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Lolita Hazed
06/02/09

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DYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.
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Alohamaid
06/02/09

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I had a very inquisitive cat who crawled in the dryer once when my mother was doing laundry. She didn't see the cat and started the dryer then she heard deathly howling, scratching and taping on the dryer door. She opened the door and nearly had a heart attack when the cat came flying out. The cat was totally fine and lived a good long 15 years after that event life. In other words, feel free to laugh. We certainly did.
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ellaesther
06/02/09

@Alohamaid: Oh man, that made me laugh even harder than the video! Oh, that poor cat! (she typed as she literally l-o-l-ed....)

Thank you, you have made me very happy!
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dissolver
06/02/09

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I think with the week we've been having, Jez needs to start posting one adorable kitten video or similar for every story that makes me hate the world.
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Laulau
06/02/09

@dissolver: Icanhascheezburger has shown us the enormous volume of cute kitty videos/pics out there, and yet I fear, there are not enough to outnumber the stories that make me hate the world. :(
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Mary McCarthyite
06/02/09

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Jus dive in, deez cooshin iz fine. See? I haz no skaird.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
06/02/09

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OK. Watching Willard last night has skewed my perspective a little. The adorable wee kitty emerging from a crack in the sofa? Kinda creepy to me right now!
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poires et poireaux
06/02/09

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Once when I was a kid, our cat went missing for a whole day. We had looked all over the house, in the yard, everywhere. In the evening, we were sitting on the couch and we'd hear her meow and immediately jump up and look around the room and in the vicinity of the house near the living room, with no luck. This happened several times until I noticed a small paw come out from under the couch. She had been stuck inside the hide-a-bed all day. Poor thing!
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otherginger
06/02/09

@poires et poireaux: Oooo - ugly story. My grandma folded my aunt's cat to death inside a sofabed without realizing. The cat was missing for weeks and then they smelled...told you, ugly story.
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poires et poireaux
06/02/09

@otherginger: I have an ugly story about a dead bunny I found in my bedroom closet, but I won't go there just yet.

Back on topic - cute animals like to hide in strange places, don't they?
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Penny_Esq
06/02/09

@poires et poireaux: When my kitty was a wee kitten, not long after I adopted her, she climbed into my dryer with some wet clothes without my notice. Fortunately, I heard some serious thunking going on shortly after I started the load, and after thinking to myself "Did I accidentally put a SHOE in there?" it occurred to me it might be the kitten and I rescued her forthwith. She was fine, and she's a lover, not a fighter, so she forgave me right off the bat. And I gave her lots of Greenies to make up for it. Poor thing!
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pinkyBella
06/02/09

@Penny_Esq: Oooh! You're lucky she was okay. The same thing happened to one of my cats when I was a kid, but with much worse results. It was very traumatizing and I still have issues with opening and closing dryers to this day.
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sybann
06/02/09

@poires et poireaux: Once when I moved (it happens too frequently in my career) my fave siamese Buddy went missing. After searching and searching and getting management involved (You are SURE no one's been in here and let him out?!) I opened a drawer in the bathroom to find he'd opened it, crawled in and then it autoshut him inside! Little bastard had me scared to death.
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otherginger
06/02/09

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I have a cat who risks in-sofa or under-carpet death constantly, playing Monty Python's How Not To Be Seen.
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Breamworthy
06/02/09

@otherginger: Mine works her way under the duvet and curls up in a tiny ball waiting to be sat on when I come to bed.
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Interrobanging
06/02/09

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I'm sure if my dainty cat wasn't 23lbs he'd be all over this.
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LaMorena
06/02/09

@Interrobanging: This may be more his scene?

+ Watch video

PS. Forgive me if this has been on Jez already. Can't keep my sources straight.

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Liz Lemmon
06/02/09

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I needed this after that awful airplane story. kittens! inspired by..... KITTENS!!!!
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Uncommon Whore
06/02/09

@dotcom.com: "I want beef jerky!"
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stacyinbean
06/02/09

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I love my cats but they are sofa king weird sometimes.
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bluebears
06/02/09

@stacyinbean: ha!
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daisen-in
06/02/09

@stacyinbean: Who knows what devious plans are couched in their cute little meows!
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ellaesther
06/02/09

@stacyinbean: I don't want to tell you how long it took me to understand this. I am a bear of very little brain, but you, you are SOFA KING HISS-TERICAL!!

FTW, sister.
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