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    This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Is Sasha mad at the photog or at Daddy for giving Malia more attention? Maybe she and Zahara Jolie-Pitt can have a play date, and she can do Zahara's hair.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    aww why are dreadlocks an F?! I like dreads. And bringing up how Brad said he "loved" Gwenyneth when they were dating as some sort of "proof" as something seems rather grasping for straws.
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    11/12/08

    @DinosaurDanceParty: They're an F to "comb through," which is how this scale works.
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    11/13/08

    @DinosaurDanceParty: I know! He said he loved his girlfriend when they were together? Shocker!
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Dear Chuck Bass,


    I want to be your friend. And by "friend", I mean I want to ride you like the angsty, metrosexual stallion you are.


    xoxo,

    Rollergirl

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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    I am so sick of hearing about Brad and Angelina. They're in love. They have 349078503845 children. They are rich. They are famous. They travel the world. We get it: Their lives are awesome and ours suck.


    For the love of god, will all these gossip rags just please stop talking about them!

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    Image of lustylady lustylady
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Re: the In Touch cover - would we not know where Angelina's possible child would be without that super helpful arrow on her flat stomach? And I kindof love Us calling the other mags out.


    Re: Lindsay Lohan, why can't she be bi? Or none/all of the above. The whole "what is her sexual orientation REALLY?" story is a non-story. TV Guide has her saying this in Bazaar, and I say good for her:


    "I don't want to classify myself," she continues. "First of all, you never know what's going to happen - tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now. I appreciate people, and it doesn't matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that."

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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    any guesses about the blind item from star?
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    Image of Alienbean Alienbean
    11/12/08

    @PeachyPeach: Nicole Richie?
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    11/12/08

    @Alienbean: I think her baby's too old, and weren't they just photographed together? Hope it isn't Jessica Alba.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    The Obamas are just like us? Oh. My. God! Who would have known?!?!?
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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Atleast Malia and Sasha will never have to hear, "This isn't a Democracy."
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/13/08

    @Final: OH MY GOD, are we separated at birth? My school's library had a book ocalled 100 Greatest Dictators or something, and it took me until I was about 13 to come up with comebacks. "You know, why bother sending me to my room? Saddam Hussein just gassed the Kurds. I hate you!"*


    *Full disclosure: this technique never actually worked as I would have liked it to

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    In Brad's defense (because he needs it and is so beleagured)...I think whoever you're with should really be considered the love of your life once you've said "the l-word" I mean, if you break up with someone because you've realized it wasn't right (or that your co-star is a sexy, sexy mama)...clearly they weren't "it"


    And oh man can I not wait for Mayer's angsty album.

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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    If he's trapped with that much money and a family he chose to have, plus attendant nannies, there's no hope for the rest of us.
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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Fig 3 with the nose switch freaks me out. A lot.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Comparing Lohan and Suri's style? Swapping noses on random D-list celebs? I want to work at one of these rags, apparently you get to use LOTS of drugs.
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    11/12/08

    @Archetype: HA! Seriously....


    If you have a grade school education you possess the depth and creativity to come up with stories like these.


    So here's the mystery--who reads the bullshit in these magazines in line at the grocery and then PAYS for the magazine to finish it after the preview?

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    Image of Alienbean Alienbean
    11/12/08

    @maude_flanders: True story: my best friend's boyfriend bought her a subscription to US weekly, because he knows she peeks at the supermarket but is too ashamed to ever purchase. Plus, he likes a little celeb gossip himself, ha!


    My boyfriend practically won't stand in line with me if I pick one up.

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    11/12/08

    @Alienbean: I bought the People Magazine with Obama on the cover. But that's classier, right?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    Look, Brad, I don't know if people can stay with one person forever and ever either. But maybe you should have thought about that before bringing so many damn kids into this thing, OK?


    I mean, if they split up, it could work, especially with all their money, but six or seven or eight or nine or ten kids is not going to be easy to do joint custody and whatnot with. I know they aren't married, but I'm assuming it would basically be a divorce without the marriage license.

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    11/12/08

    @lalaland13: He said that about his relationship with Jen, not with Angelina.
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    11/12/08

    @titilayo: I knew that, but it seems like he was saying it as more of a general statement on monogamy/marriage. If you have serious doubts about the viability of those concepts, why have six or seven or eight kids with any romantic partner, regardles of whether or not you're married? Sorry, I may have said it poorly. Hell, I may still be saying it poorly.
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    Image of daisy buchanan daisy buchanan
    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    That's just about the height difference between me and my boyfriend. I don't usually notice, but sometimes when I see pictures of us together I'm surprised by how weird we look. It really is a like circus sideshowesque.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/12/08

    @daisy buchanan: I'm about 1.6m (I don't know the imperial, sorry), and all of my past boyfriends and many of my male friends are between 6' and 6'6"... My eye level is around their belly button, and my guy mates seem to love making a big deal about how small I am; usually by trying to swing me around, carry me over their shoulder, and lift me off the ground when hugging me. I have to gently remind them that I am an adult, not a life-sized doll.
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    Image of Tartan_Tart (formerly Scarletbegonia) Tartan_Tart (formerly Scarletbegonia)
    11/12/08

    @daisy buchanan: Same with me. He thinks my smallness is cute, while others find it comical.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/13/08

    @scarletbegonia: Always ruffling the hair?
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    11/12/08

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Brad's Trapped, Jen's Devastated, Obamas Are Just Like Us
    So I guess Jen can relate to all these tabloid stories plunging a knife directly into my brain?!


    Even with Midweek Madness doing the dirty work (and I salute you), I still end up somehow inadvertently reading about this ridiculous love triangle. Must go read Hemingway or something and yknow, sharpen my mind. Repair the damage.

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