Oh Ed Hardy designer, you're the classiest! I can't wait 'til it all blows up in your face, catches on fire then is encircled by women riding pink tigers.
I saw (500) Days of Summer this weekend, and did not realize until I saw the InStyle wedding issue at the store yesterday that Christina Hendricks is marrying the guy who played McKenzie in the movie. So in my mind, I'm picturing the "Are you a lesbian?" guy with Joan Holloway. Even though I know that isn't right. But good for them.
Don't take fashion seriously? Because insanely awesome and carefully cultivated street fashion just happens.
My Jenna crush, solidified!
She has her own paper cups, because "I'm so into monogramming. I'm doing it on everything right now."
Gena*, let me introduce you to reusable cups. They can be monogrammed too!!
I have to just say, as a corporate retail bitch, I am so not looking forward to this Q4. You will find me curled in the corner with a bottle of wine, sucking my thumb by October 31st. Promise.
In my mind, the blind item catfight went down between Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell. Tyra heard Naomi was starting a new reality show called USA's New Super Tall Chick, and, feeling threatened, she tried to tear poor Naomi's extensions out using only her Magnum eye glare and pout. When that failed, she rolled up her sheer sleeves, unbuttoned her leather vest, pulled off her 6-inch wedge heels and went at it, old-school style. Naomi was almost down for the count when Karl Kaiserroll Lagerfeld looked past his chilled wine cooler and decided it was time to step in.
Gamely pulling the girls apart with a brute strength that seemed unmatched with his sleek, boyish figure, he intoned:
"Dear kerchief puppets, don't zoom about so, for the moon's pupils dilate every time a moddle cries harikari, and for true are your maudlin, Vicodin-laced puddingcups too delectable and drink-up-able for such hamburgler-esque hanky-panky. Also, every oompa-loompa in the ionosphere is invited up to my suite tonight. Ole!"
Sevin Nyne? Is that the Old English spelling of Seven Nine? STOP GETTING CREATIVE WITH VOWELS, PEOPLE, OR I WILL BUILD A HORTENSE MACHINE AND DISEMVOWEL YOU IN REAL LIFE, SO HELP ME GOD.
John Mayer's Twitter feed is one of my guilty pleasures. There I am at work, bored out of my skull, and zing! John Mayer's informing me that he'd like to duet with Taylor Swift.
"Whicih two veteran models got into a "full-on serious fistfight" in a Paris nightclub this Fashion Week? The fight was so démodé, Uncle Karl himself had to break it up."
I would give everything I own (save my dog) to have been there for that. I wish I had insight into how it all went down...
@AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: HA! maybe he's preparing for if Jen dumps him, because then he'll no longer be relevant and have to find a job at Pac-Sun.
@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: So, what's the best purple tanner around? I've been thinking of dying my hair wine with highlights in grape... I SOOO need this tanner to match!
Lindsay Lohan is gorgeous and, if my random pop culture knowledge serves me right, was a child model long before she started acting. This picture just doesn't do her justice.
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My Jenna crush, solidified!
She has her own paper cups, because "I'm so into monogramming. I'm doing it on everything right now."
Gena*, let me introduce you to reusable cups. They can be monogrammed too!!
I have to just say, as a corporate retail bitch, I am so not looking forward to this Q4. You will find me curled in the corner with a bottle of wine, sucking my thumb by October 31st. Promise.
* Er......Gela. WTF kind of name is that anyhow?
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Gamely pulling the girls apart with a brute strength that seemed unmatched with his sleek, boyish figure, he intoned:
"Dear kerchief puppets, don't zoom about so, for the moon's pupils dilate every time a moddle cries harikari, and for true are your maudlin, Vicodin-laced puddingcups too delectable and drink-up-able for such hamburgler-esque hanky-panky. Also, every oompa-loompa in the ionosphere is invited up to my suite tonight. Ole!"
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On the downside, maybe they should have picked someone with a less checkered past to pose with druggy eyes. Just sayin'.
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I need to step away from the OED.
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I have issues.
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*pines for college days where OED was super best friend*
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@hortense: I can imagine, since I often feel the urge to Ctrl + F books and magazines.
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I would give everything I own (save my dog) to have been there for that. I wish I had insight into how it all went down...
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Not a good look when you are not in the 7th grade, or don't live in Billy-burg.
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