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    Image of cand86 cand86
    03:46 AM

    In reply to Up And At 'Em
    When I think of the words "bath" and "erotic", broken glass doesn't come into it. So here's a video of the bleeding-wound free variety.
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    11/20/09

    In reply to Up And At 'Em
    Broken glass is one of my biggest fears. I fear eating cookies someone made and put crushed glass into to assissinate someone more important to me, I fear accidentally gulping some milk and swallowing a piece of broken glass, I fear (somehow) inhaling tiny pieces of powdered glass and dying from it.

    Glass is scary.
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    Cimorene was starred Cimorene was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/20/09

    In reply to Her Number One Fan
    My company is doing this "exclusive" partnership with her and it's been all things Swift in my office. Her tour books, her CDs, I even had to wrap a gift for her.

    Hope you like it, Taylor!
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/20/09

    In reply to Her Number One Fan
    Boy on left's thoughts: "Why isn't she looking at me? I've got this poster for her to sign, how can she not see it? Look at me! If only she would look into my eyes and see how much I love her. I post on her Facebook wall everyday, so I know I'm really her Number 1 fan. Look at me, Taylor!"

    Girl on right's thoughts: "I can't believe that dude thought my hood was my hair. Like, right, whatever, security dude. I've been waiting here all night for just this one moment, and pushy camera girl and poster boy are totally ruining this for me. Who's touching my butt???"

    Taylor's thoughts: "Mmmmmm, I could got for some tots about now. With catsup."
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    I, Zombie Normal was starred I, Zombie Normal was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/20/09

    In reply to Not Ready For Her Closeup
    Those BOOTS.

    No wonder she went all the way to Austria; she knew I'd only chase her as far as Mallorca to get them.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/20/09

    In reply to Up And At 'Em
    OW!
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    11/20/09

    In reply to Up And At 'Em
    ...the question is: does she or doesn't she have a soap bubble beard?
     Reply
    Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/20/09

    In reply to Up And At 'Em
    First thought: Wow, those foot tattoos look as though they must have really hurt when she got them.

    Second thought: Is this picture taken from the front or the back of the stage?
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/20/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Yes, foot tattoos are on the painful side.

    I didn't even think of the stage question, now that is something I will be mulling over.
     Reply
    Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    In reply to An Apple A Day
    Dear Diary,

    Paparazzi being a fuckwit. v. v. annoyed.

    Tourist knocked over my first latte. v. v. pissed.

    Looking at myself on Jezebel while talking in my Bridget Jones voice. v. v. faux-meta.
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): V. v. good.
     Reply
    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    11/20/09

    In reply to An Apple A Day
    "If I've said it once, I've said it a million times -- no body snarking on the Snap Judgments, mmmmkay?"
     Reply
    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was starred howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/20/09

    In reply to An Apple A Day
    In the end times only millionaires could afford the Caramel Macchiato.
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    token_illiterate_commenter was starred token_illiterate_commenter was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/20/09

    In reply to An Apple A Day
    Renee Zellweger is seen promoting Starbucks' newest beverage: the sour lemon latte.
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    11/20/09

    @Tippi Hedren: ha! ha! good one.

    *oh and it is served with a straw
     Reply
    Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/20/09

    In reply to Bat For Lashes
    I'm loving the background guy's "Dios mio!!!" pose. I wonder if there's an equivalent phrase in Farsi.
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/20/09

    @Tippi Hedren: I think he might be auditioning for the next "Home Alone" sequel.
     Reply
    token_illiterate_commenter was starred token_illiterate_commenter was unstarred
    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    11/20/09

    In reply to TGIF
    *Deep breath* Corgiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I must immediately e-mail this to my Dad, who adores corgies.
     Reply
    debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was starred debo matar la zombi goldberry83 was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    11/20/09

    In reply to TGIF
    CORGI!!!! I approve!
     Reply
    hfree was starred hfree was unstarred
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