Sunday Sign-Off: Swan Song

By this point, you've probably gorged yourself into a semi-catatonic state on new episodes of Arrested Development, and therefore have little energy left to watch the series finale of Smash, the show that went from good, to so-bad-it's-good, to bad, to so-bad-it's-unwatchable, and, finally, to tolerable. It's a…
Ashley Judd Says She's 'Regretfully' Not Running for Senate
Because of dicks, I bet. I BET IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU DICKS. I don't mean you, specifically, Jezebel readers. But can you imagine running for office? As a woman? Like, it's bad enough just being a lady-blogger or a cute hamster on YouTube or even some rando on Twitter. Politics is for people who are literally that one…
Carrie Bradshaw 1.0 Slams Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 For Slamming Carrie Bradshaw 3.0
After Sarah Jessica Parker called the AnnaSophia Robb-starring Sex and The City prequel The Carrie Diaries "odd,"
money-making enthusiast
MAJOR Carrie Diaries fan Candace Bushnell hit back at SJP for being an old cronehag who doesn't understand how the world works.
Katharine McPhee Doesn't Need Some Stupid Stinky Baby-Thing Wasting Her Me-Time
In the midst of our current celebrity baby mania, it's rare to hear an unapologetic, cheerful (and non-judgmental) celebrity voice speaking up about the boons of living child-free. Katharine McPhee, 28, says she always thought she'd have children—and she still might, who knows—but five years into marriage with her…
Season 2 of Smash Promises Jennifer Hudson, Sean Hayes and All Sorts of Broadway Shenanigans
In disappointing news, season two of Smash, one of the most entertaining (or at least silliest) shows on NBC these days, doesn't kick off until the cold and distant future time of February 5th. But turn that frown upside down, Smash Heads! The show was nice enough to put out this jam-packed teaser trailer to whet your…
Mia Wasikowska Might Play Johanna Mason In The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
22-year-old Australian actress Mia Wasikowska is one of the two actresses being considered to play acerbic District 7 tribute Johanna Mason in the Hunger Games trilogy, a character who appears in both Catching Fire and Mockingjay and is more or less side by side with Finnick Odair as the most important bit of upcoming…
Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin Bailed Almost Immediately
After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included …
10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, SNL celebrates a milestone, Jane Lynch does Maddow, Chris Rock has a point and Smash gets a Marilyn.
Derek picked over Ivy to play Marilyn? Wha? What? Huh? This season of was A.) great and B.) very dark! And it almost got darker with Evil Abed nearly cutting off Jeff's arm,…10 Things You May Have Missed In TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, Tan Mom comes to SNL, Smash gets another dash of adultery, dragons go missing on Game of Thrones and Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about her tits.
WHERE ARE THE DRAGONS? SERIOUSLY, WHO THE FUCK TOOK THE DRAGONS? Say what you will, I prefer the rawness of Tan Mom: The Original.New Show Promises to Find the New Marilyn Monroe, But Do We Really Want One?
There's no denying that Marilyn Monroe had an unusually potent combination of sex, innocence, beauty and charm, but at some point maybe we should think about retiring her ultimate bombshell jersey and letting her rest in relative peace. For one thing, she had an incredibly sad life in many ways—and she met an even…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, things are still bad between everyone's favorite couple Troy and Abed, Simon Pegg is trolling his Twitter followers, Smash demonstrates that it doesn't always get better and Aziz Ansari talks about hanging out with the president.
It would be and it would be sad. To be fair, the…10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, the premiere of GCB, Springfield is Westeros in The Simpsons opening titles, the most awkward serenade on Smash and the return of an old young nemesis on 30 Rock.
And it happened in the first three minutes. Jesus, Sean Hayes. Girl needed to let off a little steam. Give her a…