Stop Everything and Watch Michael Shannon Read the Sorority Girl Email

So, I was just sitting here thinking that the now-legendary sorority girl e-mail was a teeny bit overrated and overhyped (yes, it's funny, but ENOUGH), when a friend forwarded me this video. It's Boardwalk Empire's Michael Shannon performing a dramatic reading of the missive as an unhinged, escalating Glengarry… » 4/22/13 2:35pm 4/22/13 2:35pm

"WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters

I always like to picture sororities as places where college girls stage elaborately decorated mixers and then spend the rest of the week gouging out each other's eyes. And thankfully, the remarkable email you're about to read proves all of my theories correct. From reader Erik: "This is from the University of… » 4/18/13 12:57pm 4/18/13 12:57pm