Jezebel: Snap Judgment

Linen-Clad Onlooker Asks: What's On Brad's Back?

Anna — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:15:00 EDT

[Monaco, May 12. Image via Splash]

Jennifer & John Tread Water; Johnny Depp Flies Fancy

Anna — Mon, 12 May 2008 09:15:00 EDT

Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Salma Hayek and daughter Valentina, Amy Winehouse, Scott Speedman, Drew Barrymore, Winona Ryder, Gwyneth Paltrow, Colin Farrell, Tea Leoni and Mark Ronson. All those — and others — a gallery below. (Click on the post headline, then a picture, to begin gallery view.)

Madonna Ignores Fan's Attempt At Engagement; Obscene Gesture

Anna — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:50:00 EDT

[London, May 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Lance Bass Hits The Sauce

Anna — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:10:00 EDT

[Studio City, May 7. Image via x17]

Jason Schwartzman Is Watching You

jgerson — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:50:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 9. Image via INFdaily.com.]

Liv Tyler, Son Stay Dry Under Sad Skies

jgerson — Fri, 09 May 2008 17:10:00 EDT

[New York, May 9. Iimage via INFDaily.com.]

Gwyneth Paltrow Expresses Concern Over Italian Cobblestones

jgerson — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:50:00 EDT

[Rome, May 8; image via INFdaily.com.]

TGIF

Dodai — Fri, 09 May 2008 16:10:00 EDT

[Images via AP.]

(And Happy Mother's Day!)

Angelina Jolie: Blurry Baby Mama

jgerson — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:50:00 EDT

[Saint Jean Capp Ferrat, May 9. Image via Splash.]

Amy Winehouse Makes Friends On Freeway Shoulder

Anna — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:10:00 EDT

[May 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Mary J. Blige: More Comfortable In Her Clothes Than You

jgerson — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:50:00 EDT

[New York, May 8; image via INFdaily.com.]

Rachel Bilson Gives Her Pooch A Lift

jgerson — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:10:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 8. Image via INFDaily.com.]

Queen Elizabeth Likes Horses, Not Hermès

Dodai — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:50:00 EDT

[Royal Windsor Horse Show, Windsor, England, May 9. Images via Splash.]

Lindsay Lohan: Leaning Tower Of Leggings

Dodai — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:10:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 8. Image via x17.]

Vanessa Williams Enters The Sterile Area

Dodai — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:50:00 EDT

[LAX, May 8. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Newlywed Nick Lets Mariah Stand Under His Umbrella Ella Ella

Dodai — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:15:00 EDT

[New York, May 8. Images via Splash.]

Lauren Conrad: "Bish Plz"

Anna — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:15:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 7. Image via x17]

Jason Lewis's Galpal Is Hot To Trot

Anna — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:15:00 EDT

[New York May 8. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Unidentified Olsen Twin Is Tiring, Tedious

Anna — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:15:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 8. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Timberlake's Half-Tuck: Wholly Stupid

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 18:50:00 EDT

[New York, May 8. Image via Splash.]

Gwyneth Is Treated Like (Faux) Royalty

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 18:10:00 EDT

[On the set of a commercial in Rome, May 8. Images via Splash.]

Usher Reminds You Of His Star Status With Subtle Tattoo

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:50:00 EDT

[London, May 8. Image via Splash.]

Jesse Metcalfe: Sunburned Or Stoned?

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:10:00 EDT

[Beverly Hills, May 7. Image via Splash.]

Joan Collins: Pearly Whites, Pearly Bangles, Pearly Purse

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:50:00 EDT

[London, May 7. Image via INFDaily.com.]

Mischa Barton Matches Sneakers To Year Of Birth

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:10:00 EDT

[New York, May 7. Image via INFDaily.com.]

Camilla Belle Ruins Perfectly Nice Dress With Unfortunate Leggings

jgerson — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:50:00 EDT

[New York, May 7. Image via Getty.]

Kate Moss Is Harried

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:10:00 EDT

[London, May 8. Image via Splash.]

Dax Shepard: Shirtless, Cocksure & Surly

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:50:00 EDT

[On the set of "When In Rome," New York, May 7. Images via Splash.]

Tilda Swinton: The Ice Queen Cometh

jgerson — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:10:00 EDT

[New York, May 7; image via Getty.]

Amy Winehouse: Fresh Out Of Jail & Ready To Rock

jgerson — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:15:00 EDT

[London, May 8; Image via INFDaily.com.]

Elisha Cuthbert: Blinded By The Light

Anna — Thu, 08 May 2008 12:15:00 EDT

[Maui, May 7. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Rose McGowan Trades In M4A1 For Plastic Cast

Anna — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:15:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 7. Image via x17]

Will & Rosario's New Friend Sure To Get Tongues Wagging

Dodai — Thu, 08 May 2008 10:15:00 EDT

[On the set of "Seven Pounds"; Los Angeles, May 7. Image via x17.]

Best Job Ever: Undressing Clive Owen

Anna — Thu, 08 May 2008 09:15:00 EDT

[New York, May 7. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Jason Bateman: Be Strong, Weary Traveler

jgerson — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:50:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 6; image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Cindy Crawford: Once A Model, Always A Model

jgerson — Wed, 07 May 2008 16:10:00 EDT

[New York, May 7. Image via INFDaily.com.]

Peace Out, Bon Jovi

jgerson — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:50:00 EDT

[New York, May 5; image via INFdaily.com.]

Take A Number, John Mayer

jgerson — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:10:00 EDT

[New York, May 5; image via INFdaily.com.]

Sienna Miller Sweeps Through LAX, Loiterers Stare

Anna — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:50:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Maggie And Peter Have Got Ramona Covered

jgerson — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:10:00 EDT

[Brooklyn, May 7. Image via INFDaily.com.]