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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    If he wants to keep it classy I propose that he puts a monocle on it. #levijohnston
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/26/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: A top hat is always a nice touch. #levijohnston
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    Image of georgina georgina
    10/26/09

    @BabyJane: And an ascot (ascock?) #levijohnston
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    BabyJane promoted this comment georgina was starred georgina was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/26/09

    @georgina: Klassy! #levijohnston
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    I can't believe he has the balls to do this. I'm sure it will be a prickly situation! #levijohnston
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    10/26/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: Your humorous comment warmed the cockles of my heart. #levijohnston
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    10/26/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy:
    But is he groin to send a copy over to the Palin residence? #levijohnston
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    10/26/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy:
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    10/26/09

    @lolabee: the circumcisions surrounding this decision were truly unforeskin. #levijohnston
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/26/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: His next photo shoot is for Rod and Reel and I hear he plans to show off his pole. #levijohnston
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    Image of sequined sequined
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    My method for making the kind of mature, rational decisions I won't regret in the future is definitely to give them the least possible prior thought and consideration. One of these days I'm just sure it'll work! #levijohnston
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    Levi, making that kind of decision on the fly could be dangerous. Are you too young to remember There's Something About Mary? #levijohnston
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    Image of wooden_shoes wooden_shoes
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    I some how missed that this is an actual reality. And now I wish I could still be in that fantasy land. #levijohnston
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    "I'm going to decide that on the fly...I don't want to do something I'll regret."

    /headdesk #levijohnston
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    10/26/09

    @Diziet_Sma: Ah, the logic of Real America. #levijohnston
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    10/26/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I'm going to have to assume he means that thinking about his actions in advance would be the something he'd regret. #levijohnston
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    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    "I don't want to do something I'll regret." That snowmobile is already around the bend. #levijohnston
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    Image of alouette alouette
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    I hope for all of our sake, his "on the fly" decision is to keep his fly closed.

    Oh, that was bad. It's early. Gotta start that coffee. #levijohnston
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    "I don't want to do something I'll regret." What, like knocking up your high school girlfriend? You're right, Levi—that would totally suck. #levijohnston
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    Seeing as teenage parents are not the best arbiters of regret, I'd say the chances of Johnston's johnson are pretty dang good. #levijohnston
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    10/26/09

    In reply to Full Frontal
    And the best way to make sure you don't do something you'll regret is to make the decision "on the fly". #levijohnston
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