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    Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
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    Image of Slumdog_Mamabear Slumdog_Mamabear
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    I find her incredibly annoying. But she has the innate ability of bringing out the sheer ignorance and hipocracy in some views that other conservative pundits are able of dressing up as sane or smart.

    I have won several arguments with Papabear simply by letting him listen to his own argument come out of this woman's mouth. God bless her no orgasm having, wheat free soul.
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    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Holy hell - for a second there I thought that was Joan Rivers.
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    Image of denna denna
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Does she have celiac or is gluten-free just THE NEW AMAZING DIET TREND OF THE YEAR!!!


    I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want!

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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    03/10/09

    @denna: I think one of her spawn has a gluten allergy.
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    03/10/09

    @Majrhoulihan: @denna:


    Apparently she actually has celiac.


    A lot of people in the CD community don't like the OMG-GF-DIET thing from a lot of people. There is absolutely no reason for people who do not have auto-immune or allergic reactions to gluten to eat gluten free. It doesn't make you thin.

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    I'm sad for her that she doesn't masturbate. She's actually missing out. It's a pastime of mine, I enjoy it more than shitty reality TV. Maybe she just never got the right vibrator? I can help her. Oh, I bet it will chill her out...if that's possible, maybe.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    03/10/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): I refuse to believe that she doesn't masturbate. How is it even possible? It's not like you can just ignore your ladybits. Sometimes they need attention. We should send her a vibrator. Maybe she will go away for a few months, learn to enjoy simple pleasures, and come back refreshed and less high strung. Could happen.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    03/10/09

    @TurtleSpeak:


    I believe her. She's a textbook case of someone who doesn't enjoy sex on any level.

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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Oh, whatever, be judgey. I'd rather people were upfront about their offensive beliefs so I can at least fucking challenge them.


    (I'm in a bad mood, sorry folks.)

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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/10/09

    @PilgrimSoul: Bad mood or otherwise, I feel you. Passive aggressive conservatism is no less annoying than the screamy kind Hasselbeck employs on The View.
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    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: Yeah, but the PA thing goes hand in hand with their "Watch this hand wave a terrorist at you while we take your rights away with the other!!!" strategy of lies.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: What, you mean that self-righteous, assy passive-aggressive Facebook statuses aren't the MATURE way to share your political views?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/11/09

    @PilgrimSoul: How can anyone be upfront about anything if they are being censored by the judgmental?
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    Image of TeacherDee TeacherDee
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    she really just has one note.


    Ru Paul: i think history will remember Michelle Obama as one of our strongest First Ladies.


    Elisabeth: Laura Bush was a strong woman!


    Leno: Rush is a little shouty, so is Hannity.


    Elisabeth: Keith Olbermann is a little shouty!


    I guess she thinks every conversation is like the analogy section of the SAT?

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    03/10/09

    @TeacherDee: Me: Your arguments are all very dumb, Elisabeth.
    Elisabeth: Your face is dumb!
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    03/10/09

    @TeacherDee: I LOL'd at her Limbaugh and Hannity defense last night. Such an Elisabeth response.
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    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    I watched this last night. She also defended McCain's "Obama wants to teach kindergartners about sex" ad by saying it had "elements of truth" in it. Leno called her out on it, but you know our lovable Elisabeth! She pretty much lied her way through the entire interview.


    I yelled. A lot.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    This woman has been put on the earth to annoy. That is her sole purpose, her calling, if you will.


    OH AND BTW EVERYONE MASTURBATES YOU PRUDE.


    EXCEPT FOR NUNS AND MEMBERS OF THE CLERGY.


    OBVIOUSLY.

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    Image of Jezaddict Jezaddict
    03/10/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Umm, actually?? I hate to say it, I don't. Never wanted to -- it honestly scares me for some reason, and can't figure out why! But don't get me wrong, I would start if it meant contradicting stupid stupid Hasselblech.
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    03/10/09

    @Jezaddict:

    Me neither! I started a thread about it Sunday. Self sexlesses unite. In tears.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Elisabeth doesn't get judgey, Ann Coulter doesn't get crazee, and Rush Limbaugh doesn't get high. That about wraps up our segment "The Batshit Self-Awareness Fail for the Week of March 9".
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: And no male Republicans ever get head from other dudes.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    03/10/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: And Bush was a great president.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    03/10/09

    @TurtleSpeak:


    And Ronnie Reagan was a saint who never raised taxes.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    I had a dream about Elizabeth Hasselbeck once where she appeared to me as an extremely mean white Duck Tales-style cartoon goose.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    03/10/09

    @morninggloria: Well she probably has a pile of money she dives into like scrooge in the intro, so I don't think that's completely inaccurate.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Is it wrong of me to have a genuine depth of pity for anyone who doesn't masturbate? I feel that might be judgemental, but really... eff the vatican, it's a human right.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: that's why the good places are in pretty easy to access areas of your body and not, say, the middle of your back.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: As RuPaul herself says, "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love someone else?"
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    03/10/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: I love this argument. Also, I am laughing out loud at the idea of trying to reach my clitoris in the middle of my back.
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    03/10/09

    @hovy: I am doing the teary-eyed standing ovation. That is a quote for the masses.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: Little do we all know, but the Universal Declaration of Human Rights lists "The Right to Masturbation" right after the right to two weeks paid holiday (which is a real one, I swear).
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    03/10/09

    @hovy:
    I quote her all the damn time!!! Good lookin' out, hovy and Ru!
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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: I imagine we'd all come up with a way to solve that problem. In fact, I'm thinking of a few right now.


    Imagine, the showerhead would be perfectly angled when you got into the shower. No acrobatics!

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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    03/10/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: Some people just don't like it.


    TMI HERE BOOP BOOP BEEP


    I don't masturbate. I just don't really enjoy it. I tried it a few times and was just like... eh. I don't feel a need or want to, and so I don't. It's really just my pissy personality, but I don't like it when people pity me for something that I don't have a problem with. I just don't, and I think that's fine, too. :D

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    Image of Loquacious Verbosity Loquacious Verbosity
    03/10/09

    @boxspelunker: Saaaame.
    I LOVE my bf doing stuff (he has magic fingers and bring me to orgasm in like 10 seconds flat) but I could do it for hours and hours and hours and not get anywhere. Maybe slightly turned on. But nothing more. I get bored quickly and think 'eff this, I'm gonna go eat chocolate and drink wine'.
    So if I ever feel like having an orgasm (only all the time) I send him a text, and there he is!
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    03/11/09

    @daisythecow (time difference=constantly late comments): Well, then, that works out swimmingly! :D
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Man, the more I hear about this woman, the more I am thankful for my eccentric, liberal, Pro-Choice, pro-gay rights, totally amazing mom. For one thing, she told taught me from day one that judgment, bigotry, and prejudice were not and never to be tolerated.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Elizabeth Hasselbeck might be the new Gwyneth Paltrow.


    Word on the street is that she regularly runs around the H&M's Philiadelphia stores, snatching slutty disco tops out of customers' hands.


    For their own protection, of course.

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    03/10/09

    @trulymadlyme: I can tell you honestly that if Lil Miss Wackypants tried to divest me of my carefully-chosen slutty disco top, I would cut her. I would cut her gooood.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    03/10/09

    @trulymadlyme: That's just what we need...HOOP!
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    03/10/09

    @trulymadlyme: Ouch. Gwyneth may be many things, but as far as I know she's not the same brand of crazy as Ms. Hasselbeck. She think the world wants to know how she works out, but at least she doesn't regularly spew conservative, anti-abortion, anti-gay rights crap.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    Yeeeah, I couldn't watch that interview past "I'm pregnant so he obviously knows where my G spot is." Basic science aside, thank GOD Russel Brand was on Letterman.
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    03/10/09

    @Samazon: not only does he not know where her g spot is, she doesn't even know what it is.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/10/09

    @Samanthrax: wait, what? I can't watch but...is she a little um, slow? what on EARTH??
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    03/10/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: Elisabeth thinks a G spot has something to do with gluten.
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    Image of SugarSugar SugarSugar
    03/10/09

    @Samazon: She said that? That is hilarious. I'm going to start using that line of logic as often as possible.


    I have an apartment with walls, so obviously my friend knows interior design.


    I just got my car's oil changed, so clearly I wasn't speeding.


    Valentine's Day was a month ago, so obviously I love you.

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    03/10/09

    @bluebears: @SugarSugar: I don't remember the exact wordage, but she has a diet book called G-something-or-other, Leno made some unfunny outdated joke about the G spot, Elisabeth came out all knocked up and said something to the effect of her husband 'obviously knowing where the G spot is' because I guess in her mind the G spot is... a diet book? I really don't know.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    03/10/09

    @Samanthrax: Crap...so...a really good g-spot-hitting orgasm gets you pregnant?


    On the plus side I can finally get an abortion and lose some of these pesky girl scout cookie pounds...

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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    03/10/09

    @Samanthrax: The Ancient Greeks believed that a woman couldn't conceive unless she achieved orgasm. Is Hippocrates Elizabeth Hasselbeck's doctor?
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    Image of Miss Scarlett Miss Scarlett
    03/10/09

    In reply to Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
    She is the reason I stopped watching the View. I am fine with conservatives but something about her just screams uninformed crazy. I guess it could be her actual screaming on the show that leads me to think that.
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