@Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.
Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he did with Joan Crawford, who I never before realized had a ton of freckles. (Apparently it took six hours to de-freckle and de-wrinkle someone by hand).
@Fatwetdog: That was fascinating. But her underlying bone structure wasn't changed. They made her skin glowy and her hair shiny, but they didn't change what her actual face looked like. I think there is a big difference. #heidiklum
Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
@browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
@lilbobbytables: I know, right? That tree'll be the best dressed thing in the territories this season.
I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
As a reporter, stuff like the Sienna Miller item really ticks me off. Because a lot of people confuse paparazzi with legitimate media - more than I ever thought they would.
People think the "media" is out to get the news (mostly about celebrities) at any cost, even making a young woman cry. A lot of us just want to make the world a better place. :( #alexrodriguez
@Acefreakly: Serious reporters (i.e., ones who work for legitimate news sources and not Page Six) don't stalk celebs so they can shove a tape recorder in their faces and demand a statement on an ex-boyfriend. Believe it or not, most of us in the media really do want to do good in the world. #alexrodriguez
@shadesofmediocrity: Pisses me off too. These people are just idiots who can afford a camera and decide to make some money - they have no standards, no code of ethics. But I find it frustrating the way traditional media organisations are shooting themselves in the foot - they are so desperate to compete with the likes of TMZ that they buy photos from the same arseholes who give everyone in the industry a bad name. #alexrodriguez
@heykoukla: Amen. It sucks because there's so much pressure to have it NOW, NOW, NOW that traditional news media have to get those photos and cite TMZ as a source.
Like when those pictures of a battered woman who looked like Rihanna came out. I saw TMZ's photo on the front page of my local paper's Web site that day. It really made me sad.
You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pitt. Angelina and I will be in the audience sharing a bag of popcorn. May the best man win.
Arod having 2 pictures of himself as a centaur somehow does not surprise me in the least. Sounds like he's channeling Charlie "I think I was a centaur in a past life" Kelly. #alexrodriguez
@meritxell: an erotic life: AAAAH! I didn't even think of that. That totally made my day.
Did you see last week's episode about the World Series? If A-Rod dressed as Greenman and fought the Phillies mascot in the parking lot, THEN I might like him a little. For now, Charlie wins by a long shot. #alexrodriguez
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i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum
11/04/09
Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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Someone has the pictures here: [www.seraphicpress.com] #ragtrade
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The only response I have is a hearty "woohoo". #ragtrade
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I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
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In the words of Liz Lemon:
"S that D, Shut it down" #alexrodriguez
10/31/09
People think the "media" is out to get the news (mostly about celebrities) at any cost, even making a young woman cry. A lot of us just want to make the world a better place. :( #alexrodriguez
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Like when those pictures of a battered woman who looked like Rihanna came out. I saw TMZ's photo on the front page of my local paper's Web site that day. It really made me sad.
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You both cannot be Benjamin Button. You must fight for the title Celebrity Deathmatch style, refereed by Brad Pitt. Angelina and I will be in the audience sharing a bag of popcorn. May the best man win.
Sincerely,
Michelle13 #alexrodriguez
10/31/09
Big Papi wouldn't do that.
Red Sox Foreva! #alexrodriguez
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Seriously, I'm laughing so, so hard. #alexrodriguez
11/01/09
My grandmother grew up in the Southie Projects. #alexrodriguez
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What's the deal, Billy-o? I thought she's always a woman to you. #alexrodriguez
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Did you see last week's episode about the World Series? If A-Rod dressed as Greenman and fought the Phillies mascot in the parking lot, THEN I might like him a little. For now, Charlie wins by a long shot. #alexrodriguez
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