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drunkexpatwriter
03/25/09

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I wonder how much cocaine was in the boxers before the woman called the police.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
03/24/09

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Well damn. On the one hand, good for them for being honest and doing their part to keep drugs off the streets and all. OTOH, the latent criminal in me says, why would you do that??!! Why why would you knowingly give away allllll that money??!! I guess that thought is a remnant of my drug dealing days as a misguided youth.

*Remember kids, don't do drugs!
*Seriously, don't! They're why I can't remember anything for longer than ten minutes, and still have flashbacks!!
*Again, and I can't stress this enough, DON'T DO DRUGS!!

*Although they will make you seem cool.....
*NO! NO THEY WILL NOT!!! THEY WILL RUIN YOU!!!!
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neurotickitten
03/24/09

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Amy Poehler: These Bananas are so hard to eat!
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rocknrollunicorn
03/24/09

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Wtf is up with bananas lately? The deadly (or, not so deadly, according to other reports) spider in the bananas in Tulsa. This. And I ordered THREE bananas from Peapod last week, and received TWENTY.

Hmm.
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birdfeet
03/24/09

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That is an honest guy. If it were me in that situation, the police might have 59 pounds of cocaine and I would suddenly be the best-dressed grocer in town.
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BOO_BOO_HOFF
03/24/09

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"Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today...."
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SomeAuthorGirl
03/24/09

@BOO_BOO_HOFF: Oh god, that was so funny........
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lilbobbytables
03/24/09

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I wonder if the employee was pissed due to the lack of bananas.

Shameful fact: I only spell bananas correctly because of Gwen Stefani.
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poires et poireaux
03/24/09

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Anybody think Ween when they read this?

Sancho brought a message from the fat man

Sorry boy, to leave you high and dry

But I went to see my mom in Ensenada

And I left a little something to help the time go by

Just a little something to help to keep you high

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow

Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

Now the rainy season reminds me of Maria

The way she danced, the color of her hair

Now I'm locked inside a stall in the cantina

Eating the bananas and cocaine off the mirror

Looking for a ticket to take me away from here

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow

Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

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birminghamdrunk
03/24/09

@poires et poireaux: YES! My thoughts exactly!!!!

Best Ween track after Buenos Tardes Amigo! (Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday, and I hoped we'd see each other again...)
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HurricaneEyes
03/24/09

@poires et poireaux: friended after ween ref!@birminghamdrunk: with poison - interlaced - with the meat.
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birminghamdrunk
03/24/09

@HurricaneEyes: noted pauses in teh song: i likez. also most hilarious part.
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Eeva
03/24/09

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That would be an ecumenical matter.
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hortense
03/24/09

@Eeva: Oh, how I love Father Ted.
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HeinzDoofenshmirtz
03/24/09

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Gives a new meaning to using bananas to learn how to blow. (Not that I've ever done this)
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Rare Affinity
03/24/09

@nutellagirl (nigeriangirl): Might put a girl off giving head if the banana is too ripe and breaks off the first time she places it in her mouth.
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HeinzDoofenshmirtz
03/24/09

@Rare Affinity: Ha! Did that happen to you?
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
03/24/09

@nutellagirl (nigeriangirl): How else am I supposed to practice snorting coke off someone's dick?
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goodcheapfun
03/24/09

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You know that mistake ended with a bullet in the head.
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Evie Havok
03/24/09

@goodcheapfun: *snort* You're probably right.
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taranwanderer
03/24/09

@goodcheapfun: Um, yeah. I love how everyone is making light of the situation when someone, or many people, lost their lives over this.

I would be in more of a laughing manner if I haven't been listening each morning to NPR's ongoing report on the drug problem in Mexico.
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baraqiel
03/24/09

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This happened with green peppers a couple of weeks ago. Obviously we need to ask the produce industry some difficult questions.
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daisen-in
03/24/09

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Not as clever as the folks who fashioned an entire ceramic dish set out of mostly cocaine. That was in the news just this weekend.
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baraqiel
03/24/09

@daisen-in: Ahahha, we can have druggie craft time. Papier-mache with rolling papers! Mosaics with ecstasy instead of tiles! The possibilities to make art with illegal substances are endless.
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neurotickitten
03/24/09

@daisen-in: Is that true? Wow, for someone who can't even use superglue without getting her fingers stuck together, that is extremely impressive.
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Fate'sBitch
03/24/09

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That's nothing, this morning I opened up my frosted flakes and found the box filled with crystal meth. delicious.
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morninggloria
03/24/09

@Fate'sBitch: Crystal Oh's! Delicious!
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neurotickitten
03/24/09

@Fate'sBitch: If you liked that, maybe you'll like the new Cracklin' Oat Flakes, now with MDMA.
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Rare Affinity
03/24/09

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I wonder if the employee will receive a finders' fee from the owners of the cocaine?
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