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    Merry Tales

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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    But have you ever taken your kids trick-or-treating on weeeeed? #jonstewart
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    Image of T_Bee T_Bee
    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    Okay... at least JS wore a wee pirate hat which is more than we can say for Gavin Rossdale, but I still find myself a little disappointed with the khakis and t-shirt. #jonstewart
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/02/09

    @T_Bee: "at least JS wore a wee pirate hat which is more than we can say for Gavin Rossdale"

    This was my exact first thought too! Then I wondered if his wife and kids forced it on him! It looks like a "We are all dressed up, at least put on the freakin' pirate hat!" last minute effort.

    I give him points for it though. It is better than nothing. #jonstewart
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/02/09

    @T_Bee: I think he may only own khaki pants and gray t-shirts. I have never seen a photo of him outside of work in anything else. #jonstewart
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    11/02/09

    @T_Bee: Yeah. Even I, not the greatest fan of Halloween, was convinced to dress up as Dracula. #jonstewart
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    Mmm. Just a silly hat does not a costume make. I want to see more of an effort next year, Mr. Stewart. #jonstewart
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/02/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Yes, please! If I see one more picture of an adorable family with great costumes where the dad is not trying at all....I will continue to be bummed out. And I will have to give Seal some kind of lifetime achievement award. #jonstewart
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/02/09

    @EndangeredRed: And Brad will be the runner-up. #jonstewart
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    He's a pirate and a dreamboat. #jonstewart
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/02/09

    @CurtCole: Maybe he'll plunder our booty... #jonstewart
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: He'll have to raise his mast first. #jonstewart
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    Image of SidheDragon SidheDragon
    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    Didn't they have twins? Where did I get that idea? #jonstewart
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    hfree promoted this comment SidheDragon was starred SidheDragon was unstarred
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    11/02/09

    @SidheDragon: They're not twins, but I think the kids aren't very far apart in age. Maybe a year or two apart. #jonstewart
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    11/02/09

    In reply to Merry Tales
    This Hallowe'en tradition boggles my mind. I suspect the grown-ups enjoy it even more than the kids, right? #jonstewart
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    Image of thatgirlmay thatgirlmay
    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Have you never gone trick-or-treating?? Halloween is probably one of the best holidays as a kid & a different kind of fun when you are older - a drunk kind of fun. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @thatgirlmay: We don't do Hallowe'en in France. We do go on family tombs on All Saints day, a poor substitute. #jonstewart
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    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: You should try to come to the US for at least one Halloween. It's like going to Brazil for Carnivale. #jonstewart
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    11/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I did do it once, but as a baby sitter. It was fun, but I suspect you have to grow up with it to understand the true allure of limitless supplies of jawbreakers. The adults, of course, all wanted to "sacrifice" themselves and go with the kids, hence my comment. #jonstewart
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Heh. I like to hand out candy because there is an art to it. "Oh what a beautiful/pretty/awesome/cool/scary ______ you are!"

    But there are always parties and such. It's really quite fantastic. #jonstewart
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    Image of sara-without-an-h sara-without-an-h
    11/02/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I also remember one curmudgeon who handed out toothbrushes. A funny lady refused to give sweets unless the kids answered history questions, saying you need to deserve treats. Not knowing I wasn't American, she then smiled at me and asked me when Lincoln was assassinated. I had no clue. She shooed us out in outrage. #jonstewart
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    11/02/09

    @sara-without-an-h: The toothbrush family is a standard of every American neighborhood. As is the penny family. #jonstewart
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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    10/17/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    Fun times in the Australian beer industry: Coopers, the last major Australian-owned brewery, beloved by we lefty types for its independence (and also its Pale Ale) is running ads for its tapas bar at the Sydney International Food Festival. The slogan on one ad reads: "Extra virgin - made from the ugliest olives in the orchard."

    Yes, I'm writing a shitty email to them on Monday morning. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Curtice Curtice
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs

    This pales in comparison to Paul Krassner's infamous "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" print from 1966. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    10/17/09

    @curtice: My friend has this poster! It is so creepy and I hate it a lot. I have no real attachment to Disney characters, but the art is so... aggressive? I can't describe it! It skeeves me out! #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    I dunno about you guys, but all this sex with miners is totally making me thirsty. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    Well if they are marketing at old men into group sex I think they are fine. Nothing about that makes me want to drink their beer. Look ladies, you wake up in bed with multiple short Hugh Hefner's..kinky. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    So this is what, TLC After Dark? #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Friday Friday
    10/16/09

    @BearDownCBears: Little People, Big Orgies? #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    Her charms don't seem to be working on Grumpy. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of UrbanAchiever UrbanAchiever
    10/16/09

    @BabyJane: That's just cause he's on the outer edge of the bed. The ones in the center look pretty - uh - contented or already asleep. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    Since it doesn't actually say "Ho White" anywhere on that ad, I think AdFreak came up with that to make it seem more offensive.

    Maybe she's just a lady who likes kinky, multiple-partner dwarf sex. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    I hate Snow White, so I find it funny for that reason. But yes, it's stupid and offensive--LOL UR A HO!--and probably cooked up by a roomful of drunk frat boys ad execs.

    And nothing is scarier than The Mouse's team of lawyers when they're on a roll. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
    10/16/09

    @BeckySharper: The ad doesn't actually call her a ho, it calls her "anything but sweet." Ad freak slut shames a lot more than the actual ad. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/16/09

    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails: But the picture speaks a thousand words, doesn't it? The whole premise is using a slutty-looking woman in order to sell beer. In this case they're playing with the whole virgin-whore idea, but at base it's still just typical chauvinist badvertising.... #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
    10/16/09

    @BeckySharper: I can see that. I guess I was thinking about it through how I see it which is she looks like she had a good time, and not how a guy might see it. I like that she's shown as clearly having her own agency however. The fact that they made it damn clear that there was consent.

    But, I give it props for at least being semi-creative. Most beers ads (except for Blue Moon and Magic Hat, props) tend to be

    Tits + Beer + ??? = fabulous life full of tits and beer forever.

    Either way I'm sure the Disney lawyers are going to make them wish they were never born.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/16/09

    In reply to Australian Liquor Ad Features "Ho White" In Bed With 7 Dwarfs
    I'm mostly offended by how uncreative it is. Slutty fairy tales have been done and done and overdone.

    If it were me, I would retool it as "Bro White" and feature a guy in a red baseball cap playing x box with a bunch of dwarves on the floor of a filthy house with empty bottles laying all over the place. And they're all eating pizza. #snowwhiteliquorad
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    10/16/09

    @morninggloria: It's like the ad version of Slutoween! Next up: Cinderella's fairy godmother brings her a slutty nurse outfit for the ball! #snowwhiteliquorad
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/16/09

    @morninggloria: I hear you - playing off of a sexualized Snow White is a 50-year-old joke. #snowwhiteliquorad
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