Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has No Idea What a Dildo Is

Martha Stewart is a perfect specimen of a human, which is why it's so nice when she decides to drop out of her castle in the sky and come down to earth to chat with the good people on Earth about everything you're doing wrong. And as she revealed in a Reddit AMA Thursday, you're doing a lot wrong. » 3/06/14 3:50pm 3/06/14 3:50pm

Amanda Bynes Gets 'Lifestyle Makeover'

Amanda Bynes spent a week at a fitness camp, where she paid several thousand dollars to lose five pounds. E! reports that Bynes was dropped off at camp by her parents and used the week there to give herself "a lifestyle makeover." It may be easy to snark on the fact that the article focuses mostly Bynes' quest to lose… » 1/25/14 11:30am 1/25/14 11:30am

Selfie Loathing: Rihanna's Trip to Brazil Is All Blunts and Bikinis

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing. Every Friday, we round up a batch of celebrity Instagrams, so you can see what happens when the stars turn the cameras on themselves. This week: Snoop Dogg smokes so much the fire department has to intervene; John Stamos remembers the crosses of the '90s, and if you do nothing else… » 1/24/14 5:30pm 1/24/14 5:30pm

Behold: A Sensual Hot Pockets Ad Starring Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg

Some extra-suave, extra-classy modern day Don Draper has devised a viral marketing campaign for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets, according to this 4 minute and 36 second long rapturous ode, are delicious meat-pouches that you put in the microwave when you want to feel sexy — which I would say is a very accurate… » 10/08/13 6:30pm 10/08/13 6:30pm

The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can't Stand Lena Dunham

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you guys even heard of this show? Because like NOBODY talks about it). Actor Christopher Abbott and the Prince mustache he sports in his downtime have "abruptly" departed from the HBO show shortly after … » 4/04/13 9:00am 4/04/13 9:00am

Angelina Jolie Travels to Syria to Meet with Refugees Because She Is…

I guess one could pooh-pooh Angelina Jolie's commitment international philanthropy by saying, "Well, she has a million billion dollars—she can AFFORD to fly all over the world collecting babies and speaking warmly with overlooked refugees. I would do that too, except I only have $40." And yeah yeah, big guy, maybe » 12/06/12 8:10pm 12/06/12 8:10pm

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… » 10/12/12 9:00am 10/12/12 9:00am