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    Beauty For Smurfettes
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    If I want to look blue I'll stay outside in this weekend's -15 weather. Works every time. You get a nice mix of blue with white spots.
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    There is no justification for how badly I want to own this.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    Has anyone seen this "Smurfs Get Napalmed" commercial produced by Unicef? My niece was scarred for life.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    In this economy, when I want my skin to have a nice azure tone, I wear a Ziplock bag over my head or breath in tailpipe exhaust. The blue tinge to my nail beds and lips not only looks more natural than makeup, but also doesn't put a dent in my pocketbook!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/29/08

    @morninggloria: I'll have to try this, it sounds like the effect would last longer than my previous method which is filling the bathtub with ice and laying in it for an hour every morning. I look great when I leave the house, but by lunchtime, my core temp starts creeping back up and that maddening pink tone leaches back in and replaces my lovely blue-tinged pallor.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    Well, bish did have hundreds of men in her harem... I guess I know where my Sephora gift card is going now!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    So their red lipstick will look good on me no matter what? I call bull!
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    12/29/08

    @AthertonMerriweather: I have been looking for ten years for a red lipstick that doesn't turn hot pink or fuschia when I put it on my lips. No luck. Even Mac's Russian Red turned pink.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/29/08

    @samethingwedoeverynightpinky: My problem with red lipstick of any kind is that it makes the rest of me look hot pink and fuschia, not my lips.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    It's really annoying that the release doesn't have a link to the cosmetics company and when you go to the Web site, they don't have the smurfette stuff online. I'm just being a picky PR person though.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    Blue my face, with a blue little blusher
    And some blue crap I don't need
    And everything is blue for me
    And myself
    And everybody around
    Cuz I ain't got nobody to blue.


    I have a blue lipgloss with a blue Brazilian wax
    Blue is the colour of all that I buy
    Blue are the blue and all the blue blue bloo
    I have a blue and she is so blue.

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    Image of Rosa Scandalosa Rosa Scandalosa
    12/29/08

    @tscheese: You are brilliant.
    (da ba dee da ba dai)
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/29/08

    @Northernexpatriate: Blue da ba smurf da ba dai ba da smurf ba da dee ba da...


    (song goes on for three weeks)


    ...ba da dai!

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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    Also works for Violet Beauregarde fans.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/29/08

    @mepo: Violet, you're turning violet!
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    I guess it makes about as much sense as the Barbie line that MAC did a few years back...
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    And then you can be sent to distract all the boy Smurfs with you lady bits and bring ruin to them all!
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    Kids today don't even know what Smurfs are, and it disgusts me. How are we supposed to teach them about communism without the Smurfs as a reference point?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/29/08

    @PilgrimSoul: Or the dirty hippies! Those Smurfs had a nasty sex commune and lived inside happy mushrooms!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/29/08

    @PilgrimSoul: Or about woman-centric monogamy?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/29/08

    @PilgrimSoul: POLYGAMY.


    Boy oh boy did i mess that one up.

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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/29/08

    @morninggloria: we knew what you meant. :)
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/29/08

    @PilgrimSoul: YEAH! And how are they supposed to develop a crush on short blue guys with white beards whom they want to call "Papa?"


    I mean... ew. That's TOTALLY gross and not at all sexy...

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    Perhaps only helpful if you are the only girl in the village...
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    12/29/08

    In reply to Beauty For Smurfettes
    I remember really wanting her hair when I was a kid
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