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Oldies But Goodies

You don't even have to read all the copy in this vintage ad. Key words and phrases jump out at you: "smell nice," "warmth and moisture," "miracle-worker" "dry and fresh and confident." Yeah, in case you didn't figure out already that it's deodorant for your stinky vadge (because wimmins smell "down there") one look at…

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Oldies But Goodies

What has more sexual subtext than a horse? A unicorn! That's why this 1984 ad for Magical Musk is so awesome. And by awesome we mean bad. There's just something off about the critter. Also, Magical Musk is "the fragrance of hidden powers" and there's some sort of mist emanating from the horse's ass. Why not just call…

The Chinese Greenfamily Youth Association of Environment Protection's new campaign reminds us that pollution is crappy! The association's idea of erecting billboards of bare asses over drainage holes really gets to the bottom of the problem — and who doesn't enjoy being the butt of a joke? Haha, polluters, urine…

Something Stinks

In a comic-strip style vintage ad, the lovely woman at left is having trouble getting a job. She's persistent, but gets turned down again and again. Finally, her prospective employer breaks it down: Homegirl's got B.O.! After she showers with Lifebuoy, the "health soap," our heroine enjoys the sweet smell of success.…