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    "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Sex Bloopers: My entire life from 1993 - 1997.


    Also Cosmo, I'll have you know that I have waaaaaaaay more than 8 things in my closet that make me look chunky. And thanks for using a word like "chunky," since that is linguistically one of the most insulting things to say about anyone over the age of 4. Total Feminism Fail, in my book.

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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    I looked at the cover and thought "woah! Rachel Zoe looks pretty good!"
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Oh, this was SO written by that lady with the red curly hair who was mean to Betty last night.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    I'm sorry. I was told there'd be cake?
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    01/09/09

    @ellaesther: Hours later I come back to say: I made my husband buy me cake on his way home tonight. Mmmmmmmm... cake.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    "What sex feels like for guys"


    Good...
    Nice...
    Awesome...


    Am I close? Do I win a prize?


    Last time I checked, men can generally stick their peepees in, let's say a bowl of pudding, and enjoy it.


    Fail, Cosmo.

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    01/09/09

    @tini: Don't forget "wet"!
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Someone may have said this already, but how can you "learn to stop and smell the roses" in "crazy and unsettled times"? Don't you do that after those times have passed? I guess I'm missing the point of her lesson.
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    01/09/09

    @blondespacyholly: ::sniffs deeply::


    Ahhhh, I just had to pause to savor the global economic collapse and the rapid decrease in my personal finances. Mmmmm, this unemployment line smells divine!

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    01/09/09

    @SarahMC: Make sure to note the bouquet of mac-n-cheese and cheap wine that is always at the finish of decreasing personal finances.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Naughty Massages for Couples Only? Oh no, see, I'm going to do them to myself, and the Cosmo Police will have to come arrest me. So there.


    Sorry, but I keep finding new ways to be irritated by this damn magazine cover.

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    01/09/09

    @lalaland13: I'm planning on sending them to myself in cards, telegrams, emails and text messages, as well as whispering them in my empty bedroom. I'm a very autoromantic single.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    What Sex Feels Like For Guys: Really Weird If Your Head is Proportional to Your Vagina.


    My God, WTF is with that Photoshopping? Ali Larter should sue for that. For defamation of body.

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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Next month: "15 New Sexy Ways To Smell The Roses: Drive Him Wild In The Garden!"
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    01/09/09

    @hortense: "Daisy Chains are the New Scrunchies!"
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    It's depressing that the most successful women's magazine is the one that caters to the dullest & dumbest among us.
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    01/09/09

    @SarahMC: Tee-hee! It's because we wommenz need to be told how to give blow jobs and parlay that skill into eternal happiness!
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    01/09/09

    @SarahMC: Is it REALLY the most successful? Jezebel lady editors can you tell us if this is, in fact, da truf?
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    01/09/09

    @SarahMC: You know what? I actually enjoy reading Cosmo! Gasp! I don't read it for the articles, or the horribly over-photo-shopped pictures of celebs that have no talent. I read it because it is so frivolous and girly and I am not. I read it because of the same reason I keep finding myself watching those stupid rom-coms.


    And I will not apologize for my estrogen.

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    01/09/09

    @kekesgrrl: Cosmo =/= estrogen.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Oooh, I am so glad I am part of a couple and be a part of those super-exclusive naughty massages! SUCK IT, CASUAL HOOKUPS!
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    That head does not belong on that body. Cosmo = photoshop fail.


    Also, I savor the wake up go to work drudgery as much as the next person. I'm also savoring the inability to afford much of anything besides soup and cheap wine. And the fact that I am cold ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF THE STUPID FREAKING WEATHER, but that no sweaters fit me because I am a giant with monkey arms.


    Savor? I does it.

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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    Did they crop the hair/wig off their last Jessica Simpson cover and stick it on Ali's head? No, seriously? She has pretty thin hair, and that head-suit looks about 3 sizes too big for her head
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    01/09/09

    @BuffySummers: the whole head really doesn't look in proportion with the rest of her actually...and her chin is about half an inch from her chest
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    01/09/09

    @BuffySummers: That's the other weird thing, she looks like her head is scrunched down. SAY NO TO PHOTOSHOP.
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    01/09/09

    @stacyinbean: Tyra would be very disappointed with her lack of neck.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    I wonder if the hairspray up the rectum story is part of the bedroom romps going horribly wrong? That seems like it fits perfectly - in the magazine that is.
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    01/09/09

    In reply to "Let Them Eat Cake," Says Cosmo Editor-in-Chief
    But I need to keep a man hooked! And-and-and worry about my UNDERPANTS! How will I ever have time to worry about the economy? I mean, come on, you guys, UNDERPANTS.
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    01/09/09

    @tscheese: Gah, they're called panties as in "Avoid Panty Lines!" "Get Him in Your Panties" "He Thinks About Your Panties" "Your Panties Are Ugly, Buy These!"
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