John Boehner's Smoky Old Office Smells Like a Cancer Factory

On Sunday’s Meet the Press, brand new House Speaker Paul D. Ryan admitted that his office is, at least in one way, a very bad hotel: he can’t get the smell of cigarettes out of the room.

On Sunday’s Meet the Press, brand new House Speaker Paul D. Ryan admitted that his office is, at least in one way, a very bad hotel: he can’t get the smell of cigarettes out of the room.
• Despite their pleas to help "poor Haitian children," a Vegas crowd booed party-crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi, reports People. "We're sick of it," says Tareq. "We were invited to the White House and that will come out." •
Japanese manufacturers, who keep making products for needs we didn't know we had, are now selling a pocket ash tray. It's available in five colors, but those concerned with the implications of making smoking fashionable can focus the fact that it keeps butts off the ground. [Random Good Stuff]