<![CDATA[Jezebel: snap judgments]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: snap judgments]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/snapjudgments http://jezebel.com/tag/snapjudgments <![CDATA[Michael Jackson: A Life In Pictures]]> Michael Jackson: 1958-2009. A gallery of images - just a drop in the bucket of the inspiring, colorful, and ultimately tragic life he lived...and the lives of some of his fans - after the jump.









































































































































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<![CDATA[Living Dolls]]>

[Sydney, June 24. Image via Getty]

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 24:Model Abby Dowse poses during the 'Face of Origin' competition at Star City on June 24, 2009 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Mike Flokis/Getty Images)

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<![CDATA[Can You Tell Everything You Need To Know About Someone In 3 Minutes?]]> This scientist claims one speed date - and a dash of phrenology - is all you need.

While we've long been taught that first impressions are basically a function of experience, Professor Helen Fisher of Rutgers University says this isn't the case: according to MRI studies she did, "love" - as defined by science - can be instantaneous. According to The Guardian

The idea that you can infer more from a brief encounter than just sexual attraction is supported by findings from the Perception Lab at the University of St Andrews, which suggests that it may be possible to identify men who are more likely to indulge in short-term flings from facial features alone. In the study, 700 heterosexual participants were shown pairs of photographs of facial images of men and women in their early 20s who held opposing views on relationships. When asked to choose the male faces they felt would be more open to one-night stands, the majority chose correctly. The same faces were also judged to be the most masculine - characterised by a strong jaw, heavy brow ridges, a high forehead and larger nose.

While this sounds suspiciously like phrenology - and as such evokes various vague eugenics associations - Fisher claims that the hormones testosterone, estrogen, dopamine and serotonin can help determine "not only facial features but character types."

She would argue that the physically masculine men in the study above display an openness to one-night stands due to increased prenatal testosterone, and has found that women and men who have a round "baby" face, puffy lips, small nose and big eyes are likely to have had more exposure to oestrogen before birth which, she argues, may make them a better bet for something long-term.

While off the tops of our heads we can think of exceptions to this rule, we suppose we're willing to give it some hypothetical cred. That said, can nature trump nurture in this regard? And what about the fact that, according to these criteria, we're apparently programmed to think of assholes as attractive and "masculine?" Fisher also makes correlations between people's one-word self-description and the pre-natal hormone levels...but surely that kind of response is conditioned by society, upbringing, and the person you're talking to? Here's the thing: in a lab, all this might be true. But as we all know too well, the dating world is anything but controlled...and a lot depends on how bad the last guy was.
Written all over your face [The Guardian]

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<![CDATA[Your Inauguration Day Images: A Gallery]]> Booze! Cake! Kids! Dogs! Joyful, emotional images from readers, after the jump.


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<![CDATA[Inaugural Guests, From Malia To Jay-Z]]> The inauguration this year seemed to have more famous faces in one place than ever before. In the gallery below, take a look at the celebrities and politicians with the best seats in the nation.

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<![CDATA[Bad Judgments]]> Celebrities are apparently in hiding this week, and, rather than put up boring snaps of so-so stars, we're going to go crazy and devote the day to animal pics. Requests: Put them in the comments.

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<![CDATA[Melissa Joan Hart: Not Over The Food, Speidi.]]>

[Los Angeles, CA, December 24. Image via Getty.]

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<![CDATA[Can A Paparazzi Photo Be Art? A Rogues' Gallery, Inside]]> Brad Elterman, co-founder of Buzz Foto, thinks paparazzi snaps can be art. "My concept was to use brilliant photographers who had a passion for their craft… I wanted more than to build a new photo agency, I wanted to build a brand… with a semblance of class." In an interview with Rachel Hulin on A Photography Blog, he talks about how he got started as a "paparazzi," at age 19, back in 1975: "I wanted to take photos of David Bowie and I was turned down by the publicist. I thought to myself that it would be fun to try and make a photo of him as he left the studio." Elterman waited all night for Bowie. "Around 6am he emerged with [his producer]. He left in a unwashed Mercedes."

Elterman snapped the two getting into the car, and the pic ended up on a full page in Creem magazine. Elterman, who's photographed stars like Bob Dylan, Joan Jett, and Matt Dillon (see some here) says, "Photographers today just do not know what it is like to make a photograph of a real icon. The stars who the magazines run today are totally boring to me."

Elterman continues:

"I came from a family of art collectors and I have always been active in the arts. It dawned on me one day that if you knew your craft was a photographer, you could make a beautiful iconic photograph that would be published in the magazines and could eventually hang in a gallery or at MoMA in New York. There is nothing different from what were are doing today compared with the work of Walker Evans or Helen Levitt. The concept of Paparazzi As An Art Form has been accepted, and we did our first gallery exhibition early this year at the Seyhoun Gallery on Melrose Ave. The response from the public and the media was overwhelming."

Although we don't use Buzz Foto, we often come across "paparazzi" images that are like artwork, with echoes of Hopper, Lichtenstein (yesterday's Snap of Kate Moss), Seurat, Kubrick, and others, including Ms. Levitt (see Naomi Watts, below). We've compiled some of these arty Snap Judgments into a gallery, here:

Brad Elterman: Elevating Paparazzi To An Artform [Mediabistro]
Brad Elterman: Then and Now [A Photography Blog]
Brad Elterman.com
BuzzFoto.com
Related: "Paparazzi As An Art Form" exhibit information

Earlier: Lindsay & Sam: Got Any Fries To Go With Those Shakes?
A Scene From Sam Ronson's REM Cycle
Saint Angelina, Brad & The Twins Hit Cannes
Mary Kate Olsen Gives Chauffeured Shade
Don't Rain On Serena & Dan's (Art) Parade
Madonna: The Material Girl Is In Her Element
Seth Rogen Makes Naomi Watts Want To Hurl
House Elf Seen Sneaking Into Posh Hotel
Jennifer Garner Updates Famous Seurat Painting For Paparazzi
Chelsea Clinton At Starbucks: We Have Soooooo Been There
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: The Visual Metaphors Say It All
Redskins Cheerleader Arrives In Iraq, Promptly Tosses Hair
Kate Moss: Between A Rocker & A Drag Queen

Brad and Angelina photo above via Henry Flores/BuzzFoto.com

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<![CDATA[Kate Moss, Kelly Osbourne Go Pink • Jane Krakowski Won't Check Her Guitar]]> Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Jack Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Jane Krakowski, Paris Hilton, Matt Damon, Salma Hayek, Mischa Barton, Kate Moss, Rachel Bilson, and Liv Tyler with her son Milo. All those — and others — in a gallery beginning below. (Click on the post headline, then a picture to begin the gallery view.)

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<![CDATA[Audrina Patridge Gets A New Home (& Baby) • Tina Wears Sunglasses In Flight]]> Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Audrina Patridge, Tina Fey, Kate Winslet, Ne-Yo, Queen Beatrix, Josh Hartnett, and The Jonas Brothers filming in Los Angeles. All those — and others — in a gallery beginning below. (Click on the post headline, then a picture to begin the gallery view.)

(All images via Bauer-Griffin.)

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<![CDATA[Kim Kardashian + Kangaroos = High Camp]]> Kim and Khloe Kardashian apparently never work. Which is why they are in Australia right now! But before you get all judgmental [Jen, the name of this feature is 'Snap Judgment'! -Ed.] and assume that the girls are doing nothing but hitting hotspots in body-hugging dresses, please note that today they visited Sydney's Taronga Zoo, where they posed for pics with all the animals. After the jump, Kim, Khloe, and their newfound creature comforts. (Really, you can't make this shit up.)





(Top photo: Kim and an echidna)
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(Kim and emu)
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(Kim and...wallaby? Kangaroo?)
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(Kim and Reggie Bush python)
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(Kim and giraffes)
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(Kim and....wombat? Wallarroo?)
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(Kim and biggest koala ever)

[Photos via INFDaily.com.]

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<![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Arrested For Assault]]> Yeah, we heard: Amy Winehouse got arrested. (Again.) Apparently she punched some 38-year old dude in the face the other night while she was out. It's not easy being Amy! (It is, however, lucrative.) To prove this point we present to you 24 Hours of Wino: A Story in Pictures. Images continue after the jump.





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[Camden, April 24-25; images via Bauer-Griffin, AP

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<![CDATA[Miss America Contestants Continue To Shock & Awe Us With Their "Talents"]]> The Miss America preliminaries continued today, with another batch of girls performing their talents for whoever the hell judges these things. Alas, there was no baton-twirling. Or Marie Osmond-esque doll-dancing. But there was a whole lotta other kinds of dancing (and if you ask us, a lot of it looked like stripping. In pointe shoes.) Dodai and I continue to comment on this year's contestants in an annotated gallery that begins after the jump.



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Earlier: Miss America Contestants Stun Us With Their Talents

[Las Vegas, Nevada; January 24. Images via Splash.]

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<![CDATA[Miss America Contestants Stun Us With Their "Talents"]]> Unlike previous incarnations, the 2008 Miss America Pageant, taking place this Saturday night, is going to be more "modern" (read: less middle-aged lady makeup, more spunk), or so says Ugly Betty's Michael Urie of TLC's Miss America: Reality Check. But holy shit: Judging from the photos of the young women "performing" (and yes, thank you Lord, there is baton-twirling!) in the preliminary competitions in Vegas today, it doesn't look like much progress has been made. A gallery of the pageant contestants (and did I mention the baton-twirling?!), accompanied by the musings of both myself and Dodai, begins after the jump.



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[Las Vegas, January 23. Images via Splash]

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<![CDATA[Even Ginger Cats Have The Christmas Spirit]]> Animal pictures? You (and, er, Jessica) asked, we (and one of our readers, Miriam) answered. At left, a picture Miriam sent us of her Christmas cat, Carlo. ("He actually didn't mind being dressed up at all.") In the gallery which begins below, ten other cute critters we managed to find.

[All gallery images via AP.]

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<![CDATA[Brad, Angelina & The Brood On Bikes]]> Eco-friendly alternative transportation in a gallery, below.

[New Orleans, December 18. Images via INF.]

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<![CDATA[Kardashian Sisters Hit Cabo, Frolic With Seaside Flasher]]> (Click on any image to see entire gallery)

[Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, December 8. Images via Flynet]

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<![CDATA[Celebrities Love L.A. Pumpkin Patch, Paparazzi Be Damned]]> Autumn is here, and the stars can't stay away from the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in Los Angeles. What is it with the damn pumpkin patch? [It's the new Ivy! -Ed.] Check out the Halloween hijinks of fall's biggest fame-whores in our gallery of 13 frightening images, which begins below.

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<![CDATA[The 14th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute: Who Wore What?]]> Over a dozen beauties from the Elle/Women In Hollywood event held last night in Los Angeles, below. (Images via Bauer-Griffin)

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<![CDATA[Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Windswept Style, "What The Fuck?" Hand Gesture]]> (Click on any image to see entire gallery)

[New York, October 1. Images via INF]

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