skating World Cup in Berlin, Germany, Friday, March 9, 2012. He placed second and subsequently cried into his pillow the way Abby Lee Miller encourages her young dancers to do when they screw up. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)