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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    07:30 PM

    In reply to Warm Body/Kabul
    Beautifully composed picture.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07:00 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    THIS IS THE BEST CAPTION OF ALL TIME
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    06:50 PM

    In reply to The Return Of Bridezilla
    Cockermouth? But I just met her!!!

    Bahahahaha! Tip your waitresses, and try the veal - I'll be here 'til Sunday!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    05:23 PM

    In reply to The Return Of Bridezilla
    I thought this was an ad for sunscreen... those three coulda used some.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    05:19 PM

    In reply to The Return Of Bridezilla
    And here, for $2000, we have the Skeletons in your Closet...
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    SUNNY1 was starred SUNNY1 was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:17 PM

    In reply to The Return Of Bridezilla
    WHAT? You think crypt keepers don't fall in love too? Everyone wants a nice wedding.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05:22 PM

    @badmutha: and they seem to be quite decent to their wedding planners.

    I wonder where they go to their honeymoon?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    05:25 PM

    @Ailatan: Hot dry climates, they're best for retarding decomposition. Just ask anyone's mummy.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:25 PM

    @Ailatan: Maybe the Dead Sea?
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05:26 PM

    @Ailatan: The Dead Sea?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05:27 PM

    @CurtCole: I thought they might do a tour of the nicest cemeteries out there, but I can see your point, if they went cemetery seeing they would start talking shop.
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    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05:27 PM

    @badmutha: Ha.
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    Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:30 PM

    @Diziet_Sma: Great minds, dahling, great minds.
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    05:32 PM

    @Ailatan: Unfortunately, it is the same with the catacombs, pyramids, and many shinto temples. All dead, all the time, makes life so dull and lifeless. Oops! See what i did there!
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    Image of wordinedgewise wordinedgewise
    05:17 PM

    In reply to The Return Of Bridezilla
    Dear god, there is a place called COCKERMOUTH!
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    wordinedgewise was starred wordinedgewise was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    05:24 PM

    @wordinedgewise: I know. Everytime they mention it on the news I giggle. Yes I am 10.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    05:11 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    Palpatine Pictures, Images and Photos" />Hey Kanye, Imma let you finish, but The Emperor from Star Wars had one of the best hoods of all time!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07:00 PM

    @cuteasabutton: *rolls on floor*
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    05:02 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    Just Walk Away Kayne,
    You won't see me twitter you back home,
    The empty airwaves on my block,
    They're not the same,
    You're not to blame!
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    Image of LBB LBB
    05:16 PM

    @CurtCole: Awesome. (And thanks for the earworm.)
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04:59 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    The thumbnail made it look like he had long hair, which made him look like Rick James, which is just super-freaky.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    05:00 PM

    @Diziet_Sma: cue music!
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05:23 PM

    @sayah: Fabulosity!
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    04:58 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    LMAO

    The title of this post should be COTD
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    04:56 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    There is concrete evidence that he's sorry about that.
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    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of sayah sayah
    05:03 PM

    @Ailatan: You really cemented that one.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05:07 PM

    @sayah: at least he's not plastered around town, he's just a mere mortar, and made a stupid mistake.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    05:12 PM

    @Ailatan: I wonder if he'll bond nicely or if he's set in stone. Maybe he's petrified of sealing the deal?
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    sayah was starred sayah was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    04:55 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    Parisian emergency workers rush to prepare for the imminent Hurricane Kanye.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    04:54 PM

    In reply to Imma Let You Finish
    But the Unibomber was the geatest hoodie-wearer of all time!
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    04:55 PM

    @dreamweave: Lol.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    04:37 PM

    In reply to Still Walters Run Deep
    When will we ever learn
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    Edited by Lymed at 11/24/09 4:37 PM Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
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