@Penny: "The Twins" is appropriate if they're talking about the team of Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Joe Nathan, and Carlos Gomez. Otherwise, no. #lindsaylohantwitter
@Penny: My Grandma's a twin and people still refer to her and my Great-Uncle as "the twins." Or use Brother and Sister instead of their given names. #lindsaylohantwitter
Yeah I know an crazy number of twins, fraternal, identical, old, young. The only ones I've referred to as "the twins" are toddlers. And that's only because I can never remember their damn names.
@MargaretMoony: Oh man. My great-aunt and great-uncle, my g'ma's younger siblings, were each a half of a twin-set. Each one's twin had died young. They STILL got referred to as twins. #lindsaylohantwitter
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cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself was starred
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@Penny: From what I've seen of the show, they do whatever they can to play up the interchangeable bimbo porn type. They always dress alike, it's tres weird. #lindsaylohantwitter
Katie Perry is self aware. Color me shocked/impressed.
As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.
Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
@Working-for-the-weekend: Oh good god, but I love her crazy.
See, if Lindsay could pull off crazy, everything would be okay, no one would be on her case. However, she's just shy of crazy. #lindsaylohantwitter
@Katxyz: I'm not sure I would have worked out it was a dog unless it had said so in the title (which I'm sure it did before, but now all I'm seeing is 'Wang'). #levijohnstontwitter
11/04/09
Katy Perry, no one is morning the Lolita look but you.
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Maybe that's his problem!! #lindsaylohantwitter
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As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.
Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
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See, if Lindsay could pull off crazy, everything would be okay, no one would be on her case. However, she's just shy of crazy. #lindsaylohantwitter
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It looks like a gorilla to me. I couldn't figure out if it was a monkey or a dog until I enlarged the picture. #levijohnstontwitter
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Cheers-
the Waitress #levijohnstontwitter
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Alternately, he is confused by spelling conventions, considering Alaska's proximity to Canada.
Alternately alternately, he is borderline illiterate.
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@kate!: Don't forget the swishy cape and dangle-balls! #levijohnstontwitter
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-I CAN HAS FULL FRONTAL?
-ITS NOT CONFIRM #levijohnstontwitter
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@T_Bee: #levijohnstontwitter
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@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Were we so ballsy with our shameless speculation when Geraldo had his Playgirl cover? #levijohnstontwitter
10/30/09
But what do women REALLY do in bed?!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!
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Also, Fred Durst, way to embarrass that poor waitress EVEN MORE. #levijohnstontwitter
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