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    Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    I'm going to refrain from telling my placenta bowl story again. Once a month is my limit. Curious 'bels can inquire within.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    Because what you need is to pump yourself with random un-quantified amounts of hormones...NOT!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    New rule: if your place of business is in the habit of giving injecting people with anything you are not a spa. Spas should only have happy things going on. No waxings, pluckings, tweezings, burnings, evil facials that involve extractions, etc. You can do that somewhere else. At a spa, I want my comfy robe and the strong hands of a woman named Hilde.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    I'll do voluntary IV only for a banana bag after a really really really big night out. Like really big. I hate needles.
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    Image of Olesja Lapteva Olesja Lapteva
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    It's not just a folk remedy in Asia. I know several women who ate part of their placenta after birth. It's said to help with post partum depression and clamping down of the uterus after the birth. You can either just cut off a piece and swallow it, or put it in a smoothie, or even dry the whole thing and put it in capsules for later use. Many women swear by it.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/30/08

    @Olesja Lapteva: A PLACENTA SMOOTHIE? My mind is blown and I now have no desire to eat lunch.
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    12/30/08

    @Olesja Lapteva: didn't Tom Cruise do that?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/30/08

    @Olesja Lapteva: You are not serious are you? That is like an animal! That can not be a serious remedy. I am skeeved out big time.
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    When my mother was pregnant with me I was breech and scratching at the placenta. I now have nail beds of steel. Living proof, folks.


    (And I was part of the gestation period from hell...)

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    I'm still reeling over the 3 words I never, ever thought I'd see together in the same sentence: IV DRIP SPA.


    My brain totally shut down at that point and repeated efforts to jump-start it so I can read the rest of this post have failed. I get the mental equivalent of the dreaded "blue screen" as soon as I reach those words.

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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    12/30/08

    @Gretchen: "TRENDY" IV drip spa is what's doing it for me. TRENDY? Really?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/30/08

    @TheVaginaWig: Funny, I didn't catch the "trendy". I'm sure it was a subconscious mental block. That would have been totally too much and I would have stroked out for sure.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    Is there a chance that the placenta may carry over diseases (like HIV) that the mother may have? I'm guessing they screen placenta donors?
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    12/30/08

    @dirtybee needs flan :-(: I've been tested twice for HIV during pregnancy and baby gets tested at birth, so I'm guessing if the mother was positive the hospital takes care to dispose of the placenta. Unless these spas are stealing medical waste Fight Club style.
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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    *mutation*
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    K with the little bit that I know about gene transmutaton this really really disturbs me. Genes from a foreign source, (i.e. anything not from you)can splice into your own genes by various genetic methods. UGH I'm completely skeeved out and bout to go to lunch.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/30/08

    @returnofthemac: WHAT!? Gene splicing? Isn't this how Godzilla came to be? Mutant genes and somesuch?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    For my spa money, I'll stick with nightingale poo facials and the occasional brazilian, thanks. I draw the line at intraveneous.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    I've heard that injecting this new poppy derived substance called heroin into one's veins increases temporary feelings of well being and can promote weight loss!
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/30/08

    @morninggloria: Ooh, I've heard of that! It also takes care of pesky responsibilities like paying rent and utilities and encourages one to live a less encumbered lifestyle!
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/30/08

    @morninggloria: That sounds much better than placenta. I've also heard this "heroin" could further my career as a rock musician. I'm in.
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    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    I used to confuse placenta and placebo. we were talking about double blind studies or something in AP psych in high school and i said something about the group that was given the placenta pill. it was almost as embarrassing as the time my jeans ripped in the back when i was wearing "Tuesday" underwear on Friday.
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    Image of Wenchie Wenchie
    12/30/08

    @pantsless economist:
    Try confusing "orgasm" and "organism" for an entire page outloud on Marine Biology.


    Only one guy caught it and snickered at me afterwards, and my biology teacher had to excuse himself to the teacher's lounge.

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    12/30/08

    @Wenchie: oy, i feel for you!
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    Image of ButtonGwinnett ButtonGwinnett
    12/30/08

    @Wenchie: I confused "beasts" and "breasts"


    it was 9th grade.


    I'm still vaguely humiliated. As if everyone didn't already suspect that I was a big lesbo.

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/30/08

    @Wenchie: I once answered that the opposite of fusion was fission in a general chemistry class. So fucking embarrassing.
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    12/30/08

    @ButtonGwinnett: It was eighth grade, and I was so DEADLY serious about my reading outloud.


    You know that feeling when you know that you're making a HUGE mistake, but you can't correct it and you keep doing it OVER AND OVER again? That's the feeling of DOOM.

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    12/30/08

    @Wenchie: oh God yes, I almost forgot about the time at work when I pronounced John Boehner's last name "Boner"...several times. ugh. i still cringe big time thinking about that.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/30/08

    @Brigit: What is the chemical opposite of fusion -- crystallization?
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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    12/30/08

    @Kivrin: solidification? It has been years since my but was in a chemistry class.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    This is like having surgery done at a Rite Aid.
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    Image of gostasgostas gostasgostas
    12/30/08

    In reply to Human Placenta Injections Are So Hot Right Now
    When the placenta runs out they placate the patient with polenta as a placebo.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/30/08

    @gostasgostas: Positively perfect!
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    12/30/08

    @gostasgostas: i'm in the mood for a poblano now.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    12/30/08

    @gostasgostas: That sounds pretty plausible, particularly if the polenta is prepared with postnatal vitamins.
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