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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
12/12/08

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In years past, we would have never seen such gems stateside.

I love the interweb.
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♥ dosido☮
12/12/08

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[www.milkandcookies.com]

I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious! Get out of my way, all of you! This is no place for loafers.

Join me or die.

Can you do any less? For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.
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exelizabeth
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
Oh, I thought he was just out trying to find Curious George.
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
I don't know what's happening, but I support it.
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Plum-Pie
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
I still have a photo I took in Japan in 2001 of an coffee vending machine with Brad's luvverly face on it. Good times.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
And OMG you should NOT have cropped out that amazing pink lady in this grab!
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redsmith
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
Wait...what? I don't understand anything that I just saw. There are so many questions running through my head, most of which is: why are there topless ladies sunbathing in the middle of a troop of soldiers, who are watching the tour de france?
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
12/12/08

@redsmith: Yeah, I don't get it either. Especially since the first time I saw it somewhere else, I didn't realize it was for cellphones, and just assumed it had something to do with banks. Sigh.
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BabyJane
12/12/08

@redsmith: Not to mention what happened to the car and why does Brad feel the need to push it?
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MadFab
12/12/08

@redsmith: There is deep, deep cultural symbolism at work here. Deep.

Man, I'm shallow.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
I still say Burn After Wearing. Does Sylvester know that Tweety Bird is disguising himself as Brad Pitt?
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Crabby Cakes
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
If the economy is so bad that Brad Pitt has to shill cellphones in Asia, I AM DOOMED.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/12/08

@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Big celebs have been doing it for years. They get paid big bucks for minimal work, especially by Asia, and don't have to suffer the embarrassment of these ads being aired at home.

Until now ... /cue evil laugh
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
12/12/08

@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: He's been making softbank commercials for ages. There are some pretty good ones, too.
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Bohoinparadise
12/12/08

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Like Joey's ad for men's lipstick??

+ Watch video

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hellosunshine
12/12/08

@Bohoinparadise: My most favorite Friends scene ever.
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breccia
12/12/08

In reply to Lemon Zest
OH, JAPAN.

Don't ever stop being you.
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Penny
12/12/08

@breccia: And celebrities, don't ever stop doing totally hilarious and dorky commercials for Japan.
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