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New York, 8:47 PM
Tue Dec 1
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    08:46 PM

    In reply to Toy Story
    I was going to body snark Creepy Wooden Giant Santa withthe new shapewear we discovered today. But then I realized even I am not that big of a Scroogebitch.

    Yet. It's only Dec 1st, after all.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    08:21 PM

    In reply to Do The Locomotive
    Photobucket" />Stupid Gawker comments HATES when I try to post pics...
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    08:16 PM

    In reply to Do The Locomotive
    Sweet! I've been on that train!
    The food they sell through the windows...hotter than anything I've had in my life.
    I came back to LA and scoffed at the "hot" mexican food.
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    Edited by veronykah at 12/01/09 8:21 PM veronykah was starred veronykah was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    07:57 PM

    In reply to "Move! They Want A Picture Of Me."
    It's nice to see Lindsay looking good in a candid shot again. Maybe she's getting her shit together.
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    Edited by Tippi Hedren at 12/01/09 7:58 PM Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    07:46 PM

    In reply to "Yes, Even My Tonsils Sparkle… See?"
    She is teeny tiny! Her mouth accounts for 40% of her body mass! Her breasts account for the remainder. (Not snarking here, she is a damned beautiful woman)
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    07:22 PM

    In reply to "Yes, Even My Tonsils Sparkle… See?"
    She does have the best chompers in the game.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    07:12 PM

    In reply to "I Can Be As Sexy As Edward Cullen. Give Me A Chance."
    If by "as sexy as Edward Cullen" you mean not sexy at all, then he wins!!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07:02 PM

    In reply to "I Can Be As Sexy As Edward Cullen. Give Me A Chance."
    Oh, God Vanessa. In the spirit of Defamer...

    Lady Dreads -87.
    Terrible doily-bedecked velvet-vomit handbag -245.
    Being Vanessa -3948.
    Seriously, what the fuck is that bag? -8974
    Dan is in love with her +2
    She couldn't keep Nate -3

    I wish Blair would just order Doroda to eliminate you once and for all.

    Team Hilary Duff!

    Making me say Team Hilary Duff - 374786986
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    07:04 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Ugh. I hate Vanessa AND Dan AND Duff.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    07:13 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): -even more for not pulling off mismatched prints.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    07:13 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): When I worked on Gossip Girl we all had the same hateful feeling about Vanessa's character but LOVED Jessica Szohr.

    Hilary Duff is the worst
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment fatmonalisa was starred fatmonalisa was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    06:58 PM

    In reply to "I Can Be As Sexy As Edward Cullen. Give Me A Chance."
    I'm totally "ok" with not knowing what is going on here.
     Reply
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    07:35 PM

    @Scout: Word.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    06:57 PM

    In reply to "I Can Be As Sexy As Edward Cullen. Give Me A Chance."
    Next time, on Gossip Girl: When Hipsters Mate.
     Reply
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    06:22 PM

    In reply to Face/Time
    I would be that asshole who taps her on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, do you have the time?"
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    06:20 PM

    In reply to "Yes, Even My Tonsils Sparkle… See?"
    I want to like her dress, but I just can't.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06:05 PM

    In reply to "Yes, Even My Tonsils Sparkle… See?"
    Are those shoes from her collection?
    Honestly I thought she only produced 5" platforms.
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    Edited by DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton at 12/01/09 6:05 PM DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    06:04 PM

    In reply to "Yes, Even My Tonsils Sparkle… See?"
    I like the look. Oh wait, I am supposed to think she is fat and lonely. BOO JESSICA SIMPSON??
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    06:22 PM

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: I will sit in your corner with you. I think she looks awesome. Except for the fact that she is obviously a sad old spinster who will burst into tears of loneliness as soon as she gets in the car.
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    06:51 PM

    @odinsraven: yes, especially if the radio speaks of Tony Romo or John Mayer.
     Reply
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    Image of o-line o-line
    06:00 PM

    In reply to My Little Pony
    I love that he picked a pink pony pulling a carriage.
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