Drunk Children Love Watery Beer and Candy-Flavored Liquor

So, everyone knows that kids start guzzling whatever intoxicants they can get their hands on as soon as they're old enough to process angst. It's a confusing time—friendship bracelets one day, recreational cough syrup the next. If you could ferment teal embroidery thread into some sort of syrupy beverage, that would… » 2/19/13 6:00pm 2/19/13 6:00pm