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    "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"

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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    I'm with Jack Kerouac. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Jesus Christ: Y'know, you should really be more careful how you treat beggars. That's all I'll say. Verily."

    Sorry Jesus, not if they handle me; if YOU happen to be one of those bordering-on-mugging/getting-too-aggressive beggars, then that's YOUR problem.

    Why would you tell someone about a stranger getting rough with you and then be aghast at a suggestion that you should have been violent right back? (I guess cutting off the hand is TOO violent?) #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    I'm going to have to go with Mr. Kerouac on this one. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    I love that you used Henry Darger. That would explain the knife as well! #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Scarlet O'Hara: It sounds like someone needs a little chin music. #askadeadperson
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    I'm going to use verily more often in the future. But for now, verily, I must continue with my evening studies. Verily. #askadeadperson
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Charles Dickens: Why, I must pen a tale about these events! Not only will his personage be dusted in working class grime, but his name shall be Mr. Madd - I say, aren't I ever so clever?! #askadeadperson
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    Image of ladyM2000 ladyM2000
    11/04/09

    @jigglyball: Errr... don't you mean Charles DICKENS?

    Sorry, big Dickens fan here. (Not in that way!) #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    @ladyM2000: Haha, you're so right. Please, someone, revoke my English degree.

    It's been a terrible day. I'll fix it. #askadeadperson
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    the Michel Foucault is still making me laugh! #askadeadperson
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    Image of yinyang yinyang
    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: Me too. I am taking this as a sign I should stop working on my dissertation for the day. #askadeadperson
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    Image of greeneyedfem greeneyedfem
    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: Me too. It's the only one I laughed out loud at.

    Although, he might also ask: "Why don't you examine where your definition of 'insane' comes from?" #askadeadperson
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    Image of Caitfish Caitfish
    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: I think the dude just needs to spend a little more time around the panopticon. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    @Caitfish: he's getting all sweaty, those turtlenecks are no good. #askadeadperson
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    Image of Erda Erda
    11/04/09

    @Ailatan: I'm writing a paper on his History of Sexuality right now and this is exactly what I needed. #askadeadperson
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Blaise Pascal: "Men are so necessarily mad that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness."

    And that was said before death. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Every time I just scroll down to Kerouac and smile. #askadeadperson
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Every time Kerouac speaks on these ask a dead person posts, I realize how much I am like him. Because basically that was my exact thought.

    Full disclosure: Work today has been a special hell. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    @sassyredhead: I am right there with you. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Amen. That is all I will say. #askadeadperson
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/04/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Care to join me in a drink? It's a little cramped here under the desk, but it's cozy and the booze is strong. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Sounds great. I may stay under there with the bottle until Friday at 5, if that's cool with you. #askadeadperson
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    11/04/09

    In reply to "How Do I Explain That My Coworker's A Raving Lunatic?"
    Jack Kerouac makes me giggle every time... #askadeadperson
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    06/19/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Jon and Kate seem like incredibly selfish people. I suppose there isn't a chance the announcement will be that they're quitting the show to work on themselves?
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    Image of Recky Chinon Recky Chinon
    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    Wow, Lou Ferrigno has his work cut out for him.


    "Let's start with the toilet paper roll Michael, then we'll start adding weight, maybe a roll of paper towels. Then we'll get you burning up a real sweat."

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @Recky Chinon: Gimme' 4 reps of putting your mask on and off, followed by 2 reps of doffing and donning your jaunty fedora.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: "Here, Mike let's sit you in a room with some a 40W lightbulb so you can get used to the spotlights"
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
    I know i have no actual connection to jon and kate, but it still makes me sad they're getting a divorce. What about all their kids????
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/18/09

    @lestylegirl: Speaking as the child of divorced parents, it's often better to have two people who no longer wish to be married to each other (and in some cases, who actively dislike each other) to be apart. Children are acutely aware of that kind of tensions. Still, it is upsetting for the kids, to be sure.
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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: Sorry for the grammatical lapses in that comment.
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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: I agree, I'm also a child of divorced parents, and I thought it was ok they did it (I was 8 at that time) cause at least I knew where their relationship stood. I don't know sometimes uncertainty and bickering is worse than actual honesty and a clean break.


    Btw, my parents had the most amicable divorce ever, so I'm speaking from that experience.

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    06/18/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I was ten. Both my mum and dad remarried and, honestly, had happier second marriages than when they were married to each other. My brother and I were very fortunate that they always put us first and, no matter how they felt about each other. Neither one ever said a bad word to us about the other.
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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: Yikes, I desperately need the preview button back! I can't type tonight.
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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: I want the preview and the little hearts for the followers, I like to heart people that follow me.


    Neither one of my parents married for the second time, now that I'm much older I wish they had. I'm an only child so there is basically no one but me to spoil.


    I believe that a break up is always difficult, but there has to be at least some level of respect and caring (if not love, at least for your past relationship) to try and say good things about your ex partner.


    Wow! That was long and wordy!

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    06/18/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I couldn't agree with you more.


    By the way, you are more than welcome to be my honorary sister, if you would like a sibling!

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    06/18/09

    @BabyJane: Oh! That's really sweet, and yes, a sister like you is the coolest thing ever! Can I brag about it?
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    06/18/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Well, I'll be bragging about you, that's for sure!
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