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Would You Smash?: Aunties Reveal Who'd Get The Panties At Essence Fest

Essence Music Festival in New Orleans is a destination for women of color on Fourth of July weekend. This year, headliners included Frankie Beverly and Maze as well as Charlie Wilson. Both are the hotties of their generation. Jezebel investigated which vintage bae still riles up their fans and asked the black auntie… » 7/05/15 2:30pm 7/05/15 2:30pm

Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has No Idea What a Dildo Is

Martha Stewart is a perfect specimen of a human, which is why it's so nice when she decides to drop out of her castle in the sky and come down to earth to chat with the good people on Earth about everything you're doing wrong. And as she revealed in a Reddit AMA Thursday, you're doing a lot wrong. » 3/06/14 3:50pm 3/06/14 3:50pm

Amanda Bynes Gets 'Lifestyle Makeover'

Amanda Bynes spent a week at a fitness camp, where she paid several thousand dollars to lose five pounds. E! reports that Bynes was dropped off at camp by her parents and used the week there to give herself "a lifestyle makeover." It may be easy to snark on the fact that the article focuses mostly Bynes' quest to lose… » 1/25/14 11:30am 1/25/14 11:30am

Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Trip to Brazil Is All Blunts and Bikinis

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. Every Friday, we round up a batch of celebrity Instagrams, so you can see what happens when the stars turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Snoop Dogg smokes so much the fire department has to intervene; John Stamos remembers the crosses of the '90s, and if you do nothing else… » 1/24/14 5:30pm 1/24/14 5:30pm

Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg

Some extra-suave, extra-classy modern day Don Draper has devised a viral marketing campaign for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets, according to this 4 minute and 36 second long rapturous ode, are delicious meat-pouches that you put in the microwave when you want to feel sexy — which I would say is a very accurate… » 10/08/13 6:30pm 10/08/13 6:30pm