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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    It's like Zoolander was loosely based on the life of Kendra Spears. #heidiklum
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/04/09

    @Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression

    i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.

    Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.

    Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?

    "Commotious." I'm feeling that.
    Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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    Image of Fatwetdog Fatwetdog
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he did with Joan Crawford, who I never before realized had a ton of freckles. (Apparently it took six hours to de-freckle and de-wrinkle someone by hand).

    Someone has the pictures here: [www.seraphicpress.com] #ragtrade
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment Fatwetdog was starred Fatwetdog was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/04/09

    @Fatwetdog: That was fascinating. But her underlying bone structure wasn't changed. They made her skin glowy and her hair shiny, but they didn't change what her actual face looked like. I think there is a big difference. #heidiklum
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    Image of Fatwetdog Fatwetdog
    11/04/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: No argument from me, there are definitely some hacks out there abusing their Photoshop privileges. #heidiklum
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    uh, Kendra? Neither is investigatory. #ragtrade
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    Image of browngirlinthering browngirlinthering
    11/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: it is! a word, i mean. #heidiklum
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    J.D.Regent promoted this comment browngirlinthering was starred browngirlinthering was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/04/09

    @browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
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    Image of browngirlinthering browngirlinthering
    11/04/09

    @J.D.Regent: yeah i doubt it too, that would be the stupidest "investigation" ever #heidiklum
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/04/09

    In reply to Heidi For Victoria's Secret; Tom Ford Talks About His Depression
    Rumor has it that John Galliano is designing and decorating this year's Christmas tree for London's Claridge's hotel.

    The only response I have is a hearty "woohoo". #ragtrade
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/04/09

    @lilbobbytables: I know, right? That tree'll be the best dressed thing in the territories this season.
    I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/02/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    I'm so embarrassed I used to be in love with ARod. In my defense, he was a Mariner then. #alexrodriguez
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    The HZA. was starred The HZA. was unstarred
    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    2 centaur pictures?

    In the words of Liz Lemon:

    "S that D, Shut it down" #alexrodriguez
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    hortense promoted this comment bibomaco was starred bibomaco was unstarred
    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    As a reporter, stuff like the Sienna Miller item really ticks me off. Because a lot of people confuse paparazzi with legitimate media - more than I ever thought they would.

    People think the "media" is out to get the news (mostly about celebrities) at any cost, even making a young woman cry. A lot of us just want to make the world a better place. :( #alexrodriguez
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    NewsBunny promoted this comment shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: Amen. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of Acefreakly Acefreakly
    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: I don't think asking a woman about he ex qualifies as "making the world a better place." I'd be ticked off too. #alexrodriguez
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment Acefreakly was starred Acefreakly was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/31/09

    @Acefreakly: Serious reporters (i.e., ones who work for legitimate news sources and not Page Six) don't stalk celebs so they can shove a tape recorder in their faces and demand a statement on an ex-boyfriend. Believe it or not, most of us in the media really do want to do good in the world. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: Pisses me off too. These people are just idiots who can afford a camera and decide to make some money - they have no standards, no code of ethics. But I find it frustrating the way traditional media organisations are shooting themselves in the foot - they are so desperate to compete with the likes of TMZ that they buy photos from the same arseholes who give everyone in the industry a bad name. #alexrodriguez
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    heykoukla was starred heykoukla was unstarred
    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    @heykoukla: Amen. It sucks because there's so much pressure to have it NOW, NOW, NOW that traditional news media have to get those photos and cite TMZ as a source.

    Like when those pictures of a battered woman who looked like Rihanna came out. I saw TMZ's photo on the front page of my local paper's Web site that day. It really made me sad.
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    Edited by shadesofmediocrity at 10/31/09 1:30 PM shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Dear Alice Cooper and Michael Buble,

    You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pitt. Angelina and I will be in the audience sharing a bag of popcorn. May the best man win.

    Sincerely,
    Michelle13 #alexrodriguez
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Michelle13 was starred Michelle13 was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    I would expect nothing different from a Skankee player.

    Big Papi wouldn't do that.

    Red Sox Foreva! #alexrodriguez
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    Image of sableized (just like starting over) sableized (just like starting over)
    10/31/09

    @NewsBunny: FOR EVA.

    Seriously, I'm laughing so, so hard. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/01/09

    @sableized (just like starting over): Hey, I took my voice lessons to eliminate the accent, but I can still calls it up when I want to.

    My grandmother grew up in the Southie Projects. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of indeedso indeedso
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    "weird sizes" and shapes? like, doll-sized? centaur-shaped?

    What's the deal, Billy-o? I thought she's always a woman to you. #alexrodriguez
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    hortense promoted this comment indeedso was starred indeedso was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/31/09

    In reply to A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"
    Arod having 2 pictures of himself as a centaur somehow does not surprise me in the least. Sounds like he's channeling Charlie "I think I was a centaur in a past life" Kelly. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of pepe-silvia pepe-silvia
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: Except Charlie is like 10000 times more awesome. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment pepe-silvia was starred pepe-silvia was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/31/09

    @pepe-silvia: But of course! A-Rod is not fit to hold Charlie's balls. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of ms.fortune ms.fortune
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: am I the only one who thinks having a painting of oneself as a centaur is kind of awesome? #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment ms.fortune was starred ms.fortune was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/31/09

    @ms.fortune: Having one centaur self-portrait is awesome. 2, however - now that's just bad form. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: AAAAH! I didn't even think of that. That totally made my day.

    Did you see last week's episode about the World Series? If A-Rod dressed as Greenman and fought the Phillies mascot in the parking lot, THEN I might like him a little. For now, Charlie wins by a long shot. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment shadesofmediocrity was starred shadesofmediocrity was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/31/09

    @shadesofmediocrity: Ah yes, the "Phrenetic". Suck it Skankees! #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of shadesofmediocrity shadesofmediocrity
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: I did love how Charlie acknowledged that in court at the end. #alexrodriguez
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    Image of hambonetoblerone hambonetoblerone
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: Right, because the rule is to decorate with odd numbers. Personally, I prefer 5 centaur self-portraits. #alexrodriguez
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment hambonetoblerone was starred hambonetoblerone was unstarred
    Image of pepe-silvia pepe-silvia
    10/31/09

    @meritxell: an erotic life: indeed.
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    Edited by pepe-silvia at 10/31/09 3:12 PM pepe-silvia was starred pepe-silvia was unstarred
    Image of sableized (just like starting over) sableized (just like starting over)
    10/31/09

    @ms.fortune: You have to factor in the part where A-Roid is a huge, cheating, whiny cuntrag, though. #alexrodriguez
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