Columbus Short Fired from Scandal Amidst Domestic Violence Allegations
Columbus Short will not be returning to Scandal. The actor, who has played Olivia Pope's main confidante and right-hand man, has been fired due to problems in his personal life, namely allegations that Short has been abusing his wife, Tanee McCall. Most recently, Short allegedly put a knife to McCall's throat and…
Snooki Wants to Arrange a Baby-Marriage Between Lorenzo and North West
Okay, so, sometimes I write hyperbolic joke headlines, just for fun, in an attempt to make the mundane activities of celebrities even marginally interesting, but not this headline. Not this one. THIS ONE IS 100% BIG NATURALS. Snooki literally wants her little baby Lorenzo to go on a date with little baby North West…
The Bachelorette by the Numbers
You know how people have dreams sometimes? Not sleep dreams, like, “Hollywood”-sign-as-metaphor dreams? Well, last night this gal’s dream came true. And, suddenly, it’s as if I’m Princess Desiree cruising the land of v-necks and fairy tales in my either-bright-or-baby blue Bentley. Who knew I could reach nirvana with…
Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy is Looking for a Social Media Intern
In today's Tweet Beat, Soulja Boy is looking for a millennial whom he can not pay for doing work, Margaret Cho does not deserve to be cyberbullied, and John Stamos is looking for the perfect song (don't be modest, Uncle Jesse — we all know that you already wrote it).
Angelina Nearly Weeps During Visit To Sarajevo
Angelina Jolie received a special award at the Sarajevo Film Festival on Saturday. The audience gave her a standing ovation; she said, "I will start crying if you don't stop." Apparently she had tears in her eyes as she waited for the clapping to die down, and her voice broke when she said, "I told Brad in the car I…
Prince Harry Thinks Pippa Middleton Is A Foxy Filly
You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton "Foxy Filly." Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: "Since Pippa…
Snooki Announces Her Spin-Off Show
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki officially announces that she and JWoww will star in a show about their friendship. Also, today in Thong Thursday.
Celebs Celebrate International Women's Day
Today in Tweet Beat, celebrities have different ways of celebrating women. Plus, Soulja Boy seems to have matured over night.
Celebs Show Off Their Fancy High Heels
Today in Tweet Beat, Dita Von Teese shows off her custom-made Louboutins. Plus, Justin Bieber ponders changing his famous hair.
Kelly Cutrone Receives The Mark Of The Beast
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Cutrone gets an ominous total at checkout, haters gonna hate, and it's Thong Thursday again for Coco.
Adrianne Curry Likens Breastfeeding To "Pooping" & "Peeing"
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry is grossed out by public breastfeeding, Sherri Shepherd finally found a happy ending (at a massage parlor), and Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM was not activated by Kombucha, just so you know.

