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    Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Oh, Ms. Barton. How I loved you in the O.C. But then the show ended. And you started wearing really weird clothes. Then your clothes became even more weird, and you added weird hats to your weird outfits. And now, you want me to buy headbands from you? Headbands, really? Oh honey. If they don't look good on you, with your perfect skin and flowing locks, they are gonna look like twelve kinds of shit on me. So. How about instead of shilling crappy head wear, tell me which products you use on your face. Then maybe we can be friends. Maybe.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    I may have missed this month's Vogue-bashing installment and possibly it was mentioned there, but when I read through the really thin January edition I noticed a mention of "high/low" fashion combinations. When I read the actual article I couldn't find any mention of what I would consider cheap shit. Are the NY 'recessionistas' wearing their Vuitton with so-called cheap shit that I still couldn't afford even when the economy is good?


    What a tease. I wanted to read about the cheap shit!

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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Can we please address these so-called "sales"? Because the only time I step into a mall is during the Christmas season, and I have shopped at Macy's and Nordstroms and Dillards and have yet to see one damned thing that I would consider a real "sale." And the jewelry "sales" are a freaking joke. Jack up the price to one no one would pay so you can cut it down to a normal price and call it a "bargain"?


    Back to TJMaxx/Marshall's for me. They actually know me by name there - I'm not sure if that's good or bad!?

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/22/08

    @gerbilsoutofexile.anti-depressant free.not withdrawal free.: I was really disappointed with the "sales" and "deals" this weekend, too!


    Anything I saw that was a good steal was covered in make-up, chocolate or unidentifiable goo.

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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    To quote Summer Roberts, "Coop, those headbands are like, ew."
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Shit, give me a $10 dollars and I'll run to the nearest Hobby Lobby and make you a plethora of better looking headbands.
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    Image of I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Mischa - Laziest celebrity "designer" ever?
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    12/22/08

    @I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: "I call it, 'string!'"


    Brilliant!

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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Recession = me wearing headbands made out of rope and yarn.


    Who am I kidding? I would never wear headbands.

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    Image of Calluna Vulgaris Calluna Vulgaris
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    When will celebrity "designers" start learning from Jessica Simpson? No one is going to pay 100 dollars for something cheap with Mischa Barton's name on it. What we will do is buy reasonably priced cute shoes with Jessica Simpson's name safely hidden under our foot. Celebrities names aren't worth anything when applied to fashion--they should just make things that are cute and cheap.
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    Image of blackbirdfly blackbirdfly
    12/22/08

    @Calluna Vulgaris: I just wish they'd stop making colognes and perfumes. And yeah, I'm talking to you, Diddy.
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    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    I work part time at Macy's and they've lost their motherfucking minds if they think people are going to be shopping in there at 3 in the morning. We don't even have customers during normal business hours. Also, this is the first I've heard of this. Maybe it's just the NYC stores?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    12/22/08

    @blackbirdfly: Well hell, it works for Wal-Mart in my redneck backwater town. They're open 24/7 and I have to pass by when returning from late gigs. It always, always amazes me that people are shopping in that store at 3 am. I don't think I've ever seen the customer portion of their parking lot with fewer than 20 cars there.


    I've heard that its really fun to take a drunken stroll through Wal-Mart at 2 am after they kick you out of the closing bar. Ahem, yes, *cough* that is what I've heard.

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    12/22/08

    @blackbirdfly: There are 12 Macy's stores across the country staying open 24hrs for the next few days.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/22/08

    @Gretchen: I live in WV and the Wal-Mart is ALWAYS packed. Doesn't matter what time of the day or night. I would rather stick a fork in my eye than deal with our local Wal-Mart. At any hour!
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/22/08

    @Gretchen: A drunk Wal-Mart run is fun. Especially when they have the children's bicycles out. They usually lock them up now, damn soul-stealing capitalists!


    But the McDonald's in our local Wal-Mart is not 24 hrs, which totally ruins the fun when you need some greasy fries to replenish the calories burned while riding bikes.

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/22/08

    @Gretchen: Um, totally fun, even sober!


    I went to school in Waco. Not much to do.

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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    12/22/08

    @blackbirdfly: my mom just told me the one near her, in south New Jersey, is open 24 hours. I can't imagine what it must be like there at 2am.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Mischa is only 22!?
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    12/22/08

    @devilchyld22: You know celebs totally edit their Wikipedia to make us feel bad about ourselves. There's no way I'm older than Mischa Barton & Lindsay Lohan.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    12/22/08

    @torieandrahmsittinginatree: Yeah, I definitely just wikied her, 1986. Good gravy.


    This is by far my most favorite of the headbands.


    "Toss this on for your holiday party, or a night out with the girls or date. Get the glow!"


    [www.staceylapidus.com]


    (eye roll eye roll serious eye roll)

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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    12/22/08

    @devilchyld22: Oh, wow. Not only are they ridiculously priced headbands. 'Cause, really, no headband should be over 5 dollars...but they look way cheap. ha, celebrities.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    12/22/08

    @devilchyld22: "Get the glow!"


    Please, please tell me that's a headband made out of lasers. Or lit candles. Or lightbulbs. I'll even be happy if it's made from a fluorescent rave tube. Anything that actually glows.


    If it doesn't give off light in some way, I'm suing her for false advertising.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    That is the oddest picture. It's like she's trying to scratch head lice, protect her bag from a pickpocket, and cover up her food baby all at once. ("I'm not pregnant! It's a fucking burrito!")
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): You, too, can look constipated, fugly and uncomfortable for only £120!


    I bet the big ruts left in your forehead after you take that Michael's project gone bad thing off your head are sexxy, too.

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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings):


    It's how my grandmother told me to carry my purse when traveling internationally and riding the metro.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/22/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Trust me, I can look that way for free!


    @dancerevolution is on the beach, bish.: I hope to God I do not look as paranoid as Mischa does when I am on the subway.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/22/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): "I'm not pregnant! It's a fucking burrito!" I find myself telling people this on a regular basis. Does this mean I'll be featured in "OMG BUMPWATCH!!1!" if I refuse to lay off the burritos?
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    Mischa Barton is only launching a headband line so she can have somewhere to buy headbands. Poor thing.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/22/08

    @torieandrahmsittinginatree: I think headbands are on their way out. Blaire Waldorf is barely wearing them.
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    Image of Papayablue Papayablue
    12/22/08

    @torieandrahmsittinginatree:


    Unless she has a headband like the one the Childlike Empress wore in Neverending Story, I won't be buying...


    even then I could just put a necklace on my head and be done with it. Has anyone ever looked at someone actually wearing one of these forehead-bands and gone, "Huh. Now THAT looks good" ? Srsly.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/22/08

    @Papayablue: I did see one picture of a girl in a foreband and she looked stunning. But, she was also stunningly beautiful. I pictured said foreband on me and it was a big negatory.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    The Misha Barton item made laugh so hard I nearly pee'd myself. Oh, it feels good to laugh.
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    12/22/08

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: AH HAHAHAHAHAHA, seriously, I'm still laughing.


    And the publicity shots make me wonder why you wouldn't prefer to be paying £60-£120 to never ever have to wear one of those.

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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/22/08

    In reply to Mischa Barton Launches Headband Line, Recession Hits The Catwalk
    I feel bad for the people that actually work in the stores at Macy's and H&M. Shoppers at 3am are either going to be drunk or in a really bad mood. I don't miss working in retail at all!
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    Image of andheartss haz it andheartss haz it
    12/22/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: I used to work at H&M.


    Right on 5th Avenue. I pray for the people stuck at work at 3am, servicing asshole tourists. UGH.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/22/08

    @andheartss nom noms cold hearts: I applied for a job at that one before ending up at a different store a few blocks away. Thank fucking Christ we never stayed open later than nine p.m. Although Christmas shoppers were never as weird as the ones who staggered in drunk whenever there was a parade on 5th. (St. Patrick's day, I'm looking at you...)
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/22/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: I maintain that two Christmas seasons working for the Evil Empire gets me out of a hell of a lot of time in Purgatory.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    12/22/08

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I'm with you on that. I did four Christmas seasons at Toys R Us.
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