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    Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Sure Gene, I bet Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ozzy Osborne, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Stevie Nicks and everyone else that's been around since the 50s, 60s or 70s would perhaps disagree with you, well except for the sex part.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "K-Hole"? I have not heard that term used since the Michael Alig days...
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    10/10/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: What's a "K-Hole"?
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    10/10/09

    @chersolly: It's when you snort enough ketamine (tranquilizer) to dissociate. Experiences vary, but I would say it is not a good thing in general.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/10/09

    @tailfeather: Also, a quibble, k-hole of LUST, Katy Perry. C'mon now.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Winehouse, if you want bigger boobs for a single appearance, wear a push-up bra. Implants are far beyond the call of duty.

    Famous people with legal troubles of any kind, check your state's bar association for a referral to who who hasn't been almost disbarred. How do so many of you end up with the shadiest lawyers?
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    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I agree with Demetri Martin - can we all lighten up on the snark a bit? (And by all I don't mean everyone here, I mean... well, basically every person I know in real life). It starts to get a bit tiring when every question you ask is responded to with sarcasm - that is neither witty nor clever, just kind of rude.

    That said, I do appreciate the few truly witty people in my life more now.
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    Image of KitCatCadillac KitCatCadillac
    10/10/09

    @RiloKilo: While I love some well placed snark as much as anyone else here, it does seem like its the only way people know how to respond to things these days. Whatever happened to being earnest? It's almost disarming when somebody says something completely genuine and un-malicious in response to certain subjects.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I just can't feel sorry for actors who make millions that they have to do such a dreaded thing as promoting their work.
    Get over it. It's called a job.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "He recommends sex as an alternative, btw." Having seen your sex video, Mr. Simmons, I recommend you try drugs or alcohol.
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    Image of penguins268 penguins268
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    BI: that guy who plays Dudley in the Harry Potter movies!!! Can't remember his name right now...
    For once in my life reading theleakycauldon pays off!!
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/10/09

    @penguins268: Huh - I was thinking Seth Rogen, but that sounds more plausible. Nice work!
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I've never been drunk or high in my life. The only way to survive the long haul is to be straight-nosed.

    Mr. Simmons? Mr. Richards is on line one.
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    veronykah promoted this comment morninggloria approved this comment IndignationCoordinator was starred IndignationCoordinator was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Hasn't Johnny Depp played some variation of Ozzy Osbourne in several films? One could argue that Captain Jack Sparrow is an Osbourne derivative, or that his rendition of Sweeney Todd was a little bit Ozzy, or even that his forthcoming portrayal of The Mad Hatter is riddled with Ozzy Osbourne.
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are more than just friends"

    ...WHA HUH is this our big Hollywood actor coming out that we asked for yesterday how is this not above the fold news....

    Oh, cousins. Carry on then.

    -Me, reading dirt bag.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment BeckyIva was starred BeckyIva was unstarred
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    10/10/09

    @BeckyIva: And a thousand Dogma slash fanfic writers* sighed in disappointment.

    *Yes, such a genre exists.
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    Image of Rosaxé RosaxĂ©
    07/10/09

    In reply to Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
    That is such a sweet picture of Brooke & MJ. I thought her going with him to the Grammys was just a publicity stunt, but her speech at the memorial obviously negates that. I wonder if was still in touch with him up until his death...
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/10/09

    In reply to Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
    Brooke sounds like she's talking about her best gay friend, not a guy who she supposedly dated (so the mags said at hte time, I recall). I thought the same thing when listening to her speak at his memorial. If he were in the closet, I wish he would have just come out. I think he just felt so misunderstood in so many ways.
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    Image of Nun Shall Pass Nun Shall Pass
    07/10/09

    In reply to Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
    That picture of Brooke and Michael just warms my heart. They look so sweet and happy and innocent and I kind of wish they could have just stayed like that forever.



    That's the way that I want to think of Michael, whenever I think of him in the future. Just like that, caught in that happy moment. It's lovely.

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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    07/10/09

    In reply to Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
    The fact that Lauren Conrad's book is a bestseller makes my soul hurt.
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    Image of Rosaxé RosaxĂ©
    07/10/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: I bet there's a lot of struggling writers who are feeling pretty stabby right now.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/10/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: I think I'm just going to go buy a book written by someone who... I don't know, tries at life tomorrow. You can't get me, LC.
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    Image of tankearae tankearae
    07/10/09

    @mbot says Spock yeah!: the fact that her fans can read scares me.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    07/10/09

    In reply to Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye
    I don't know if I could be a roommate to one of the Harry Potter kids. Imagine how hard it would be to stop yourself from blurting incantations at random times:



    You broke a lamp: "Reparo!"

    To your loud neighbors: "Avada Kadavra!"

    To your homework: "Incendio!"



    Well, that, and the fact that I'm pretty sure I'd try to convince them to dress up like HP characters for Halloween.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    07/10/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: And every time they'd complain about an assignment, you'd have to make a joke about how many lengths of parchment it needs to be or say something snotty like, "oh, its not like you're fighting the dark lord, it's only an econ problem set".
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    Image of Pearls Pearls
    07/10/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: I'm pretty sure that if I ever met Daniel Radcliffe, I'd slip up and ask him about Quidditch. "So, how about them Ballycastle Bats?"
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